The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• PlutoniumFist

  2012-01-01 19:21:49

  Living tissue over endoskeleton.

  The first of many, I hope.
  
• Anonus

  2012-01-01 19:40:26

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I pretended to buy Lionsgate and Summit and now I wonder why. Hollywood is such a headache.
  
• Princess Alice

  2012-01-01 20:01:41

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Whoa. Fell asleep there for a while.
  
• Anonus

  2012-01-01 20:02:45

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  You are hard to reach today, Centie.
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-01-01 20:06:30

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  "Centie" is such a cute nickname.
  
  Well, I think.
  
• Anonus

  2012-01-01 20:23:12

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I used to think it was stupid-sounding until I started using it more.
  
• Haven

  2012-01-01 20:25:17

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  You're not usually that centimental?
• Anonus

  2012-01-01 21:19:26

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I guess not.
  
  Also I want to fatten ABC Inc into a stupidly-large conglomerate.
  
• Princess Alice

  2012-01-01 21:45:31

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I keep falling asleep...
  
• Anonus

  2012-01-01 23:20:50

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I just woke up.
  
• Princess Alice

  2012-01-01 23:26:48

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Heh, I did too.
  
  Also I find myself nostalgic for Thanksgiving despite nothing of note really having happened then.
  
• Misery

  2012-01-01 23:56:59

  The sadness will last forever.

  Wanted to go on a shopping spree...but had to save money for electric bills and stuff... :(
• Haven

  2012-01-02 00:03:30

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  
• Misery

  2012-01-02 01:10:05

  The sadness will last forever.

  
• lee4hmz

  2012-01-02 01:10:25 edited 2012-01-02 01:13:51

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  I just saw the Mike Hammer thread. It's taking quite a bit of willpower not to mention candy corn in it. 

  
  

  Also, I know "Holiday" isn't a Chic song, but damn if it doesn't sound like one. :P
• PlutoniumFist

  2012-01-02 01:46:57

  Living tissue over endoskeleton.

  I don't know how long I'll be able to keep that thread going, since I've only read one Mike Hammer book.
• lee4hmz

  2012-01-02 01:50:00

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  Pretty much all I know about hardboiled, film-noirish detectives comes from Who Framed Roger Rabbit and Problem Sleuth, so I doubt I'd be much help.
• Princess Alice

  2012-01-02 02:06:03

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Caffeine at 2 AM. Yay!
  
• Misery

  2012-01-02 02:09:03

  The sadness will last forever.

  Wish I had a lot of soda to drink.
• Misery

  2012-01-02 02:27:42 edited 2012-01-02 02:27:55

  The sadness will last forever.

  I was a fan of My Little Pony before Friendship is Magic. Had a VHS tape of one of the old movies.
• Justice4243

  2012-01-02 02:45:02 edited 2012-01-02 02:45:08

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  Was it the My Little Pony version of Paradise Lost (I'm not making that up)?
• Misery

  2012-01-02 02:48:04

  The sadness will last forever.

  No, it was Rescue at Midnight Castle.
• Anonus

  2012-01-02 03:17:00

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I wanna go to TrueValue. Even though that doesn't exist anymore and I have only the vaguest memories of the place.
  
• Misery

  2012-01-02 03:20:19

  The sadness will last forever.

  Crazy by Gnarls Barkley is stuck in my head again for some strange reason.
• Princess Alice

  2012-01-02 03:27:21

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  They don't have TrueValue in Colorado anymore, eh?
  
• Anonus

  2012-01-02 03:32:41

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Wait, it appears the one nearest the house is on Colfax Avenue! Also it's "True Value", I realize.
  
• Princess Alice

  2012-01-02 03:37:05

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  ...I never would have figured that out from their logo.
  
  Also the one closest the house is in Reynoldsburg. When we moved out here in 1999 it was an Orchard, then it was a Sears Hardware, and since 2008 or so it's been a True Value. I can't recall ever actually having been in there, though...
  
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-01-02 04:03:09

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  Morning
• Misery

  2012-01-02 04:03:43

  The sadness will last forever.

  Morning, Whale.
• Justice4243

  2012-01-02 04:04:46 edited 2012-01-02 04:05:20

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-01-02 04:54:44

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  I'm off out for a bit
  
  If you see Clockles and Draco, tell them I love them please.
  
• Anonus

  2012-01-02 05:10:08

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  In 1922 there was a train headed to Vancouver, British Columbia, to do God Knows What.
  
• Princess Alice

  2012-01-02 05:10:54

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  But it was stopped by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police because it was actually made of illicit drugs
  
• Irene

  2012-01-02 05:15:46

  I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.

  Who then were shot by some random bypasser because it was funny to do so.
• Misery

  2012-01-02 05:18:21

  The sadness will last forever.

  Huh???
• Irene

  2012-01-02 05:20:34

  I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.

  What?
• Anonus

  2012-01-02 05:24:53

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  ^^It's called NONSENSE
  
• lee4hmz

  2012-01-02 05:44:11 edited 2012-01-02 05:44:26

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGo-51kkmJA

  
  

  Found this while looking for the Acrilan tag. GURLFREND U NEED TO KEEP IT REAL YO FRENDS BE SOME BITCHES
• Anonus

  2012-01-02 05:48:25

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Their carpet is so bright orangey.
  
• Princess Alice

  2012-01-02 05:55:48

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  The apartment where my family lived for most the '90s had orange carpet, albeit a darker shade than shown there.
  
  It was dated-looking even then. I suspect it was at least 10 years old at the time, but our landlord was a cheapskate and didn't want to fix it. Also a racist, but that's another story.
  
• Princess Alice

  2012-01-02 06:06:01

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I finally found a not-stupidly-sized version of this!
  
  
  
• Misery

  2012-01-02 06:10:37

  The sadness will last forever.

  Sleep is dumb.
• Princess Alice

  2012-01-02 06:12:54

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Agreed.
• Manly McMacho

  2012-01-02 06:26:46

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  Totes.
• Anonus

  2012-01-02 06:28:50

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  It's the last day of winter break and I don't want to sleep. I hate accidental naps.
  
• Princess Alice

  2012-01-02 06:30:02

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  ^ Same here.
  
• Manly McMacho

  2012-01-02 06:43:26

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  i hate when i trying not to sleep so  ijust get in bed anywAY and end up falling asleep. It sucks. :(
• Anonus

  2012-01-02 06:43:45

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Oh god, I do that sometimes too.
  
• Manly McMacho

  2012-01-02 06:47:23

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  i know! you're all in bed like "okay I'm totas not gonna go to sleep not even going to close my eyes" then you just blink and all of a sudden its noon.
• Princess Alice

  2012-01-02 06:47:43

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I've done that before.
  
  And then I end up thinking "that was dumb, why did I get in bed and expect not to fall asleep?"