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Obā-san · 2012-12-20 00:58:48

Cream said:
Bacon is really good!!!

but to many people on the internet love it, so you can't like it anymore

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Tachyon · 2012-12-20 01:02:18

Central Avenue said:
I don't know.

I just hate the thought that the rest of my life will most likely be spent working a job I hate just to get by while some greedy-ass CEO profits from my hard work and gives himself a massive bonus.

I feel a need to do something better than that with my life.

This is why you get ambitious and overcome said CEO by making more money than him.

Apparently. For some reason, things that are supposed to be uplifting and motivational to right wingers invariably leave me feeling like a hopeless failure, which of course proves them right. But the idea is probably encouraging on some level if you don't react like that.

Tachyon · 2012-12-20 01:04:27

What do I want? I want to be warm. I want food, and shelter. I want to spend time with people who I like and who like me. I want to feel wakeful and not tired. I want to learn about things and know lots and lots about all kinds of things.

Imipolex G · 2012-12-20 01:04:31

kill the right wingers

Obā-san · 2012-12-20 01:04:49

Ambition is stupid, belly rubs are the answer

Tachyon · 2012-12-20 01:04:51

^^ Well that's one kind of ambition, I suppose.

Obā-san · 2012-12-20 01:05:26

Imipölex G said:
kill the right wingers

AND TAKE THEIR STUFF

Anonus · 2012-12-20 01:05:36

Central Avenue said:
I don't know.

I just hate the thought that the rest of my life will most likely be spent working a job I hate just to get by while some greedy-ass CEO profits from my hard work and gives himself a massive bonus.

I feel a need to do something better than that with my life.

Solution: become a CEO of your own business

If you think that's the best option

Princess Alice · 2012-12-20 01:06:35

a8 said:
This is why you get ambitious and overcome said CEO by making more money than him.

Apparently. For some reason, things that are supposed to be uplifting and motivational to right wingers invariably leave me feeling like a hopeless failure, which of course proves them right. But the idea is probably encouraging on some level if you don't react like that.

I react pretty much the same way. :(

Imipolex G · 2012-12-20 01:06:35

1983: my sister is born

Return of the Jedi comes out

Metallica release Kill 'Em All

Princess Alice · 2012-12-20 01:07:48

1983: Tobikomi releases Fix-It Felix Jr. in arcades.

(Yes, I know it was 1982, but I missed that page)

Anonus · 2012-12-20 01:08:13

What sorts of things are motivational to right wingers?

Ooh, we're doing the time travel shtick again, fuck, why am I forgetful of this

Anyway in 1979 my cash cow ESPN was born and this year KOA-TV became KCNC-TV

Tachyon · 2012-12-20 01:09:23

Rob 'em all, rob 'em all, the long and the short and the tall

Princess Alice · 2012-12-20 01:11:03

I wish there was a way to make something of myself in this society without having to support the status quo

Obā-san · 2012-12-20 01:11:07

Obā-san · 2012-12-20 01:12:25

PJ ORourke said:
Kill the poor, eat the rich, screw every other son of a bitch

Salix Babylonika · 2012-12-20 01:23:07

Dropped a case of ginger ale on my foot and had a coworker make a joke about my weight today, fun times.

Naney said:

Mojave Music said:
we now live in an era where being a douchebag is considered a legitimate form of performance art.
Being a douchebag is what performance art has always been about. :P

Good performance art makes everyone else look like a douchebag.

Obā-san · 2012-12-20 01:27:24

Obā-san · 2012-12-20 01:31:53

(*Lights everything on fire*)

Tachyon · 2012-12-20 01:34:30

Anonus said:
What sorts of things are motivational to right wingers?

Things like "get ambitious and overcome said CEO by making more money than him" are supposed to be.

There are two kinds of people in this world, the ones who have what it takes and the ones who envy those people.

Obā-san · 2012-12-20 01:35:59

There are also the people who just don't feel like playing the game.

But most of them just say they don't it seems.

Ah well.

Anonus · 2012-12-20 01:39:03

What it takes...I don't know if I have that.

My goal in life is not to make a shitload of money (I don't think I have the "money is a drug" mentality that must explain why money-minded executives are still at it), but to make the best of my ambition (which is to be a graphic designer)...

Justice4243 · 2012-12-20 01:50:51

THIS PAGE IS THE YEAR I WAS BORN!

