You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
PURSUANT TO THE OHIO REVISED CODE CHAPTER 4511.69 ON THE SUBJECT OF PARKING REQUIREMENTS, A MINIMUM PENALTY OF $250, THAT IS TWO-HUNDRED-FIFTY, OR TWO-FIVE-OH DOLLARS, AND NO LESS, MAY VERY POSSIBLY, LIKELY EVEN, APPLY IN THE CASE OF UNAUTHORIZED USE OF DISABLED PARKING SPACES, WHICH IS TO SAY THE OCCUPATION OF SAID SPACES DESIGNATED FOR THE USE BY DISABLED PERSONS, BY A MOTOR VEHICLE NOT USED BY OR FOR THE TRANSPORTATION OF A PERSON, OR PERSONS, WITH A DISABILITY LIMITING OR IMPAIRING THEIR ABILITY TO WALK AND DISPLAYING A VALID REMOVABLE WINDSHIELD PLACARD OR SPECIAL LICENSE PLATES, NOR USED BY OR FOR THE TRANSPORTATION OF A HANDICAPPED PERSON OR HANDICAPPED PERSONS AND DISPLAYING A PARKING CARD OR SPECIAL HANDICAPPED LICENSE PLATES. ANY OTHER MOTOR VEHICLE FOUND TO BE OCCUPYING A DISABLED PARKING SPACE IS IN VIOLATION OF THE OHIO REVISED CODE, AND MAY, VERY PROBABLY IN ACTUAL FACT, BE PENALIZED IN ACCORDANCE WITH SAID CODE, MEANING THAT VIOLATORS MAY BE FINED AT LEAST $250, THAT IS TWO-HUNDRED-FIFTY DOLLARS, NOT A PENNY LESS.
The best part is that you actually bothered to look up and cite the relevant chapter of the penal code.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
PURSUANT TO THE OHIO REVISED CODE CHAPTER 4511.69 ON THE SUBJECT OF PARKING REQUIREMENTS, A MINIMUM PENALTY OF $250, THAT IS TWO-HUNDRED-FIFTY, OR TWO-FIVE-OH DOLLARS, AND NO LESS, MAY VERY POSSIBLY, LIKELY EVEN, APPLY IN THE CASE OF UNAUTHORIZED USE OF DISABLED PARKING SPACES, WHICH IS TO SAY THE OCCUPATION OF SAID SPACES DESIGNATED FOR THE USE BY DISABLED PERSONS, BY A MOTOR VEHICLE NOT USED BY OR FOR THE TRANSPORTATION OF A PERSON, OR PERSONS, WITH A DISABILITY LIMITING OR IMPAIRING THEIR ABILITY TO WALK AND DISPLAYING A VALID REMOVABLE WINDSHIELD PLACARD OR SPECIAL LICENSE PLATES, NOR USED BY OR FOR THE TRANSPORTATION OF A HANDICAPPED PERSON OR HANDICAPPED PERSONS AND DISPLAYING A PARKING CARD OR SPECIAL HANDICAPPED LICENSE PLATES. ANY OTHER MOTOR VEHICLE FOUND TO BE OCCUPYING A DISABLED PARKING SPACE IS IN VIOLATION OF THE OHIO REVISED CODE, AND MAY, VERY PROBABLY IN ACTUAL FACT, BE PENALIZED IN ACCORDANCE WITH SAID CODE, MEANING THAT VIOLATORS MAY BE FINED AT LEAST $250, THAT IS TWO-HUNDRED-FIFTY DOLLARS, NOT A PENNY LESS.
The best part is that you actually bothered to look up and cite the relevant chapter of the penal code.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I'm on day 3 of my Christmas thing and I have no post prepared.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I always found it kinda weird that people who don't use Tumblr tend to go on about its social justice stuff but never its fandom stuff, given that the latter seems much more prominent.
At one point there was a password-protected ZIP file going around called something like "sburb beta.zip" and people kept talking about it as if they thought it was really Sburb and all they needed to do was guess the password to make Homestuck a reality.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
One time on tumblr I saw someone compare Dave/Terezi shipping to Israel and Karkat/Nepeta shipping to the Gaza strip just because said ships interfere with the person's Terezi/Karkat ship.
The same person accused Dave/Terezi shippers of being autistic that spend most their time organizing blocks.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Am I the only one who actually uses the little "previous page" and "next page" buttons in Microsoft Word?
Because Word 2013 took those out and it keeps tripping me up. How am I supposed to flip between pages now?
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
But impersonating Homestuck characters is surprisingly fun.
He looks so stoned
The cutscenes in Sonic Colors are so funny
Is that what you're getting me for Christmas~
Ben Stein what are you doing. Ben Stein stahp. No Ben Stein science doesn't inevitably lead to genocide. STAHP
I am hungry.
ssaB & murD
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
I'm glad this is a full song. Frank Ocean did a cover of like two lines from the chorus but I needed more than that.
Also, the "fertilizer/bullshit" pun is perfect. Perfect, I tell you.
Pretty good, would scan better if you swapped lines 4 and 5 around though.
And yeah, definitely needs something about shipping drama. Maybe reaction gifs.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
10 "die cis scum" tags
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis