Also, I was looking at Poundland's site just for shits and giggles (since clearly I'll never be able to visit one), and I noticed that Coke cans in the UK seem to be smaller than they are here (330 ml vs. 355ml).
Sometimes when I am trying to fall asleep I make up insanely stupid stories in my head.
Like this:
Once upon a time there was a kind of awkwardly attractive guy, who had a 8est friend who was actually taller than you'd expect. They were just a8out to go on some kind of grand and ludicrous adventure when this really annoying woman showed up. They tried to ignore her, 8ut she would not 8e ignored. She 8ecame more and more annoying and demanded more and more attention. Finally, she put her hand on Taller-Than-Expected-Guy's shoulder and grinned at him.
"Ew!" shouted Taller-Than-Expected-Guy. "You just got... is that makeup? Get off me!"
"No!" shouted Annoying Woman.
"A-HA!" exclaimed Awkwardly Attractive Guy. "The attention whoring. The lack of regard for personal space. The makeup on her hands. Those odd protrusions under her hair. This annoying woman is not an annoying woman at all!"
He reached over and yanked the wig and mask off her head!
"CRONUS AMPORA?" Taller-Than-Expected-Guy recoiled in horror!
Cronus opened his mouth as if to answer, 8ut was promptly dragged away 8y none other than Andrew Hussie, who had 8een watching from 8ehind a drapery the entire time.
(I don't even want to know where I came up with that, nor do I really want to. And this, my friends, is why I do not write stories.)
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Hey guys
Guess what
I love Anonus a whole lot and wouldn't trade our relationship for anything
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
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Like this:
Once upon a time there was a kind of awkwardly attractive guy, who had a 8est friend who was actually taller than you'd expect. They were just a8out to go on some kind of grand and ludicrous adventure when this really annoying woman showed up. They tried to ignore her, 8ut she would not 8e ignored. She 8ecame more and more annoying and demanded more and more attention. Finally, she put her hand on Taller-Than-Expected-Guy's shoulder and grinned at him.
"Ew!" shouted Taller-Than-Expected-Guy. "You just got... is that makeup? Get off me!"
"No!" shouted Annoying Woman.
"A-HA!" exclaimed Awkwardly Attractive Guy. "The attention whoring. The lack of regard for personal space. The makeup on her hands. Those odd protrusions under her hair. This annoying woman is not an annoying woman at all!"
He reached over and yanked the wig and mask off her head!
"CRONUS AMPORA?" Taller-Than-Expected-Guy recoiled in horror!
Cronus opened his mouth as if to answer, 8ut was promptly dragged away 8y none other than Andrew Hussie, who had 8een watching from 8ehind a drapery the entire time.
(I don't even want to know where I came up with that, nor do I really want to. And this, my friends, is why I do not write stories.)
You know, I have occasionally been Taller-Than-Expected-Guy
I need to do that again before I die.
Must see about implementing it
Must
Should get it out and put it behind me
How are you?