The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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    why does this exist

    this needs to stop existing
  • Kexruct said:

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    why does this exist

    this needs to stop existing
    i really do think this is not a serious book
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    STOP THIS MADNESS
  • edited 2012-12-22 15:30:30
    The sadness will last forever.
    those books look like parodies
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    No, they're both real


    anyone who does this to their kids is a horrible person

  • edited 2012-12-22 15:31:48
    Naney said:

    Kexruct said:

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    why does this exist

    this needs to stop existing
    i really do think this is not a serious book
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    They're real.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    oh god

    nooooo
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

    Wow, the media is tearing up that Marine recruit who never made it out of boot camp and posed as a sergeant "guarding" the school

    Never lie about your service, kids!

    So anyway there I was back in Vietnam, with all my arms and legs shot off and at the base of Hamburger Hill. Armed only with my teeth, 


    Thats nothing, I made 30 Argentinian solider surrender by just shouting at them,
  • The sadness will last forever.
    box of candy
  • Wow, the media is tearing up that Marine recruit who never made it out of boot camp and posed as a sergeant "guarding" the school

    They let him in just because he said he was a marine?

    Sheesh, anyone can say they're a marine. They didn't even make him show some kind of papers or anything?

  • The sadness will last forever.
    ************
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    Wow, the media is tearing up that Marine recruit who never made it out of boot camp and posed as a sergeant "guarding" the school

    Never lie about your service, kids!

    So anyway there I was back in Vietnam, with all my arms and legs shot off and at the base of Hamburger Hill. Armed only with my teeth, 


    Thats nothing, I made 30 Argentinian solider surrender by just shouting at them,



    "Mad" Jack Churchill, the Royal Army officer who captured a platoon of Germans


    armed only with a fucking claymore

    then again, if I saw Mad Jack Churchill barreling after me with a claymore, I'd surrender too

  • Kexruct said:



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    You know, people never seem to make up their mind about Hollywood. Either it's being too hippie/Democratic/progressive or it's just recycling old values and stereotypes.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast


    Probably the best bit of telly in 2012
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

    Wow, the media is tearing up that Marine recruit who never made it out of boot camp and posed as a sergeant "guarding" the school

    Never lie about your service, kids!

    So anyway there I was back in Vietnam, with all my arms and legs shot off and at the base of Hamburger Hill. Armed only with my teeth, 


    Thats nothing, I made 30 Argentinian solider surrender by just shouting at them,



    "Mad" Jack Churchill, the Royal Army officer who captured a platoon of Germans


    armed only with a fucking claymore

    then again, if I saw Mad Jack Churchill barreling after me with a claymore, I'd surrender too

    The Commandos in general were jolly tough and possibly mental.
  • 2001

    an odyssey in space
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    2001: Windows XP, Monsters Inc...probably other stuff too
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.



    The Commandos in general were jolly tough and possibly mental.



    They still are

    Royal Marines are all trained from the start as commandos and they're just some crazy-assed motherfuckers

    I don't think even I could have made it through their 30-week basic training. Fucking insane

  • edited 2012-12-22 15:48:23
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know...I'm not sure I understand why that Marine would have felt the need to lie about his service.

    "I'm a U.S. Marine and I'm standing guard outside a school to make kids feel safe" isn't impressive enough on its own?
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    You know...I'm not sure I understand why that Marine would have felt the need to lie about his service.


    "I'm a U.S. Marine and I'm standing guard outside a school to make kids feel safe" isn't impressive enough on its own?
    You won't believe how common lying about service really is; and the people who do lie about it have no idea how easy it is to detect. Like that guy on American Idol or whatever that show is called earlier this year who lied about his service, people who have nothing else better to do can and do look into these things. And the liar almost always gets caught and shamed. And everyone here knows that if there's something people fucking love to do, it's shame someone else. 
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

    You know...I'm not sure I understand why that Marine would have felt the need to lie about his service.


