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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Well I bought the movie rights to MLP

    I wonder how much the movie rights to Touhou would be worth
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    can you put a price on peace
  • new word: onomatopoeia 
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I have had thoughts about buying the planet Earth from all world governments for about $800 billion and renaming ABC Inc to Earth Enterprises

    So peace may be something we can do
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  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    I thought the whole point to Touhou was that nobody owned it

    or did I understand that wrong
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    What happens when Earth Enterprises gets bought out by Underworld, Inc.?
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  • okay, youtube these are not difficult concepts

    people make accounts 

    people have usernames

    okay? 

    i've already said i don't want to use my full name, i've already said i don't want to link my account to my phone STOP. ASKING.
  • edited 2013-01-04 22:18:10
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Cream said:

    I thought the whole point to Touhou was that nobody owned it
    Technically Touhou is owned by Zun but he lets people make and sell any fan stuff they want, without royalties; the only thing is that mainstream vendors are not allowed to sell Touhou.
    Oh

    well that's cool of him
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    what IS this garbage you're watching, I want to watch the NEWS
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    TOPEKA, KS – After several months of closed-door negotiations, the Chaplain Corps of the U.S. Army has announced that they have finally reached an agreement with the Westboro Baptist Church that will allow its members to serve officially as military chaplains.

    2LT Jacob Phelps, a member of the Westboro congregation who was already serving as a non-denominational Christian chaplain, has been officially inducted into the Chaplain Corps. Phelps is himself a pioneer: the first member of his congregation to serve in the U.S. Army.

    In addition to his ministerial duties, 2LT Phelps will participate in offering secular advice for soldiers in his unit, including family affairs and counseling services.

    “A lot of soldiers have questions,” 2LT Phelps said. ”Why did my wife cheat on me? Why do I have post-traumatic stress? Why didn’t all my friends come back? Those questions have an answer: because God hates you.”
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    a shout in the street
  • inspiring advice in difficult times
  • edited 2013-01-04 22:31:10
    Kexruct said:

    okay, youtube these are not difficult concepts


    people make accounts 

    people have usernames

    okay? 

    i've already said i don't want to use my full name, i've already said i don't want to link my account to my phone STOP. ASKING.

     
    its all part of the slow and steady series of steps to everyone having one big identity on the internet which they use for absolutely every site and on every gadget they own, in a horrific futuro-internet in which everything is owned by some unholy Google-Facebook conglomerate which possibly has deals with various governments to give them information on people talking shit about them on the internet, so the governments can smackdown said shit-talkers and place them in secret camps to maintain status quo and one single company owns all the information on the internet ever posted by anyone, which is trawled through to fill the concentration  camps. can ONE MAN break out of the lethal, furry-ridden and SJW-plagued Internet Re-Education Camps and show people that the internet is actually horrible and fairly addictive and why are wevoluntarily allowing our entire social existences to be monitored and recorded 5ever??

    thats the plot of my new novella" TWITTER AUSCHWITZ: death in 140 characters or less" out now on kindle marketplace

  • sunn wolf said:

    Kexruct said:

    okay, youtube these are not difficult concepts


    people make accounts 

    people have usernames

    okay? 

    i've already said i don't want to use my full name, i've already said i don't want to link my account to my phone STOP. ASKING.

     
    its all part of the slow and steady series of steps to everyone having one big identity on the internet which they use for absolutely every site and on every gadget they own, in a horrific futuro-internet in which everything is owned by some unholy Google-Facebook conglomerate which possibly has deals with various governments to give them information on people talking shit about them on the internet, so the governments can smackdown said shit-talkers and place them in secret camps to maintain status quo and one single company owns all the information on the internet ever posted by anyone, which is trawled through to fill the concentration  camps. can ONE MAN break out of the lethal, furry-ridden and SJW-plagued Internet Re-Education Camps and show people that the internet is actually horrible and fairly addictive and why are wevoluntarily allowing our entire social existences to be monitored and recorded 5ever??

    thats the plot of my new novella" TWITTER AUSCHWITZ: death in 140 characters or less" out now on kindle marketplace

    this is beautiful
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    sunn wolf said:


    its all part of the slow and steady series of steps to everyone having one big identity on the internet

    well if it blots out all these other idiotic "identities" that people are claiming to be then it'd be an overall improvement, really
  • sunn wolf said:


    its all part of the slow and steady series of steps to everyone having one big identity on the internet

    well if it blots out all these other idiotic "identities" that people are claiming to be then it'd be an overall improvement, really
    are they seductive steps
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    And don't miss the movie adaptation, coming to you from Lions Gate Films

    Then watch it in reruns on XYZ for many years to come
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    everyone is now banned
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Anonus said:

    Skywave? Is that JAM?

    ...what are your thoughts on ReelWorld?

    Yes, Skywave is JAM. The cut in question is number 12.

