The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

1201320142016201820197762

Comments

  • 1. While making traveling plans at an inn, a member of your party complains about having to carry a larger share of supplies than the rest of the party. What do you do?
    A. Offer to ease his burden.
    B. Suggest everyone carry a bit more.
    C. Buy him a drink; he's a earned it

    2. You leave the inn alone to buy some supplies and you are stopped by a group of thugs. After unsuccessfully attempting diplomacy, the muggers draw knives. What do you do?
    A. Go after the leader and make the others lose morale.
    B. Attack all of the muggers.
    C. Dodge their blows and win by attrition.

    3. While buying the supplies, a man approaches you and offers to sell you a map. You are about to say no, but you realize your group forgot to pack a map. The man offers you two maps: a large, detailed, expensive one, or a small, basic, cheap one. What do you do?
    A. Buy the expensive map.
    B. Buy the cheap map.
    C. Don't buy either; you'll need the extra money.

    4. You are setting up camp with your group. After you finish setting up the tents, what do you do?
    A. Immediately start a fire.
    B. Rest in your tent for a few minutes.
    C. Eat some of your rationed food and get back to work.

    5. Before your party sets off, each member needs to individually pack their supplies. After packing all the necessities, you realize you have more  space left. What do you pack?
    A. Extra clothing, blankets, etc.
    B. Food and herbs.
    C. Nothing; in case you find something interesting.

    6. You've arrived at a dark  tomb. What do you do?
    A. Tell your party to wait and run in to make sure it's safe.
    B. Ask an ally to make sure it's safe.
    C. Suggest everyone go in together.

    7. An ally has been ambushed by a monster. What do you do first?
    A. Attack the monster.
    B. Get in between the monster and you ally.

    8.Your party is dividing up the spoils of battle. Everyone is getting a roughly the same amount, but you feel you've done the most work. What do you do?
    A.  Point out your contributions and request more of the treasure.
    B. Keep quiet.
  • thanks gator, I would die counting that


  • kextucker i'm gonna bother you for a while i'm sorry

    ALSO THIS SOUNDS SEXUAL
  • Sorry it took so long.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    drink the kool-aid
  • ALSO 

    A B C B CC AB
  • Kaitou, you are a Paladin.
  • edited 2012-12-23 22:14:46
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Kexruct said:

    Personality Quiz
    1. A
    2. A
    3. B
    4. C
    5. I'm torn between B and C... I'll go with B
    6. C
    7. Another tough choice. B is the one I feel is a better choice, but A is safer... A, I guess
    8. B

    am i a wiserd
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Kexruct/Kaitou OTP
  • woot woot Paladin woot

    Huh, who'd have guessed.

    actually, anyone because it's pretty obvious
  • TOOK THE WORLD LONG ENOUGH TO SHIP THAT
  • Professor Gator, you are a Jester.
  • Kexruct/Kaitou OTP

    i ship it
  • y'know

    I'm not sure if being shipped is too easy or if I happen to be a slut
  • BUT TUCKER

    WHAT ABOUT ALICE
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    you're a slut, dear.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Kexruct said:

    Professor Gator, you are a Jester.

    Hmm. I wonder what that does in this particular game system.

    It could mean I'm Kefka, which means I should start working on my signature evil laugh.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Also, personality quiz

    bcbabcbb
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    moo
  • Deathonabun, you are an Acrobat.
  • Okay, here's how the system works:

    Your class is determined by two things: Which of the three stats (Vim, Agility, and Mystic) you specialize in, and what your elemental (Umbra, Hydro, AEther, and Radia) affinity is. The twelve combinations result in twelve classes.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Oh yeah, it's that thing we were talking about back when I posted in the motherheap. Except the element system seems to have changed.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    I'm more than okay with acrobat, that fits my personality pretty well

    I imagine Acrobat is Agility, but what is my elemental affinity?
  • So, Paladin is Vim and Radia?
  • See, it's like this:

