“It was garbage, but it had been cooked by an expert. Oh, yes. You had to admire the way perfectly innocent words were mugged, ravished, stripped of all true meaning and decency, and then sent to walk the gutter for Reacher Gilt, although “synergistically” had probably been a whore from the start.”
—
Going Postal by Terry Pratchett, p 295
This is one of the best descriptions of godawful writing that I have read in a very long time.
I ain't deathgrips but i've seen footage, beams wooden as the trees shooken from the forest uprooted and chopped young like chief keef beats i mean i see things too but i just never tell anyone, cuz if i did theyd put me in a place where everybody has a gun i have no ambition i am the scolded blue critic the pendulum sheltermelter on some new turf hit it i sip it even if the drink isn't purple but i murder cultures with words so how you gonna convert it? i'm the--lord of the flies in a heart of darkness they couldn't start it so i carved it in those trees i chopped down earlier. Semi-convertible predicate word-murder-burner, but no jukies because the underground is dead long live the sideswipes that slash at ya head. i'mma list things off i don't like like i'm a--fuckin' viral phenomenon from a long gone urban center demented with mad bad head pressure.
lord of the flies in a heart of darkness but i heard the night calling and now i'm out in the forest chopping. chopping like a manic axeman paul bunyan nonsensical scatman, darker night than a bat man, that's that man i can't rap but my mad cat with a laser blast can. i dunno if this makes sense but i'mma--fuckin jeweled caterpillar that'll kill ya sell your soul to the store they buy guns for the shooters i am liberal america dead in a ditch i am the tea party and retarded as shit, i am thirty different fuckin beats on the same mix like I'm DJ Rustie but fuck yours you prick i am apathetic hatred incarnate and the flames that you started will now burn your house down shout out to the sounds--house loud and i'm turned down.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Now for 10 years we've been on our own, and moss grows fat on a rollin' stone, but that's not how it used to be.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Is it bad that I kinda want to write a Trash-Heap themed filk of "American Pie"?
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
because that song has tons of lyrics and it would take forever ._.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
because that song has tons of lyrics and it would take forever ._.
My mom and Buddy Holly's widow Maria Elena are very good friends. Nothing gets her more sentimental than that particular song, which should be of no surprise.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Oh, wow.
I've read a bunch of analyses of the lyrics (since, honestly, I'm too young to get most of the references) and I still kinda find myself in awe at McLean's ability to pack so much social commentary about his generation and their music into one 8-minute song and still make it incredibly catchy and memorable. It doesn't seem like anyone's really been able to do something like that since...
possibly just because I'm a hip-hop fan, but I tend to think Aesop Rock songs and more mainstreamly (?) Kendrick Lamar's good kid, maad city do something similar.
Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
Spent my evening with a friend of mine here in Japan who used my comic to instruct elementary Japanese students on English. They're just as hilarious as you'd expect.
The hard part is deciding which ones to scan in and use because they're all hilarious
I've read a bunch of analyses of the lyrics (since, honestly, I'm too young to get most of the references) and I still kinda find myself in awe at McLean's ability to pack so much social commentary about his generation and their music into one 8-minute song and still make it incredibly catchy and memorable. It doesn't seem like anyone's really been able to do something like that since...
a few really good songs at the time could get away with being so long. Light My Fire by the Doors being one of them
Spent my evening with a friend of mine here in Japan who used my comic to instruct elementary Japanese students on English. They're just as hilarious as you'd expect.
The hard part is deciding which ones to scan in and use because they're all hilarious
Spent my evening with a friend of mine here in Japan who used my comic to instruct elementary Japanese students on English. They're just as hilarious as you'd expect.
The hard part is deciding which ones to scan in and use because they're all hilarious
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whatever it is
*sigh*
I ain't deathgrips but i've seen footage, beams wooden as the trees shooken from the forest uprooted and chopped young like chief keef beats i mean i see things too but i just never tell anyone, cuz if i did theyd put me in a place where everybody has a gun i have no ambition i am the scolded blue critic the pendulum sheltermelter on some new turf hit it i sip it even if the drink isn't purple but i murder cultures with words so how you gonna convert it? i'm the--lord of the flies in a heart of darkness they couldn't start it so i carved it in those trees i chopped down earlier. Semi-convertible predicate word-murder-burner, but no jukies because the underground is dead long live the sideswipes that slash at ya head. i'mma list things off i don't like like i'm a--fuckin' viral phenomenon from a long gone urban center demented with mad bad head pressure.
lord of the flies in a heart of darkness but i heard the night calling and now i'm out in the forest chopping. chopping like a manic axeman paul bunyan nonsensical scatman, darker night than a bat man, that's that man i can't rap but my mad cat with a laser blast can. i dunno if this makes sense but i'mma--fuckin jeweled caterpillar that'll kill ya sell your soul to the store they buy guns for the shooters i am liberal america dead in a ditch i am the tea party and retarded as shit, i am thirty different fuckin beats on the same mix like I'm DJ Rustie but fuck yours you prick i am apathetic hatred incarnate and the flames that you started will now burn your house down shout out to the sounds--house loud and i'm turned down.
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i'm bored can you tell.
I like his ambient albums but everything else is I MAEK DRUMS ON OLD MUSHEENS HAURR HAURR HAURR
also listen to that EP I posted in the tunes thread. |:|
can anyone here do a good radio announcer voice
I want a producer tag I can use for remixes and stuff.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
My mom and Buddy Holly's widow Maria Elena are very good friends. Nothing gets her more sentimental than that particular song, which should be of no surprise.
Spent my evening with a friend of mine here in Japan who used my comic to instruct elementary Japanese students on English. They're just as hilarious as you'd expect.
The hard part is deciding which ones to scan in and use because they're all hilarious
yes