>person makes bitchpost about how women should be women and not "dress like two bit whores and curse like sailors" >woman posts a picture of herself in sailor uniform
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
My aunt is deathly allergic to mushrooms
Which means when we make recipes for the holidays, we have to swap out Cream of Mushroom soup for Cream of Celery.
All mushrooms because she was like raped at a rave because of some psylocibins (my autocorrect doesn't have the mushrooms real name) she ate and she doesn't like fire because her parents died in a housefire and she was burned from it. I'm not supposed to be telling anyone that but she ate all of my tomato soup yesterday so FUCK HER.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
^^^^ Obviously that means she curses like a two-bit whore. Duh.
All mushrooms because she was like raped at a rave because of some psylocibins (my autocorrect doesn't have the mushrooms real name) she ate and she doesn't like fire because her parents died in a housefire and she was burned from it. I'm not supposed to be telling anyone that but she ate all of my tomato soup yesterday so FUCK HER.
All mushrooms because she was like raped at a rave because of some psylocibins (my autocorrect doesn't have the mushrooms real name) she ate and she doesn't like fire because her parents died in a housefire and she was burned from it. I'm not supposed to be telling anyone that but she ate all of my tomato soup yesterday so FUCK HER.
I think an eight-bit whore would be more appealing than a two-bit whore. What the hell would a two-bit whore even look like. a 32 bit whore would be even better.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Cover both of your windows with a spare blanket or something. Windows suck out heat and draw in cold like nothing else, the only thing they really act as is a windbreak. If you do that, your room will warm up substantially.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
For some reason I keep imagining these "bits" as describing color depth.
So a 1-bit whore would be black and white, a 2-bit whore would be four colors, an 8-bit whore would be 256 colors, etc.
One day I want to get a suit, cane, top hat, and monocle, then go to a strip club and say "what? I thought this was a gentleman's club." in a comical British accent.
Cover both of your windows with a spare blanket or something. Windows suck out heat and draw in cold like nothing else, the only thing they really act as is a windbreak. If you do that, your room will warm up substantially.
Yeah she has a sad backstory, and may be the sanest person in this crazy person apartment but we are all friends and have tons of fun and nobody falls in love with anybody and no drama happens. I usually don't give her any symphathy because she's an ...ugh...casual gamer. They are ruining the gaming industry.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
...so, wait, when someone says "10 below" do they mean 10 below freezing or 10 below zero?
Pre-emptive snarky comment: Yes, eveywhere but the US they're the same thing.
Don't worry I'm kidding I just like making that joke because I hang around so many Touhou and IWBTG fans. Even though I'm a Yume Nikki fangirl and a Bethseda RPG whore I love angry birds.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
[obligatory mention of my lack of understanding of the appeal of Angry Birds]
...so, wait, when someone says "10 below" do they mean 10 below freezing or 10 below zero?
Pre-emptive snarky comment: Yes, eveywhere but the US they're the same thing.
I will flat-out admit that the only reason I prefer Fahrenheit to Celsius is because Fahrenheit seems like the more emotional scale despite not making any sense compared to Celsius
Like boiling temperature being 232 degrees
You tell me that doesn't sound over-the-top with a straight face
Don't worry I'm kidding I just like making that joke because I hang around so many Touhou and IWBTG fans. Even though I'm a Yume Nikki fangirl and a Bethseda RPG whore I love angry birds.
It's fine, I just wanted to make a tumblr-style actionpost.
Don't worry I'm kidding I just like making that joke because I hang around so many Touhou and IWBTG fans. Even though I'm a Yume Nikki fangirl and a Bethseda RPG whore I love angry birds.
One of my friends that I met up with in Tokyo for Christmas is in a Touhou circle and they have a table at Comiket
of course I know as much about Touhou as an otherkin does about fornicating so I don't know anything else about the circle or his product
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
My 2½ year old cousin Sophie likes Angry Birds, but she doesn't actually know how to play the game, so she just shoots the birds then hands the phone to the nearest adult so they can hit "Replay Level".
It's hilarious because she almost always launches the birds the wrong direction.
My 2½ year old cousin Sophie likes Angry Birds, but she doesn't actually know how to play the game, so she just shoots the birds then hands the phone to the nearest adult so they can hit "Replay Level".
It's hilarious because she almost always launches the birds the wrong direction.
Don't worry I'm kidding I just like making that joke because I hang around so many Touhou and IWBTG fans. Even though I'm a Yume Nikki fangirl and a Bethseda RPG whore I love angry birds.
It's fine, I just wanted to make a tumblr-style actionpost.
did i tell y'all the story about that time in AP algebra and the cute dude was playing angry birds?
no, but no one would be objected if you did now. At least I wouldn't.
it was like after finals were over, and the dude sitting next to me was playing angry birds on his smart phone on his lap and young sexually confused me tried watching, but ended up staring at his crotch instead
i guess it's not all that much of an interesting story
My 2½ year old cousin Sophie likes Angry Birds, but she doesn't actually know how to play the game, so she just shoots the birds then hands the phone to the nearest adult so they can hit "Replay Level".
It's hilarious because she almost always launches the birds the wrong direction.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
See, she knows the birds are supposed to go toward the right side of the screen, so she swipes her finger to the right, not realizing that you have to swipe your finger left to make them go right.
The two people reading this who have never played Angry Birds are now confused as fuck.
It's a much more intuitive way to describe temperature than Celsius because you can experience a whole range of whole-numbered Farenheit temperatures without dying. Celsius is water-centric, which is pretty arbitrary.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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>woman posts a picture of herself in sailor uniform
lel
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I really hope you're joking.
also ugh my wii u can't do quotes
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holds my iPod in front of your face
boots up Angry Birds
plays fanatically
drinks your tears
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Is it like industrial techno or like hard rock about hating your ex-girlfriend?
Sophie is the cutest little girl's name ever.
Just thought I'd say that.
She sounds adorable btw.
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
It's a much more intuitive way to describe temperature than Celsius because you can experience a whole range of whole-numbered Farenheit temperatures without dying. Celsius is water-centric, which is pretty arbitrary.