The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I'm sorry, Bobby...
  • edited 2013-01-07 02:14:26
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    I just I don't, I really don't know what I'm going to do.  I feel like my brain has shut itself down

    Caffeine is a bad, fickle friend, but I guess that is my best shot at [sense of proportion]
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    I'm like Twilight or Hermione or somebody now and I should really relax.

    I'm sorry.
  • edited 2013-01-07 02:28:51
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    It's OK.

    I say, as I get ninja'd by something less OK
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    One thing that makes me want to spit puppies in people's faces: "You only hate Windows 8 because you can't be arsed to learn something new!"

    You goddamn idiot, I know how to use Windows 8, but that doesn't mean i don't get to LIKE THE OLD ONE BETTER
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Spitting puppies in people's faces?

  • This kicks all kinds of ass.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    Spitting puppies in people's faces?

    it was the first thing that came to mind

    *shrug*
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    You'd have to get an entire puppy into your mouth first

    and in the process you'd probably want to make sure they took care of some particular business first before you did
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    We'll just use Hasbro® Littlest Pet Shop® puppies.

    That'll take care of both issues at once!


  • I think we have found the definition of roller


    like, if roller (slang) was in the dictionary, this tune would be the example given
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Or, maybe, you could spit the puppies out of your mouth from Hammerspace/a dimension where all screamed for naught
  • I think I'm subconsciously afraid of going to sleep.

    New Year's Resolution is to sleep more as part of my "Campaign for A Life Where I Don't Get Terrible Thoughts Once A Week or More". And so far, it's been going terribly.
  • edited 2013-01-07 02:54:17

    369 dislikes


    lol UKF
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    What do you think will happen if you go to sleep?
  • if you focus, you can see the speaker pulsate; 30hz to your chest to increase your pulse rate
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    30hz is pretty deep
  • barely audible
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Naney said:

    barely audible

    with enough wattage, though, you will most definitely feel it
  • could certainly feel it with these headphones wheeeeee
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Headphone speakers are quite versatile like that
  • edited 2013-01-07 03:15:07

    http://www.bettycrocker.com/recipes/slow-cooker-bourbon-banana-bread/f13616cb-0f6b-44a3-84cb-bcdab800719b


    i can't remember how i got on the official betty crocker website, but now the batterwitch has me under her spell and dayum gurl i am starvin
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Let's make an SNES game where you play as Anonus and buy ALL the companies
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    You don't ordinarily visit the websites of prominent consumer brands, do you Naney

    I guess I don't either
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    Let's make an SNES game where you play as Anonus and buy ALL the companies


    What, would I go to Cincinnati and convince Procter & Gamble to accept my acquisition offer

    Wait, that sounds like something that's not supposed to happen
  • image

    How many good things can we stuff into one breakfast? Count ‘em up: French toast, cream cheese, and chocolate hazelnut spread in a coating of Cinnamon Toast Crunch® cereal. It comes off the waffle iron ready to eat like a sandwich (knife and fork optional).
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Was that on the Crocker site

    The "®" in "Cinnamon Toast Crunch®" (fellow General Mills brand) seems to suggest that


  • man this is gorgeous =w=
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    Let's make an SNES game where you play as Anonus and buy ALL the companies

    That reminds me, I was going to hunt down that book on 65816 assembly
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Why 
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    ponys can't be thugs

    how will they hold a gat


  • it sounds so chill


    then that slam-you-into-the-wall drop with ridiculous syncopation hits at 500 mph


    dem crazy russians
  • I'm SO FUCKING SICK OF NORTH FACE JACKETS. It seriously seems like 50% of all people here, male and female, have the same ugly black North Face jacket. I think these are the crummiest looking jackets ever. They're made of cheap-looking "fleece" and cheesy nylon/polyester crap and they still cost 100 dollars or more. Every crowd of people on campus will be a sea of North Face jackets. I really mean it. There are so many it's ridiculous. You'd think that all the fashion-whores would realize that it's become too trendy and thus cliched and stop wearing them, but this hasn't happened, and somehow the fact that every single person seems to have a North Face Jacket has not deterred even more people from buying them.

    It is the most played-out fashion statement on this campus. I am sick to death of seeing your ugly fucking North Face jackets!!!
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    This person takes his hatred of someone else's jackets to a whole new level
  • really i agree with the dude The North Face jackets are like the yuppie equivalent of fedoras or uggs or something
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    they are quite ubiquitous
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The video game controller my mother grew up with:

    image

    The video game controller I grew up with:

    image

    Mother always used to joke about how the PlayStation controller was "too complicated" for her...
  • Make that sucker black and you've got the video game controller I grew up with.

    Also Eureka Seven is amazing.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Oh yay, the only other person here with a non-Nintendo childhood!

    *Sonyfistbump*
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    The best solution would be for Humanity to break apart, and allow people who are similar to each other colonize planets together. We can have Planet Republican, Planet Jesus, Planet Mohammed, Planet Israel, Planet Kim, Planet China, and (my personal favorite) Planet Atheist, which would soon become the most advanced and successful planet.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    NINTENDO FOREVER BITCHES :V
  • Oh yay, the only other person here with a non-Nintendo childhood!


    *Sonyfistbump*
    I think I actually divided my time pretty evenly between the main three, although I never got a PS3 and the overwhelming majority of my time with the XBox has been spent with the Elder Scrolls.

  • Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees?
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