You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Regarding a page in Sandman in which Orpheus is playing the lyre for some animals:
"Among the animals pictured here are wolves, rabbits, bears, deer, sheep, goats, a leopard, one of the Carrion Kind, a badger, a fox, rats, a peacock, and a unicorn. A squirrel is noticeable on the next page. The leopard is unlikely but plausible, inasmuch as the European lion survived until the Middle Ages; unicorns are entirely fictitious."
Emphasis mine. OK, you're fine with the concept that Orpheus is the spawn of a god that has exististed since living things could think, that his mother is a muse, that he traveled to the underworld encountering all manner of gods, beasts, and shades, but when someone puts a unicorn in a picture with some other animals, you're compelled to remind us that it isn't real?
Here's some more Orpheus playing for animals, care to tell us which ones aren't real here?
I'm just going to hope this is Poe's law at work...
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
How long has that been there?
A long, long time. Let me check...
Yeah, the Franklin County Auditor's site says it was built in 1968.
I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
Yeah, with the Scripps Howard/E.W. Scripps lighthouse!
...god. They bought KMGH and then they invaded my mind. That's not even their first property here! They owned the (Denver) Rocky Mountain News from 1926 until they shut it down in 2009!
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
That's actually for the original short story by Stephen King.
It's similar to the movie in that there is also a Lawnmower. However there are some slight changes.
For instance instead of a retarded Janitor, the Lawnmower man is a Satyr.
And instead of going into Cyberspace, he eats the grass clippings from the lawns he mows.
Also, instead of becoming a computer god, he runs around naked and also kills the guy who hired him to mow a lawn with his enchanted lawnmower (which apparently mows lawns without assistance), possibly because that guy called the cops on him because there was a nude half-goat dude in his front yard, eating grass clippings that came from an enchanted, magic lawnmower which required no one to push it.
I wonder if the Satyr would have left the dude alone if he didn't freak out and call the cops. It sounded like was was doing a great job of cutting the lawn AND disposing of the grass clipping, but because the man who hired him was ungrateful that man had to die. There's a lesson here...A lesson about not being prejudiced against someone for running nude in your front yard, no matter how goat like or magic they appear to be.
The movie had a similar theme in that it was about none of those things, also evil formerly retarded computer guy. The second movie would attempt to expand on ideas in the first story buy not even bothering to include a lawnmower this time. But other than that little fact, it has absolutely nothing in common with the original short story.
Fun fact: They wanted to call the movie "Stephen Kings's The Lawnmower Man" but King successfully sued to have his name removed from the project.
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You have here, if you like it, that is.
Also, this reel of WKRC graphics has like the best cut of Coverage. DEM DRUMS
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Yeah, the Franklin County Auditor's site says it was built in 1968.
I made myself a PNG of the Circle 7, maybe I could play with that a bit in concepts...
I am so fucken bored right now you guys.
Someone help me.
I'll wrestle an alligator! I'll do it!
GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD
*wrestles an alligator*
Wait, that alligator's an inflatable water toy!
what.
oh.
so it is.
Well now I just feel silly.
IMIPOLEX, DARLING
IT'S BEEN SO LONG
*makes out with Imipolex*
(giant inflatable tentacles envelop Tokyo)
...god. They bought KMGH and then they invaded my mind. That's not even their first property here! They owned the (Denver) Rocky Mountain News from 1926 until they shut it down in 2009!
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
oh that's just....
actually I don't think there's a word in the English language for what that is.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Well I can understand the first one. Because it looks like she just kung-fu'd a train.
The others are why would you do that, though.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Quite
I suppose that blog is no different than "Sexy Muslim Black African Girls wearing Hijab" which is in the suggestions below.
Also, everyone knows that if you're looking to get laid in Japan all you have to do is be American and come across some kogal chicks.
(disclaimer: you should not actually try this)
dafont is not the best place for those.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
The Lawnmower Man is about a retarded Janitor who gets put in cyberspace and made a computer god of some sort.
Weird movie.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis