I uncritically accepted that Santa was real because why would my own parents lie to me? When I found out the truth, I felt so betrayed. I wanted to cry. I flew into a rage, screamed at them both, said I'd never believe another thing they told me. I lost my faith in God and Jesus that day.
Ten years later, upon leaving juvie, I made the FBI's 10 Most Wanted list.
I uncritically accepted that Santa was real because why would my own parents lie to me? When I found out the truth, I felt so betrayed. I wanted to cry. I flew into a rage, screamed at them both, said I'd never believe another thing they told me. I lost my faith in God and Jesus that day.
Ten years later, upon leaving juvie, I made the FBI's 10 Most Wanted list.
Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
A friend of mine is getting a sword as a gift for working at Blizzard for five years, and I said I'd turn right around and Ebay that shit. He said that's grounds for termination. Here's a gift to you, thanks for your service, here's a list of everything you cannot do with this or we'll fire your ass
A friend of mine is getting a sword as a gift for working at Blizzard for five years, and I said I'd turn right around and Ebay that shit. He said that's grounds for termination. Here's a gift to you, thanks for your service, here's a list of everything you cannot do with this or we'll fire your ass
is it like a special sword?
it's kinda rude to go and ebay a gift imo, but whatevs
And anyways if he ever gets fired then he can go and ebay that shit.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You know what annoys me? Overly wordy signs.
Most of the disabled parking spaces around here have some small plaque beneath the wheelchair icon sign that says something like:
MINIMUM FINE $250
or even just:
$250 FINE
but for some reason the ones at Target say something like (paraphrased):
PURSUANT TO THE OHIO REVISED CODE, A MINIMUM PENALTY OF $250 MAY APPLY FOR UNAUTHORIZED USE OF DISABLED PARKING
PURSUANT TO THE OHIO REVISED CODE CHAPTER 4511.69 ON THE SUBJECT OF PARKING REQUIREMENTS, A MINIMUM PENALTY OF $250, THAT IS TWO-HUNDRED-FIFTY, OR TWO-FIVE-OH DOLLARS, AND NO LESS, MAY VERY POSSIBLY, LIKELY EVEN, APPLY IN THE CASE OF UNAUTHORIZED USE OF DISABLED PARKING SPACES, WHICH IS TO SAY THE OCCUPATION OF SAID SPACES DESIGNATED FOR THE USE BY DISABLED PERSONS, BY A MOTOR VEHICLE NOT USED BY OR FOR THE TRANSPORTATION OF A PERSON, OR PERSONS, WITH A DISABILITY LIMITING OR IMPAIRING THEIR ABILITY TO WALK AND DISPLAYING A VALID REMOVABLE WINDSHIELD PLACARD OR SPECIAL LICENSE PLATES, NOR USED BY OR FOR THE TRANSPORTATION OF A HANDICAPPED PERSON OR HANDICAPPED PERSONS AND DISPLAYING A PARKING CARD OR SPECIAL HANDICAPPED LICENSE PLATES. ANY OTHER MOTOR VEHICLE FOUND TO BE OCCUPYING A DISABLED PARKING SPACE IS IN VIOLATION OF THE OHIO REVISED CODE, AND MAY, VERY PROBABLY IN ACTUAL FACT, BE PENALIZED IN ACCORDANCE WITH SAID CODE, MEANING THAT VIOLATORS MAY BE FINED AT LEAST $250, THAT IS TWO-HUNDRED-FIFTY DOLLARS, NOT A PENNY LESS.
SJW is a highly pr96lematic term, and if y9u are g9ing t9 use it in c9nversati9n, which I str9ngly impl9re that y9u d9 n9t d9, y9u sh9uld at the very least preface it with a warning indicating the p9tentially triggering nature 9f y9ur remark. Furtherm9re, whether 9r n9t this was y9ur intent, y9ur wish is a severe micr9aggressi9n against th9se y9u term “SJWs” wh9 d9 n9t identify as tr9lls 6ut as mem6ers 9f entirely different species, f9r example human 6eings 9r h9rses, a marginalized gr9up 9f precisely the kind wh9 stand t9 l9se the m9st fr9m the failure t9 rec9gnize, pr96lematize and c9nfr9nt the highly damaging s9cial injustices that th9se y9u descri6e as “SJWs” (last time I’ll use this term, as I’m starting t9 feel triggered just saying it) seek t9 pr9m9te awareness 9f in 9rder that they might 6e rectified.
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Ten years later, upon leaving juvie, I made the FBI's 10 Most Wanted list.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
autotuned to hell and back
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
it is even worse than all the other terrible songs that have come before
I used to have like 100 odd Savant scrobbles before I reset my last.fm account?
and then i went on like a metal and jazz binge and stuff so I haven't listened for a while.
She she she so excited, in fact.
it's kinda rude to go and ebay a gift imo, but whatevs
And anyways if he ever gets fired then he can go and ebay that shit.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
But don't you want a sword too sweetie
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
The WarCraft people
Part of the conglomerate Activision Blizzard
A conglomerate I wish I owned
All I know is that people who play that have no life, apparently.
With one exception that I can recall, who was the most stereotypical math nerd and 4chan user imaginable.
LIFE IS ONE BIG POE'S LAW