You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
One thing I find kind of interesting: In parts of Canada with bilingual signage, street signs tend to include both English and French "generics". So for "Preston Street"/"rue Preston", the sign would say something like:
Rue Preston St.
The amusing bit: "Avenue" is the same in both languages, leading to silliness like:
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Ma chère mademoiselle. It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now, we invite you relax, let us pull up a chair, as the dining room proudly presents...your dinner.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
WE'LL PREPARE AND SERVE WITH FLAIR A CULINARY CABARET!
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Kroger's division here operates under the names of King Soopers and City Market, there's also the dwindling Albertson's presence (one of them has been replaced by fellow Supervalu chain Save-a-Lot), and Safeway.
Ah, okay. As I've probably noted before, there's no Kroger presence here at all (the nearest ones are in Richmond and Charlottesville), but Shoppers has been owned by Supervalu for years, and Safeway is big here because fully half of the company (Sanitary Grocery) started here.
Cream: The Bath and Body Works tangerine soap is amazing, as is their candy cane soap. Expensive, though. We usually just get Softsoap Aquarium since it's cheap and Mom likes how it smells.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Here in Cowtown the biggest grocery chain is Kroger. Giant Eagle has a pretty big presence here now, too, having moved into a bunch of former Big Bear stores after that chain's demise in the mid-2000s.
Meijer is pretty big here, too. I guess it's not strictly a grocery store--it's a big-box format not unlike a Wal-Mart Supercenter--but it's the primary grocery store for a lot of people, my family included.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
So
If the DSM 5 is dropping Asperger's in favor of "autism spectrum disorder"
Does that mean I can continue to refer to myself as "autistic", but now without that kinda guilty feeling of not mentioning Asperger's specifically?
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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