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  • Part of the problem is that they're completely misinformed; even people who should know better say, for the sake of simplicity, "we came from monkeys."
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    Kexruct said:

    even people who should know better say, for the sake of simplicity, "we came from monkeys."

    ....Since when?


    I mean, just...


    It only takes a few minutes to explain, and it's not that hard.


    What kinda shitty teachers you got around where you live? D:
  • Naney said:

    It seems pretty self evident to me, I mean this is all stuff we learned by like what 6th or 7th grade?

    It was ninth grade for me, in an honors biology class. Trust me when I say you can't assume an exceedingly great amount of intelligence from most Creationists.
  • edited 2012-12-20 00:22:18
    Naney said:

    Kexruct said:

    even people who should know better say, for the sake of simplicity, "we came from monkeys."

    ....Since when?


    I mean, just...


    It only takes a few minutes to explain, and it's not that hard.


    What kinda shitty teachers you got around where you live? D:
    It's simply not mentioned until late middle school, at least. And I'm talking about popular culture. That's the most commonly used way of saying how we evolved: we came from monkeys.
  • Kexruct said:

    Trust me when I say you can't assume an exceedingly great amount of intelligence from most Creationists.

    wait dude.


    isn't this kinda ridiculous over-generalization exactly what you were just arguing against? :/
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I had the concept of evolution explained, in basic but accurate terms, in sixth grade science class. This was around 2001.

    Of course, I went to school in a liberal midwestern capital city, so it's not hard to imagine things are different in the Bible Belt.
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  • Naney said:

    Kexruct said:

    Trust me when I say you can't assume an exceedingly great amount of intelligence from most Creationists.

    wait dude.


    isn't this kinda ridiculous over-generalization exactly what you were just arguing against? :/
    I was just saying that so it would be clear that I'm not a Creationists. You're right, that was hypocritical of me.
  • edited 2012-12-20 00:25:54
    And the school I went to until a few weeks ago is considered one of the best schools in the state.
  • It was like beyond hypocritical you just like undermined everything you said and now nothing you said makes like any sense at all


    why
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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    What has you down?
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  • auuuuuuuuuuugh 

    *headdesk*
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I looked up "We Want Some Pussy" and...it sounds like what would happen if The Lonely Island made a booty bass song.
  • edited 2012-12-20 00:31:34
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ^^Hopefully it goes away soon...

    ^It does, huh?
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  • lee4hmz said:

    I looked up "We Want Some Pussy" and...it sounds like what would happen if The Lonely Island made a booty bass song.

    all i know is girl talk sampled it
  • edited 2012-12-20 00:32:32
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  • edited 2012-12-20 00:33:08
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    #1 on this list is depressing to me, even though I'm sure that's the opposite of what they intended

    Cracked said:

    There's no shortage of movies showing contempt for ordinary 9-to-5 office jobs -- Wanted, Office Space, American Beauty, The Incredibles, The Matrix. The characters always discover that the only way to find happiness is to break out of that job and pursue the special thing they were meant to do (save the world, become an assassin, leer at teenage daughter's friend).

    Which should come as no surprise. These films are being written by Hollywood screenwriters and made by Hollywood directors, many of whom probably would wither away and die if trapped in a 9-to-5 job and did find happiness and success by turning their backs on that. And there are plenty of other people out there who are genuinely unhappy in a cubicle and would be well-served by going to culinary school or starting a farm or pursuing their dream of being a dog groomer to the stars.

    Because I am one of those people who would wither away and die if trapped in a 9-to-5 job, but I don't have the opportunity to become a Hollywood screenwriter or a Hollywood director...
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    is that a song about cats
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    9 to 5 jobs kill the soul

    mine is slowly being killed
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    Beat you to it, my soul is already dead and a cat has taken up residence in its place
  • *continues headdesk*
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-12-20 00:38:30
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    I think I might attempt to dick around with Game Maker over winter break and see if I could actually make something with it.

    Or something else, I dunno. Either way I have 1.5 weeks of freedom to enjoy and diem to carpe coming up within the next 48 hours.
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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Naney said:

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    I read that in the voice of the Food Network's V/O guy

    Also Centie you can save up and go to LA and find a gig, maybe

    I wonder how possible it is to become the next J.J. Abrams
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Well, it's not that I want to become a Hollywood writer or director, exactly

    But it's like...I feel like there's no place in our society for someone like me. Someone who would go insane in the daily routine of Corporate America and just wants to do creative things but doesn't already have a shitload of money that enables them to pursue this
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  • I don't want much at all anymore.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Cream said:

    *hugs Imi* And just think, I on my way to having a 9-to-5 job myself... >_> but I will not sell my book because to me it should not be worth monies.

    I'd sell my book, not for the monies (although that might be nice) but so that many peoples could have a chance of reading it. I mean, the dozen or so people who still read.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Naney said:

    I don't want much at all anymore.

    Same here.

    Which worries me at times, because I have a clear idea of what I don't want, but not much idea of what I do want from life.
  • I want:


    Belly rubs


    Ear scritches


    Naps
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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    Well, it's not that I want to become a Hollywood writer or director, exactly


    But it's like...I feel like there's no place in our society for someone like me. Someone who would go insane in the daily routine of Corporate America and just wants to do creative things but doesn't already have a shitload of money that enables them to pursue this
    Maybe do it in your spare time, then if you can earn enough money from it do it full-time?
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I want to be well-read, and write my own book, and play the guitar, and eat bacon.
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  • I want to be well-read, and write my own book, and play the guitar, and eat bacon.

    BACON? UR STUPID INTERNET MANCHILD STOP IT IT STUPID MENE


    that is my snark for the day.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I don't know.

    I just hate the thought that the rest of my life will most likely be spent working a job I hate just to get by while some greedy-ass CEO profits from my hard work and gives himself a massive bonus.

    I feel a need to do something better than that with my life.
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  • edited 2012-12-20 00:57:44

    I want to be well-read, and write my own book, and play the guitar, and eat bacon.

    Stop being me, Imi. Or don't. I DON"T KNOW.
    BACON? UR STUPID INTERNET MANCHILD STOP IT IT STUPID MENE
    BACON ONLY EXISTS ON THE INTERNET
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
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