    "I'm a U.S. Marine and I'm standing guard outside a school to make kids feel safe" isn't impressive enough on its own?
    It still comes across as creepy as fuck that a Marine is standing guard outside a school.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Years ago, right before Usenet turned into the internet equivalent of the seedy side of Baltimore, there was this dude named Richard Bullis who was just fucking batshit stupid and a total kook who was being laughed at up and down the place. To scare the people laughing at him, he started talking about how he was in the Army as an NSA agent with all kinds of secret squirrel clearances and reporting directly to 4-star generals and shit. One person then went and pulled his military record and discovered that he, too, never made it out of boot camp. These records are publicly available, that's how easy it is to find out.
  • To scare the people laughing at him, he started talking about how he was in the Army as an NSA agent with all kinds of secret squirrel clearances and reporting directly to 4-star generals and shit.
    but was he an expert in gorilla warfare?
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Naney said:

    To scare the people laughing at him, he started talking about how he was in the Army as an NSA agent with all kinds of secret squirrel clearances and reporting directly to 4-star generals and shit.
    but was he an expert in gorilla warfare?
    Of course! And every other kind of warfare, too. In his mind, that is
  • edited 2012-12-22 16:04:26



    best song ever defs fosho
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Naney, the cheshire cat in this Alice in Wonderland adaptation is total avatar material for you
  • what adaption is it?
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    It's uhm


    Sakura Kinoshita's manga adaptation

    It's hardcover and each page hand-colored, absolutely gorgeous. Hell of a find

  • edited 2012-12-22 16:11:36

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    purrrrrdy
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    kinda reminds me of the catbus in totoro.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Years ago, right before Usenet turned into the internet equivalent of the seedy side of Baltimore, there was this dude named Richard Bullis who was just fucking batshit stupid and a total kook who was being laughed at up and down the place. To scare the people laughing at him, he started talking about how he was in the Army as an NSA agent with all kinds of secret squirrel clearances and reporting directly to 4-star generals and shit. One person then went and pulled his military record and discovered that he, too, never made it out of boot camp. These records are publicly available, that's how easy it is to find out.
    That was one of the best things about classic Usenet...the hard-headed kooks that always seemed to find enough rope to comically hang themselves. 
  • Alice in Sexland.

    that is a thing, isn't it


    brb immolating myself
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    nah it's not smut

    I wish I could push this level of printing quality when I send 11.975MHz to print

  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Naney said:

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    kinda reminds me of the catbus in totoro.



    that's it


  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Naney said:

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    purrrrrdy
    Aliiiiice

    I must make avatars of this
  • Naney said:

    Alice in Sexland.

    that is a thing, isn't it


    brb immolating myself



    On the one hand it's widely considered one of the best hentai ever made among people who care about such things.

    On the other hand it's widely considered one of the best hentai ever made among people who care about such things.

  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    Naney said:

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    purrrrrdy
    Aliiiiice

    I must make avatars of this



    when I get home I'll scan a bunch of this in

  • Naney said:

    Alice in Sexland.

    that is a thing, isn't it


    brb immolating myself
    For a second there, I thought that was that CLAMP ecchi, yuri manga
  • alice in sexland is pretty good
  • I wonder if I can find a scan of this somewhere, it looks okay.

    We should all start reading it at once.

    Official Manga of The Heapers' Hangout Forum.

  • I googled around, couldn't seem to find one.
  • Would a writing advice thread be a good idea?

    Hm. I want to make one but the only problem is I want writing advice but I can't give it.
  • Wouldn't the writing thread suffice?
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Btw, is there somewhere I can get detailed information on what Abe Lincoln thought about slavery?
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Yeah, I actually thought the writing thread was called the "writing advice thread" before Tre's response corrected me.
  • Oh, didn't realize there was a writing thread.
  • edited 2012-12-22 16:40:34
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I would say just use "General Writing Thread" or whatever it was called.

    Also if this were TVT c. 2010 some smartass would've made a "Major Writing Thread"

    Edit: Ninja'd
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    Btw, is there somewhere I can get detailed information on what Abe Lincoln thought about slavery?



    My mother is an expert on Lincoln

    And I just got off the phone with her. I'll ask later

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