    Umbra/Vim: Berserker
    Umbra/Agility: Thief
    Umbra/Mystic: Invoker
    Hydro/Vim: Buccaneer
    Hydro/Agility: Scout
    Hydro/Mystic: Cleric
    AEther/Vim: Rogue
    AEther/Agility: Acrobat
    AEther/Mystic: Bard
    Radia/Vim: Paladin
    Radia/Agility: Jester
    Radia/Mystic: Sorcerer
  • hehe buccaneer

    such a funny word
  • KJIKJI
    Yeah... yeah!!! hell yeah!!!
    2016

    The Los Angeles Chargers win their first Super Bowl against the Dallas Cowboys
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    CA: We shop a lot at Walmart because, well, it's cheap. :/ However, if we need something fancier than they would cater to, Wegmans is the place to go because they have pretty much everything and their prices are about the same as Target's.
  • edited 2012-12-23 22:37:29
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Kexruct: I figured Jester would be an Agility class. This is odd and somewhat amusing to me because if I somehow magically became an RPG character, Agility/Dexterity/Speed/whatever it's called in your preferred game would probably be my worst stat.

    Just out of curiosity, what would I have gotten if I'd answered C for 5 and B for 7?
  • have you ever seen a live show?

    Once I got to see Hironobu Kageyama singing Pegasus Fantasy live. Wait, I'm the only animooloser here, right?
  • at my dad's


    Whee.
  • You would've been a Rogue.
  • KJIKJI
    Yeah... yeah!!! hell yeah!!!
    Things I Learned Today: The website somethingsensitive.com exists and it is a forum dedicated to mocking somethingawful.com
  • IF THE TAIL OF MY HORSE POINTS TO WEST

    WHERE IS TOMORROW?
  • trans-siberian orchestra
  • edited 2012-12-23 22:44:43
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

    have you ever seen a live show?


    Once I got to see Hironobu Kageyama singing Pegasus Fantasy live. Wait, I'm the only animooloser here, right?
    I know that's the theme song to Saint Seiya, but only because I stumbled across it on YouTube once and thought it was awesome. I know next to nothing else about Saint Seiya.

    Kexruct said:

    You would've been a Rogue.

    Of course, another Agi-- no, wait, it's a Vim class. Now I'm imagining them as the Brigands from the GBA Fire Emblem games.
  • Gator, tell me what is your Zodiac Sign and I'll tell you the most important thing you have to know about Saint Seiya
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Gemini.

    Which apparently means I'm Sollux, but that's another story entirely.
  • Hey guys.

    Who wants to run away to New Zealand and start a rock band with me?
  • SO

    GEMINI HAS TWO SAINT CLOTHES

    ONE BELONGS TO SAGA, THIS EVIL DUDE THAT GOES GOOD AFTER HAVING ARES (yes the god) PUNCHED OUT OF HIM. AND THE OTHER CLOTH BELONGS TO HIS TWIN, WHICH WAS TRAPPED IN AN ISLAND BECAUSE TWINS SHOULDN'T EXIST.

    YOUR SPECIAL POWERS ARE:  BREAKING SPACE/TIME AT WILL, SENDING FOES TO ANOTHER DIMENSION, PUNCHING PEOPLE WITH THE POWER OF A GALAXY EXPLODING

    anyone else wanna know what their sign does?
  • Hey guys.

    Who wants to run away to New Zealand and start a rock band with me?

    Sure.
  • you know, Christmas with the Kranks has a really bad premise

    a family dares to skip Xmas because it's expensive, and their whole town chides them relentlessly for it

    seriously, what kind of terrible neighbors do you have
  • One condition, though.

    You must be willing to replace everything in your diet with apples.

    Apples apples and more apples.

    Nothing but apples.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    hi kaitou sai
  • Hello Two Face.

    What's your zodiac sign, if you don't mind me asking
  • The sadness will last forever.
    western or eastern?
Sign In or Register to comment.