    I haven't heard enough of ReelWorld's work to say, but I think they did Z104's imaging back when they still existed and were a CHR back in the 1990s, and I remember thinking it was a bit too XTREEM.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    CentralAvenue.mp3

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...why is The Flame Thrower called that anyway? It doesn't sound very HOT to me...
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    image
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Looking at the forum in 800 x 600 resolution

    ...looks crowded
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    enter sandman
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:...why is The Flame Thrower called that anyway? It doesn't sound very HOT to me...

    ...that
    is weird.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Good night Cream

    I keep wondering about the viability of my imaginary XYZ channel and website
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    Looking at the forum in 1280 x 960

    Everything looks squished
  • edited 2013-01-04 22:57:39
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Why are you changing your resolution Imi?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    He's trying to decide on his New Year's resolution, obviously
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Just for lulz
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    Looking at the forum in 1280 x 960

    Everything looks squished

    1152x864 was the highest resolution you could squeeze out of many 17" CRT monitors and still maintain a 70hz signal 

    Makes me wonder if that was intentional on the manufacturers part to have you pony up the extra cash for a monitor that can do 1280x1024 @ more than 60hz
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    One of the things I sometimes regret about buying a cheap-ass laptop: its display can only go up to 1366x768
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Yeah, my next laptop is going to have a bigger screen

    When I was in Japan I was trying to spend a few nights just drawing but a Bamboo pad with that little screen was just fucking impossible
  • I'm interested in the idea of an RPG with really unconventional status effects, like making the players' commands be all messed up (so that, for example, the items menu leads to the player attacking and the attack command leads to the inventory, etc.) or just something to annoy the player like making everything be in bright neon colors.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    In Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars, one of the bosses had an attack where he literally fired an arrow at one of your face buttons and then none of your characters could use that button for a while.

    It was pretty cool.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Huh

    Apparently you can say "He looks like a douchey flake" in a game rated Teen
  • edited 2013-01-04 23:24:57
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I find the "Guilt" status effect in Persona 1 interesting, if only for flavor.

    In terms of what it actually does, it's probably not that special. If I recall correctly, it keeps you from using physical attacks at level 1, Persona skills at level 2, and doing anything at all at level 3. (OH BY THE WAY, Persona 1 has severity levels for status effects.)
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    In Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars, one of the bosses had an attack where he literally fired an arrow at one of your face buttons and then none of your characters could use that button for a while.


    It was pretty cool.
    The first two PM games reused this in a way, as Bowser could knock one of your commands out of you for a few turns

    Kex also made me think of TTYD's "Confused" status ailment
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey has a status effect called Bomb where any physical attack will cause you to explode, damaging all other party members for your current health and killing you in the process.

    Many Final Fantasy games have a similar status called Oil where fire attacks will do obscene amounts of damage to you.
  • edited 2013-01-04 23:32:43
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Anonus said:

    In Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars, one of the bosses had an attack where he literally fired an arrow at one of your face buttons and then none of your characters could use that button for a while.


    It was pretty cool.
    The first two PM games reused this in a way, as Bowser could knock one of your commands out of you for a few turns

    Kex also made me think of TTYD's "Confused" status ailment
    And in Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga, Boos could steal one of your command blocks (like Jump Attack, Hammer Attack, or Items) and keep you from using them.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Back to 1600 x 900, the way it was meant to be
  • edited 2013-01-04 23:41:24
    A:SLFKJPEWIOUTPOIDGSVN> ZX<MVNH:LE

    Okay, none of you play Runescape so I doubt you understand how frustrating this is, but I'll try to explain.

    I'm doing one of the hardest quests in the game. However, the developers couldn't be bothered with making actual difficulty, so what happens is that the quest is just really long and frustrating. Okay, some background first. The goal of the quest is to recover four magic diamonds. Each of them is guarded by a boss, naturally. One, though, is especially devious. You have to go through a long winding path to a mountain that is so cold that every one of your stats decreases every few seconds. The mountain also for some reason drains your run energy, meaning that you have to walk at an agonizingly slow speed up the mountain. Sounds bad? Okay, now let's cover that mountain with hostile high level wolves, with there being so many of them that fighting would just make you die faster. Oh yeah, in addition to this, you take a significant amount of damage every few seconds. Once you get past the wolves, you have to fight an incredibly powerful boss, by which point you will have completely exhausted all of your resources for healing. If, by some amazing incredible fluke you manage to kill him, you have to go up another fucking winding path, without any way of healing yourself, right after fighting a boss and likely having next to no health, WHILE TAKING CONSTANT DAMAGE. I was a few steps away from the goal and surprise su-freaking-prise, I died. As a result, I lost almost all of my items, including a pair of boots that are necessary to get up the mountain. In order to get another, I have to go to my bank, withdraw some iron ore, find a furnace, smelt the ore, go up another winding path, go back down, find a blacksmith, get the special boots made and then go back up the  freaking ice mountain with the wolves and the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
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