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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *goodnight hugs for Blixty*
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis

    “It and Dave the Barbarian got axed for not fitting in very
    well/low ratings. Dave should have lasted longer.

     

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  • edited 2012-01-11 02:02:04
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis


    “Does anyone else find jellyfish to be amazing?

     

    Yes, especially this one:

    Irukandji jellyfish are very small with a bell about 5 millimetres (0.20 in) to 10 millimetres (0.39 in) wide and four long tentacles, which range in length from just a few centimeters to up 1 metre (3.3 ft) in length, .[6] The stingers (nematocysts) are in clumps, appearing as rings of small red dots around the bell and along the tentacles.[6]

    Very little is known about the life cycle and venom of Irukandji jellyfish. This is partly because they are too small and fragile requiring special handling and containment.[1] Its venom is very powerful, 100 times as potent as that of a cobra and 1,000 times as potent as that of a tarantula. Researchers conjecture that its venom possesses such potency to enable it to quickly stun its prey, which consists of small and fast fish. Judging from statistics, it is believed that the Irukandji syndrome may be produced by several species of jellyfish, but only Carukia barnesi and Malo kingi have so far been proven to cause the condition


  • edited 2012-01-11 02:02:06
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Ceiling Cat misses Brandy & Mr. Whiskers?
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis

    It causes this:

    Most stings occur during the summer wet season in October-May in North Queensland, with different seasonal patterns elsewhere. Because the Jellyfish is very small, and the venom is only injected through the tips of the nematocysts (the cnidocysts) rather than the entire lengths, the sting may barely be noticed at first. It has been described as feeling like little more than a mosquito bite. The symptoms, however, gradually become apparent and then more and more intense in the following 5 to 120 minutes (30 minutes on average).

  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis

     Irukandji syndrome includes an array of systemic symptoms including A BUNCH OF SHIT THAT ALL HAS LINKS AND IS MAKING MY POST TOO BIG. One unusual symptom associated with Irukandji syndrome is a feeling of "impending doom".Patients have been reported as being so certain that they are going to die that they beg their doctors to kill them to get it over with. Symptoms generally abate in 4 to 30 hours, but may take up to two weeks to resolve completely.


  • edited 2012-01-11 02:06:06
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis

    Fun fact from same page:

    “In 1964, Jack Barnes confirmed that the cause of the syndrome was a sting from a small box jellyfish: the Irukandji jellyfish. In order to prove that the jellyfish was the cause of the syndrome, he captured one and deliberately stung himself, his son, and a local lifeguard, and observed the symptoms.

  • Justice. Y u post about doom jellyfish instead of bumbly amusing jellyfish?

    u maek spainey sad :(

  • Tonight let us take a journey....


    ....Beyond The Lampshade.


    DON'T DO IT MAN.
  • ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    Sign up, Naney. I will tolerate your inane guesting no longer.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I would have brought it up in "Something just hit me" but that thread's kinda a trainwreck and I'm not sure that would have helped.
  • I'm not a guest, I quit that place because it was disgusting.


    And then I told everyone on TvT about it because this.
  • edited 2012-01-11 02:16:16
    ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    ^^I just wanna take this time to hella apologize for shitting all over that thread like I did so unceremoniously. For reallzz guyz, my bad.

    ^Disgusting how
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    your inane guesting
    Haven you are not.
  • ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    Come on, at least I realize how dorky puns are. :P
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I keep wanting to make a thread about sexuality on BTL, in part because their seeming hostility towards any sexuality that isn't "vanilla" bothers me ("pedophilia is wrong" aside).
  • ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    I think you should.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Yeah, BTL isn't a serious attempt to fix the problem, it's a coordination site for a TVT-flavored Encyclopedia Dramatica. Which is stupid; isn't one ED enough?


  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    It does kind of strike me as such the more I think about it.

    Sometimes I want out, but...it's too interesting, somehow.
  • It's a walking disaster pile. GET OUT.
  • ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    But, think about all of the delicious future drama!

    Don't get me wrong, as much as I wanted a site to rag on TVT, the way they think they can change anything is just adorably stupid.
  • I wonder if FE knows yet....


    Tell him? Y/n
  • What's BTL? What are we talking about?
  • edited 2012-01-11 02:40:25
    ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    ^^Uh, DUUUUH, a very obvious and emphatic YES

    ^Stuff
  • edited 2012-01-11 02:42:58

    Beyond The Lampshade. A.K.A. "Where a buncha tropers and former tropers gather in "Secret" to whine about current and former tropers."


    Emphatic on him knowing or me snitching?
  • ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    Both.
  • I should check that o ut. I have plenty of Tropers to bitch about.
  • But if he knows, why snitch?


    ^Tropers LIKE YOU.
  • ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    He knows?
  • What's that suppos3ed to mean Naney?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    (Admin Hat On)

    No. Do not talk about trying to stir shit up. I will not have this.

    (Admin Hat Off)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Bluh. I feel all anxious now.
  • I should get sleep anyways. Knight y'all before I do something even more stupid than usual. >.<
  • ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    Aww.

    Night.
  • More like 2 in the morning. >.<
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Why, CA?
  • edited 2012-01-11 02:50:26
    ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    Oh.

    Well... Good morning?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Whoa. Your post was below mine and it appeared at the same time mine did.
  • Good morning! It's great to stay up late!
  • Cool. I wish Bunny was here.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I don't know, AU.

    ...You know what? I've been slipping on my Risperidone since school started back up. God dammit.
  • Sorry I love that song
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    God. I'm so lethargic right now.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Morning
  • edited 2012-01-11 02:57:38
    Then put your pony ass to sleep
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I am too. Lethargic and anxious.

    ...god I wish I could hug you. I want you to hold me close and tell me I'm going to be okay.
  • Can I get hypothetical hugs too?
  • ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    Screw the hugs, I want a hypothetical pet cheetah.

    Rawr. >:3
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