Obā-san · 2012-12-20 01:57:11

it is becoming increasingly homestuck in here.

Obā-san · 2012-12-20 02:01:16

Pickle Inspector and Death are embroiled in an epic scrum. They duel in a match of WIZARD'S SUDOKU.

Death charges with his JOUSTING SCYTHE.

Obā-san · 2012-12-20 02:02:30

MK: SUMMON WILFORD BRIMLEY

shit this is so awesome.

Tachyon · 2012-12-20 02:03:22

Isn't it though?

Problem Sleuth is the best.

Justice4243 · 2012-12-20 02:03:59

I still debate over whether I like Problem Sleuth over Homestuck.

Princess Alice · 2012-12-20 02:04:17

My thing is this: Even ignoring the fact that not everybody has an opportunity to become a CEO even if they tried, and the fact that people who are rich and powerful have an interest in keeping other people from becoming rich and powerful...

Wouldn't becoming a CEO imply that I think it's okay that you need to become a CEO to have a decent life?

Obā-san · 2012-12-20 02:04:23

It just is so continuously awesome, like the awesome does not stop.

Tachyon · 2012-12-20 02:05:15

Justice42 said:
I still debate over whether I like Problem Sleuth over Homestuck.

I find them very difficult to compare.

Homestuck occupies more of my time and thoughts at present and has done for a long time now, but Problem Sleuth is basically perfect in every way.

Tachyon · 2012-12-20 02:08:17

Central Avenue said:
My thing is this: Even ignoring the fact that not everybody has an opportunity to become a CEO even if they tried, and the fact that people who are rich and powerful have an interest in keeping other people from becoming rich and powerful...

Wouldn't becoming a CEO imply that I think it's okay that you need to become a CEO to have a decent life?

Do you need to? I don't buy that.

And if you don't need to, it wouldn't have to imply anything of the sort.

Anonus · 2012-12-20 02:11:53

If I really were rich and powerful I wonder if I'd spend my time wishing that other people were like me

I wish everyone were rich, or at least had what they needed to survive and live comfortably

Salix Babylonika · 2012-12-20 02:12:00

how to make a living as a rocketship in modern america.

Anonus · 2012-12-20 02:15:46

Maybe one day people will be able to become rocketships provided that Capital Cities Machinery can do that

Also Bonechill has the most badass music

Salix Babylonika · 2012-12-20 02:16:24

I have a song called that

featuring guest vocals by Hodgy Beats

Anonus · 2012-12-20 02:18:59

Hodgy Beats?

Salix Babylonika · 2012-12-20 02:20:25

Princess Alice · 2012-12-20 02:22:28

a8 said:
Do you need to? I don't buy that.

And if you don't need to, it wouldn't have to imply anything of the sort.

But if I'm not a CEO, but I make a living with some job at XYZ Corporation, aren't I kinda supporting the status quo by contributing to XYZ Corporation's continued existence?

Salix Babylonika · 2012-12-20 02:23:22

rap battles are pretty much exactly like this.

Tachyon · 2012-12-20 02:58:18

Central Avenue said:

a8 said:
Do you need to? I don't buy that.

And if you don't need to, it wouldn't have to imply anything of the sort.
But if I'm not a CEO, but I make a living with some job at XYZ Corporation, aren't I kinda supporting the status quo by contributing to XYZ Corporation's continued existence?

I guess so, but we all live in this society and we have to eat to live.

I dunno, I mean it's obviously not the only career path.

Princess Alice · 2012-12-20 02:59:20

I guess. It's still depressing, though...

Obā-san · 2012-12-20 03:03:30

the more you think

the answer

is be a cat

Tachyon · 2012-12-20 03:05:27

^^ I don't think it has to be.

A lot of people legitimately worked really hard to build a business, and business can change lives for the better. There are corrupt CEOs and unscrupulous business decisions, but I don't think that condemns the entire structure.

^ Or yes, cats have it figured out.

Obā-san · 2012-12-20 03:09:13

PEACE BE WITH YOU.

Tachyon · 2012-12-20 03:10:06

That scene was fucking awesome.

Imipolex G · 2012-12-20 03:11:50

why is the night so short

Tachyon · 2012-12-20 03:14:34

That is a good question.

Tachyon · 2012-12-20 03:15:26

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