The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • The sadness will last forever.
    hork
  • The sadness will last forever.
    zombie rights
  • The sadness will last forever.
    anti zombie
  • The sadness will last forever.
    hawk no eye
  • The sadness will last forever.
    demon fang
  • The sadness will last forever.
    double demon fang

    damn, i must be a genius

    1+1= 2
  • The sadness will last forever.
    hyucking world
  • The sadness will last forever.
    oof
  • The sadness will last forever.
    goofy
  • The sadness will last forever.
    kawaii~

    ne~
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    ruff ruff ruff
  • Next time on Goof Trips
  • The sadness will last forever.
    duck on steroids
  • Q: how do you display everything Nichijou is not?

    A: image

  • The sadness will last forever.
    kanye world
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    kanye computer
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    the kanye
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    kanye month
  • The sadness will last forever.
    :D
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    haw haw
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    :B
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    rr
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022



    His mom's sweaty,
    Knees weak,
    Aah, aah,
    His mom's a Heavy,
    There's vomit on his spaghetti

    The line that made me laugh was "you only get one shot, you do not get two shots!"
  • @Two Face
    Isn't Troy Baker one of the creators of Marble Hornets?


  • This must have taken forever to get in one take.
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Guess who's back

    Back again

    Centie's back

    Tell a friend
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Trash Heap CLASSICS: October 2011
    The City and County of Denver was started in 1992, when Walt Disney was traveling through Colorado. He realized there was no good place along U.S. 6 to stop and get a glass of water west of Des Moines, so he slapped a farmer and demanded that he and his husband build an entire City And Also County. But the farmer and his husband said no, because they wanted to go back to their bedroom and play some more Nintendo 64. So Disney gave the couple a $2 and a free pack of Tic-Tacs, so they agreed to build it as long as Disney made an adaptation of the classic folk tale William Shakespeare and the Ballad of Salad. So Disney said yes, even though he knew full well that Shakespeare would never sell him the rights. But it was too late, the farmer and his husband had already built the entire Denver. Walt Disney was very satisfied; he thought he was a sneaky bastard who conned the poor couple. But the joke was on him--the farmer's husband had the brilliant idea of building the city exactly 1 mile high, meaning it was too high up for poor Disney to reach without a booster seat, which could only be obtained at the local Applebee's. Disney apologised to the couple, and agreed to talk with Shakespeare again, but Shakespeare still didn't want to participate. So Disney called on the Celestia Ex Machina, who came down and used Alicorn Magic to make ol' Billy S cooperate and the movie was finally made. Everything was happy, and no one had to cry over spilled milk.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Hee hee, I found the oldest lyricposting thread on the site.

    And with that, bed is a place I can go.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    Dear Burbank airport


    Christmas is over


    stop playing Little Drummer Boy


    thanks

  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    FAYETTEVILLE, NC – Packs of feral gay soldiers have been spotted roaming base housing at Fort Bragg, preying on people who are not “totally fabulous,” according to witness statements.

    Initial reports indicate that the gays hunt at night in packs of ten to twelve. They catch unwary heterosexuals and forcibly sodomize them until they become gay, because that’s how sexuality works. Over a dozen families have reported that their children chose to become gay after being attacked in this manner.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    Hey guys, Southwest Airlines has in-flight wi-fi

    I'm currently at 30k feet flying to Vegas

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  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    ....and now I'm in Vegas and already spent my limit that I'd allow myself on slot machines


    The Corporal did not win big (or at all really)

  • image

    Twilight Sparkle had been looking forward to a quiet, relaxing day with a friend, and at first it seemed that Fluttershy could provide just that. But when Twilight makes a rather unsettling discovery about the pegasus – and her unusually sanguine appetite – the knowledge proves to be anything but relaxing...

    ah fanfiction
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

    Dear Burbank airport


    Christmas is over


    stop playing Little Drummer Boy


    thanks

    Nuh Uh, according to my calander, Xmas lasts from the 6th of Dec to the 6th of Jan.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    I'd like to think 11.975MHz fanfiction is random paragraph generators force-fed through google translate 
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.



    Nuh Uh, according to my calander, Xmas lasts from the 6th of Dec to the 6th of Jan.



    I'm no longer upset, I'm now in Las Vegas airport and they're not playing Christmas music

    this pleases me

  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Should get around to writing my own heaper fanfiction where I ship my self-insert with myself (totally not gay at all)
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Now I'm here
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Oh hey Imi
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Hello Corporal.

    Just so you know I may wish to upload my game again today or tomorrow FOR REALS if possible.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    Hello Corporal.

    Just so you know I may wish to upload my game again today or tomorrow FOR REALS if possible.



    No prob

    I'm about to get home in about two or so hours and will probably crash out from jet lag and fatigue but I'll be around

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    'K.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    'K.



    btw if you can get it to me within the next two hours I can do it then, too

    Southwest has internets up in the air, who knew

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    2012 is almost over.

    I'm scared...what if bad things happen to me because I hated this year so much?
  • “Okie Dokie Lokie!” Pinkie grinned at me. “Pick your poison! Cider? Whiskey? Rum? Or…” She winked. “You seem like the vodka type to me!”

    “Strawberry milkshake,” I flatly replied.

    “With vodka in it?” Pinkie added hopefully.

    fanfiction
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