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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    The Void?

    you mean the big purple pixel-sucking hole in the sky
  • it's also the name of the debut mixtape by terrible Ol' Dirty Bastard wannabe Wiki.
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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Also the three original Nicktoons debuted this year, Sonic the Hedgehog was released, and the Super Nintendo Entertainment System came to America
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Oh yeah, I forgot Sonic

    how could I
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    1991:


    CentralAvenue.mov
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    Oh hay, 1991! Super NES came out this year, Nirvana and grunge became popular, and Metallica sold out!



    Imi: at the vintage-everything store I was at today, I found FFIV (FF2 US) and FFV in their original packaging with instruction manuals for about $5 each. They're that common here, I guess.

    If you'd like me to grab them, let me know. It's not that far of a walk.

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    I never played a Final Fantasy game, oddly enough. I also no longer have my SNES, my sister has it along with all our old consoles.

    But thanks for the offer.
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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Go to her house and play some fuckin' Nintendo man

    unless you don't think it would be any fun
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  • 1991: Converge record their first demo
  • edited 2012-12-21 03:29:15
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Go to her house and play some fuckin' Nintendo man

    unless you don't think it would be any fun
    Too much effort, besides, I've wasted literally hundreds of hours on (fangame) Nintendo in the past five months as it is.
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    See, when I want to make a bullet, I just put the Bullet Bill cannon wherever I want it to go.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    what they'll tell you is "you can't spell Applebee's without PLEB"

    also I should read more Sorcerer's Stone

    why do I read so slowly
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    See, when I want to make a bullet, I just put the Bullet Bill cannon wherever I want it to go.

    It's called a Bill Blaster

    They look kinda soulless to me
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I'm up way too late.

    Night, everybody
  • Obj_SetPosition(obj, X, Y);
    Obj_SetAngle(obj, angle);

    Obj_SetSpeed(obj, speed);

    I believe these are where the bullet comes from on the coordinate plane, what angle (in degrees) it's shot at, and what the speed of it is (presumably on some sliding scale).

    The rest, idk.

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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Good night Imi

    I was considering taking the book to bed with me, actually
  • Anonus said:

     "you can't spell Applebee's without PLEB"

    image
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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    That rodent in the picture

    Who is that

    It's a Kirby boss, I think, but from what game

    That series has a ton of recurring minibosses...
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Also 1991:

  • I tried to sleep but I couldn't because I kept thinking about reviewing the Kingdom Hearts series and explaining why I love it so much in spite of its faults.
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  • Well, the Steam holiday sale has begun.

    I'm already feeling terrible about all the stuff I'll be foolishly buying.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    i want soda
  • Kexruct said:

    I tried to sleep but I couldn't because I kept thinking about reviewing the Kingdom Hearts series and explaining why I love it so much in spite of its faults.

    You mean, the entire series?

    Like, post-Kindgom Hearts 2?
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  • And they're still not discounting Skyrim below 50%

    For heaven's sake, Arkham City's on sale for 8 dollars. You could at least bring Skyrim under 30.

  • Oh, yeah, and Mirror's Edge is on sale for 5 bucks.

    To everyone: if you have Steam and you do not have this game, I highly suggest you buy it.
  • I think...

    I think the biggest reason is because despite its silliness and over reliance on "A Wizard Did It" the Kingdom Hearts series just has characters that are far too likable for me to dislike it. I find it legitimately difficult not to care about these characters because the beginning of the first game does such a great job at establishing their friendship. I also love it because this is the first game I really got into. I first played it when I was around eight, I believe, and at the time I had never played a game with as good a story as KH. And I played the crap out of it too; I had 100% completion on hard mode within a few months. I think what really, really sealed the deal was the ending. That ending was cruel. I was little; I had yet to experience a game that outright denied its main character a happy ending. Even worse, it would be years before I managed to play Kingdom Hearts II, and when I did, it didn't disappoint. I don't know what it is, but for whatever reason I feel more nostalgia about Kingdom Hearts than any other series I've played, even though, for example, I've been playing Zelda since I could hold a controller. So when I beat the KHII, finally seeing all that stuff from a few years back resolved, it was just so emotional. It felt like I was actually getting some closure. Fast forward another year, and I got 358/2 Days. Now, I had actually avoided that game for a while because I made the stupid decision to skim the Wikipedia page for it when it had only been released in Japan, and I accidentally spoiled the ending for myself. I was somewhat upset about this, so it was quite a while before I actually played it. What surprised me was that even though I knew the ending and exactly what was going to happen, I simply wasn't ready for how ridiculously sad the ending was. I very nearly burst into tears; it was like the first game all over again. It wasn't fair. Those characters needed a happy ending, and they just didn't get it. And normally this would be unfulfilling, but Kingdom Hearts makes it work somehow. There's something about it that makes you legitimately care about the characters, and rather than the endings feeling unsatisfying because you, the player feeling cheated, they feel unsatisfying because it isn't fair that the characters don't have a happy ending. You ignore how contrived and melodramatic the plot is because it works.

    ...

    Okay, I'm done rambling. That was probably really dumb.
  • edited 2012-12-21 04:00:11
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Yarrun said:

    Oh, yeah, and Mirror's Edge is on sale for 5 bucks.

    To everyone: if you have Steam and you do not have this game, I highly suggest you buy it.

    Funny, I was just thinking about that game earlier...
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    Kexruct said:

    I think...


    I think the biggest reason is because despite its silliness and over reliance on "A Wizard Did It" the Kingdom Hearts series just has characters that are far too likable for me to dislike it. I find it legitimately difficult not to care about these characters because the beginning of the first game does such a great job at establishing their friendship. I also love it because this is the first game I really got into. I first played it when I was around eight, I believe, and at the time I had never played a game with as good a story as KH. And I played the crap out of it too; I had 100% completion on hard mode within a few months. I think what really, really sealed the deal was the ending. That ending was cruel. I was little; I had yet to experience a game that outright denied its main character a happy ending. Even worse, it would be years before I managed to play Kingdom Hearts II, and when I did, it didn't disappoint. I don't know what it is, but for whatever reason I feel more nostalgia about Kingdom Hearts than any other series I've played, even though, for example, I've been playing Zelda since I could hold a controller. So when I beat the KHII, finally seeing all that stuff from a few years back resolved, it was just so emotional. It felt like I was actually getting some closure. Fast forward another year, and I got 358/2 Days. Now, I had actually avoided that game for a while because I made the stupid decision to skim the Wikipedia page for it when it had only been released in Japan, and I accidentally spoiled the ending for myself. I was somewhat upset about this, so it was quite a while before I actually played it. What surprised me was that even though I knew the ending and exactly what was going to happen, I simply wasn't ready for how ridiculously sad the ending was. I very nearly burst into tears; it was like the first game all over again. It wasn't fair. Those characters needed a happy ending, and they just didn't get it. And normally this would be unfulfilling, but Kingdom Hearts makes it work somehow. There's something about it that makes you legitimately care about the characters, and rather than the endings feeling unsatisfying because you, the player feeling cheated, they feel unsatisfying because it isn't fair that the characters don't have a happy ending. You ignore how contrived and melodramatic the plot is because it works.

    ...

    Okay, I'm done rambling. That was probably really dumb.



    not to discount your opinion but there's those of us who just popped KH into the ol' PS2 and assessed that the entire game sucked balls even before we ever pressed a button on the gamepad

    there might be more to the game there that I can like, but I'm fucking not going to sit and wait through all of that bullshit for it

  • The sadness will last forever.
    my favorite R.E.M. song sums up the end of the world
  • The sadness will last forever.
    ha
  • Kexruct said:

    I think...


    I think the biggest reason is because despite its silliness and over reliance on "A Wizard Did It" the Kingdom Hearts series just has characters that are far too likable for me to dislike it. I find it legitimately difficult not to care about these characters because the beginning of the first game does such a great job at establishing their friendship. I also love it because this is the first game I really got into. I first played it when I was around eight, I believe, and at the time I had never played a game with as good a story as KH. And I played the crap out of it too; I had 100% completion on hard mode within a few months. I think what really, really sealed the deal was the ending. That ending was cruel. I was little; I had yet to experience a game that outright denied its main character a happy ending. Even worse, it would be years before I managed to play Kingdom Hearts II, and when I did, it didn't disappoint. I don't know what it is, but for whatever reason I feel more nostalgia about Kingdom Hearts than any other series I've played, even though, for example, I've been playing Zelda since I could hold a controller. So when I beat the KHII, finally seeing all that stuff from a few years back resolved, it was just so emotional. It felt like I was actually getting some closure. Fast forward another year, and I got 358/2 Days. Now, I had actually avoided that game for a while because I made the stupid decision to skim the Wikipedia page for it when it had only been released in Japan, and I accidentally spoiled the ending for myself. I was somewhat upset about this, so it was quite a while before I actually played it. What surprised me was that even though I knew the ending and exactly what was going to happen, I simply wasn't ready for how ridiculously sad the ending was. I very nearly burst into tears; it was like the first game all over again. It wasn't fair. Those characters needed a happy ending, and they just didn't get it. And normally this would be unfulfilling, but Kingdom Hearts makes it work somehow. There's something about it that makes you legitimately care about the characters, and rather than the endings feeling unsatisfying because you, the player feeling cheated, they feel unsatisfying because it isn't fair that the characters don't have a happy ending. You ignore how contrived and melodramatic the plot is because it works.

    ...

    Okay, I'm done rambling. That was probably really dumb.



    not to discount your opinion but there's those of us who just popped KH into the ol' PS2 and assessed that the entire game sucked balls even before we ever pressed a button on the gamepad

    there might be more to the game there that I can like, but I'm fucking not going to sit and wait through all of that bullshit for it

    Why do you think I felt the need to type that up?
  • ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    image
  • The sadness will last forever.
    k
  • why are you posting that .gif

    do you hate us

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