The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • i've got roughly 249
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know, the main reason I insist on posting my longer posts to Tumblr instead of getting a proper blog is that I know I have a built-in audience of at least 80 people... >_>
  • i must have like 6 or 7

    i mean, it says 42 but most of them are innactive
  • my account is number 30

    that clearly means something
  • hello guys
  • TOOOOOOOOOOOOOLS

    Hey girl, how is it hanging
  • imagine how awkward it would be to ask "how is it hanging" and then find out a close relative of your friend had just commited hanged man's suicide
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  • CREEAAAAAAAAAAAM

    -a hug-
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    outcest
  • inbasket 

    this joke doesn't make sense in english, i think
  • edited 2012-12-17 09:47:43
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Naney, on what are you insisting?

    Good-Morning, Heapster's and Heapsterinas.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Well, that was the original way of pronouncing it, yes; but now there's lots of other ways.

    Ahlahrahs, Ay-lee-roz, Ay-li-roz, All-u-rahz, all-lee-roz, Ally-reuse, etc.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I like it to have three syllables, you see.  I like threes.  I like threes quite a lot.
  • edited 2012-12-17 09:57:48

    I pronounce it as "ɑmənd ajs krim".
  • edited 2012-12-17 10:00:14
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    ^^ D:

    How horrible!

    ^ Would that Ally be pronounced like "ally" or "allie"?
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

    Anonus said:

    Why?

    Hi, my country is a shithole and I got tired of having to put up with the idiots who live there! Mind if I crash in your place for the rest of my life?
    Do you speake de English?
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Central, you could go to Sweden.  It's very nice there, and there are few idiots who live there.
  • That awkward moment when rather than telling you what you did wrong, your teacher just puts a question mark next to something you'd written.
  • edited 2012-12-17 10:41:36
    it's because he can't

    you screwed up so bad he can't even figure out what is wrong. what you did itself is wrong incarnate. your mind went to place your teacher wouldn't achieve in his craziest dreams.

    once i subtracted three numbers at once. my teacher put a question mark over it but my answer was right so i got them scores
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Afternoon.

    It might not mean that you did anything wrong.  Maybe your teacher just doesn't know what it means.  Maybe you were too clever.

    Check it and see if you can find anything wrong with it I guess.
  • i'm off to watch animoo
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    cartoons about cows
  • Oh, no, that hasn't happened recently. I just happened to remember it right now.

    The only occasion I can remember where it happened to me was when I put Switzerland instead of Singapore on a test.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ?
  • AUGH DON'T DO THAT TO ME
  • edited 2012-12-17 11:13:14
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    imagine how awkward it would be to ask "how is it hanging" and then find out a close relative of your friend had just commited hanged man's suicide


    "IT Would be my dear uncle! And HE is still hanging by his neck off a tree...My aunt wants my uncle to serve as a warning to the neighbors... "

     Also, at. 4:20 AM heap: "Devil's Lettuce!  Devil's Lettuce!  Devil's Lettuce!  Devil's Lettuce!  Devil's Lettuce!  Devil's Lettuce!  Devil's Lettuce!  Devil's Lettuce!  Devil's Lettuce!  Devil's Lettuce!  Devil's Lettuce!  "
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    Anonus said:

    Why?

    Hi, my country is a shithole and I got tired of having to put up with the idiots who live there! Mind if I crash in your place for the rest of my life?
    Nah it's a fact that most Brits love Americans, just hate admitting it.  You'd be fine.  You might like it here.

    OTOH I should probably point out that while we don't have castle law nor do we have a duty to retreat under any circumstances so I'm not sure there's a direct comparison to be made there.  Also that parts of the UK are actually pretty heavily conservative in terms of popular opinions held.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Ok, you got me there. I didn't bother to actually look up whether or not you had a castle law or a duty-to-retreat law and I was pretty much just saying that because I was pissed off. >_>

    Sometimes I really do want to leave the U.S., though. Is that cowardly?
  • You know what I need?


    A freaking boyfriend, that's what.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    My work break room is full of leftovers from last Friday's Holiday celebration. 

    Breakfast was Ham, rolls, and Coca-Cola.


    Also, I heard a commercial where some refereed to the presents one usually received around this time as "Holiday presents" and I was all like "What? No, stfu, it's Christmas or maybe "X-mas" presents, there are no such thing as "Holiday presents." 

    I suppose they could have been Hanukkah presents, but still, no one would talk about presents they are purchasing for their kids without mentioning WHICH Holiday they are getting them for.
  • edited 2012-12-17 11:26:06

    Also a haircut and a job.
    Breakfast was Ham, rolls, and Coca-Cola.
    Sounds deelish.
  • Justice42 said:

    Holiday presents

    image
  • edited 2012-12-17 11:30:03

  • Kexruct said:


    sweet.


    can i have buttsex with you
  • How many times can I forget to lock my computer?
  • Like seriously.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I've got AU's gift about 90% done.

    Part of me wants to hurry up and get it done so I can rush off to the post office, but I don't want to rush something so important and it's not like the post office won't be open later this afternoon anyway.

    Perhaps I should nap a bit.
  • though i'm sure with your l33t skilz you can keep it up indefinitely
  • I'm at least glad the school lunches are so inedible I felt compelled to return to the computer lab.

    But seriously, I feel like an idiot right now.
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