The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    In theory, it, well, stops forum spam. Some of it still gets through though it's done a decent job so far.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Specifically, it checks new applicants against a database of known spammers and rejects them so I don't have to.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
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    Is it bad that I went "the people on the right, silly" when its supposed to be the people on the left?
  • I'm not sure what kind of message that is trying to send.
  • Kexruct said:

    I'm not sure what kind of message that is trying to send.

    me neither


    they both seem just kinda... normal, kinda bummed out
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Kexruct said:

    I'm not sure what kind of message that is trying to send.

    POT BAD, RICH PEOPLE GOOD.
  • And not only that, I don't exactly believe that pot users should be in jail if they haven't endangered anyone.
  • Kexruct said:

    I'm not sure what kind of message that is trying to send.

    POT BAD, RICH PEOPLE GOOD.
    I... guess? I mean, other than using pot and being a CEO, we have no information on these people. If, say, all those CEOs have done Ponzi schemes, for example, then they should definitely be in jail.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Are we to infer that that's Asay's actual opinion for some unfathomable reason?  That he thinks his readers are going to be totally cool with fraud?

    To be honest it's such an incomprehensibly bad cartoon that without your word for it I wouldn't have even gotten that.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    a8 said:

    Are we to infer that that's Asay's actual opinion for some unfathomable reason?  That he thinks his readers are going to be totally cool with fraud?

    To be honest it's such an incomprehensibly bad cartoon that without your word for it I wouldn't have even gotten that.

    Well, further research suggests that I got the message Asay was supposed to say wrong and you're supposed to read it as the exces should be jailed and the pot users shouldn't be.

    In my defence Asay has come out as pro-rich anti-pot  in other comics
  • I actually just read the sign in the corner that said "Corp Execs who commit fraud."

    Okay, so now the problem is that it's so unsubtle it's awful.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    a8 said:

    Are we to infer that that's Asay's actual opinion for some unfathomable reason?  That he thinks his readers are going to be totally cool with fraud?

    To be honest it's such an incomprehensibly bad cartoon that without your word for it I wouldn't have even gotten that.

    Well, further research suggests that I got the message Asay was supposed to say wrong and you're supposed to read it as the exces should be jailed and the pot users shouldn't be.

    In my defence Asay has come out as pro-rich anti-pot  in other comics

    This makes a lot more sense.
  • The sadness will last forever.
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    gotta catch 'em all
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    AU's Christmas present has been entrusted to the U.S. Postal Service.

    They'll probably take better care of it than I did, lol

    It should be delivered by Saturday.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    the pony express
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Should have entrusted it to Apple.
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    will he survive
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  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.

    AU's Christmas present has been entrusted to the U.S. Postal Service.


    They'll probably take better care of it than I did, lol

    It should be delivered by Saturday.
    I refuse to believe there exists such a thing as a reliable postal service. :|
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    I refuse to believe there exists such a thing as a reliable postal service. :|

    Well, let me put it this way.

    If you have to choose between the U.S. Postal Service and a private carrier like UPS or FedEx, bet on the Postal Service.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

    I refuse to believe there exists such a thing as a reliable postal service. :|

    Well, let me put it this way.

    If you have to choose between the U.S. Postal Service and a private carrier like UPS or FedEx, bet on the Postal Service.
    But but I can't choose the US Postal Service :(

    I think you need to check your non foreigner privilege young lady.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    For some reason I find myself wanting to look up how postal addresses work in other countries.

    In the US, the standard format is this:

    96 S. Grant Ave.
    Columbus, OH 43215

    where "OH" is the standardized two-letter abbreviation for the state, and "43215" is the ZIP (Zone Improvement Plan) code that identifies a specific post office.
  • edited 2012-12-18 16:59:54
    Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    In the You Kay

    Its

    Name
    Street Address
    Town
    County
    Country
    Post Code.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    speaking of the post office, for some reason every year the post office fails to get my letter to Santa. I know this because I've yet to find a Ferrari loaded with hot Swedish blonde chicks and 10 million dollars

  • edited 2012-12-18 17:08:37
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ^^ Also, you normally leave off the constituent country if it's addressed to somebody within said country.

    The county names are sometimes abbreviated, for example Gloucestershire is Glos. (or Gloucs, although that's nonstandard).

    ^ Have you been on your best behaviour?
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    a8 said:



    ^ Have you been on your best behaviour?



    I haven't punched any helpless orphans or puppies all year long! Except for that thing that happened in Vegas. And what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas right

    right? THAT'S THE RULES SANTA, YOU GOTTA PLAY BY THE RULES

  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

    a8 said:



    ^ Have you been on your best behaviour?



    I haven't punched any helpless orphans or puppies all year long! Except for that thing that happened in Vegas. And what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas right

    right? THAT'S THE RULES SANTA, YOU GOTTA PLAY BY THE RULES

    Santa makes the rules
  • Puh-raise Santa!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know, I still tend to write mailing addresses in all-caps and with no punctuation out of habit, even though I'm sure OCR technology has advanced to the point where that's not strictly necessary.
  • Thank you based santa
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Dear Santa, thank you for the dolls and pencils and fish. It's Easter now, so I hope I didn't wake you, but honest, it is an emergency. There's a crack in my wall. Aunt Sharon says it's just an ordinary crack but I know it's not, cause at night there's voices. So please, please could you send someone to fix it. Or a policeman. Or...
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  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Cream said:

    Dear Santa, stop giving so much to the rich kids and forgetting about the poor kids.

    That sounds like commie talk to me.
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  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    communism wouldn't give presents to 10 million children


    it would starve them to death and shrug it off as a necessity to build a strong socialist state

  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Cream said:

    But I *am* a commie, sort of. :D

    My family didn't work themselves half to death just so Uncle Sam can roll out the red carpet to Jonny Communist TYVM.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    IME people claiming to communist generally don't want a system like soviet russia but w/e
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    obesity
  • I want a government that kills as many people as possible
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ^ So...you want the government to do your job for you? Lazy!
  • edited 2012-12-18 17:37:26

    As long as I'm not getting a new lappy anytime soon, I shall waste my windowshopping moolah on an imaginary one of these.


    ^ Well, it's not like I could kill them all myself. :P
  • or maybe I should get an imaginary ThinkPad?
  • Well, if you're making an omelet, sometimes you gotta commit a few genocides.
  • Kexruct said:

    Well, if you're making an omelet, sometimes you gotta commit a few genocides.

    See? THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
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