The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

Hexartes · 2012-12-16 16:33:47

Well, I mean you could for example say that you're a fifteen year old girl and not a married man with a child.

Obā-san · 2012-12-16 16:34:25

wait justice isn't a 15 year old girl

Unknown · 2012-12-16 16:35:23

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Corporal Forsythe · 2012-12-16 16:35:58

Kexruct said:
It's funny listening to my mother say that the people I talk to online could be pedophiles.

If you guys are pedophiles, you're very bad it. No offense.

Hexartes · 2012-12-16 16:36:47

Cream said:
Kexruct you figured me out! I was totally going to arrange a meet-up and then kidnap you and do awful things to your body. How did you guess?

Ha! I know you weren't really European!

Obā-san · 2012-12-16 16:37:02

Jumpingzombie · 2012-12-16 16:37:10

Just finished mixing together some scones; they're baking in the oven right now. Feeling slightly better.

Justice4243 · 2012-12-16 16:37:22

Yeah I fly in to Burbank tomorrow, fly out to Japan on Wednesday

Ah cool.

I'm not getting any further than L.A.

I'm going to show off the baby to my mom's side of the family and watch my relatives crack a beer at 11 AM on Christmas while enjoying California weather.

This seemed like a better idea than driving to central Washington and witness any drama that unfolds from my Step-brothers recent divorce and young children dealing with the divorce and possibly being passed from parent to parent.

Hexartes · 2012-12-16 16:37:47

Corporal Forsythe said:

Kexruct said:
It's funny listening to my mother say that the people I talk to online could be pedophiles.

If you guys are pedophiles, you're very bad it. No offense.

That is probably one of the best gifs I've ever seen.

Obā-san · 2012-12-16 16:38:03

Justice4243 · 2012-12-16 16:38:13

Naney said:
wait justice isn't a 15 year old girl

FUCK! They're ON to me!

Obā-san · 2012-12-16 16:38:21

for some reason i never liked scones.

Unknown · 2012-12-16 16:38:37

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Corporal Forsythe · 2012-12-16 16:39:04

Naney said:

how did you run across my family album

Bunny · 2012-12-16 16:39:59

Well there was that time where I was chasing after a 16/17 year old naneykins

but that's more Ephebophilia, and hardly even that

Obā-san · 2012-12-16 16:40:42

and like i was 18 before we met up.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-12-16 16:41:33

is it still pedophilia if you're only a year older than they are.

THIS IS AN IMPORTANT QUESTION.

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-12-16 16:42:16

subject change

so I bought these paintings for gifts, I need to photograph them

Unknown · 2012-12-16 16:43:09

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Salix Babylonika · 2012-12-16 16:44:31

Corporal Forsythe said:

I have to wonder what this guy would think if he knew he was now a reaction shot.

speaking of reaction shots

Obā-san · 2012-12-16 16:45:13

Hel is a black metal concept album based entirely on Fritz Lang’s 1927 silent German expressionist sci-fi classic Metropolis.

this sounds interesting

Unknown · 2012-12-16 16:45:34

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Vriska · 2012-12-16 16:46:12

Naney said:

::::D

Obā-san · 2012-12-16 16:46:48

eh whatevs

let's talk about the colonel's newly procured paintings

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-12-16 16:48:43

Naney said:
eh whatevs

let's talk about the colonel's newly procured paintings

As much as I appreciate the thought, you don't have quite enough authority to award such a field promotion

Bunny · 2012-12-16 16:50:19

hawt

Obā-san · 2012-12-16 16:51:33

Deathonabun said:

hawt

you be fappin to vases bro

Bunny · 2012-12-16 16:52:54

I'll fap to whatever I want, bro

Besides, vases have such wonderful curves~

Obā-san · 2012-12-16 16:53:44

oooh la la

Salix Babylonika · 2012-12-16 16:53:55

Corporal Forsythe said:

Naney said:
As much as I appreciate the thought, you don't have quite enough authority to award such a field promotion

You can be the Colonel of the Heapers' Hangout Armed Forces.

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-12-16 16:57:38

Nah I'm happy just being the Corporal

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-12-16 17:01:25

just stop already people

Obā-san · 2012-12-16 17:02:59

so please tell santa that i'm in heaven

now that's downright mawkish

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-12-16 17:04:17

My idea of heaven is a service uniform and a barracks and it's 4.30pm on a friday and the platoon sergeant just showed up with a keg

Salix Babylonika · 2012-12-16 17:07:58

Corporal Forsythe said:
My idea of heaven is a service uniform and a barracks and it's 4.30pm on a friday and the platoon sergeant just showed up with a keg

Of all the ideas of heaven I've seen, that's a new one.

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-12-16 17:08:56

my idea of hell is being kicked out of the rack the next morning with a hangover for a 6 mile motivational run

Obā-san · 2012-12-16 17:11:21

Salix Babylonika · 2012-12-16 17:12:43

Corporal Forsythe said:
motivational run

I believe this is known in certain circles as "an oxymoron".

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-12-16 17:16:14

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-celebrities-who-get-more-hate-than-they-deserve-part-3/

#4 is for you guys

Obā-san · 2012-12-16 17:18:26

but i'm not really that much of a rock fan, so his reasoning doesn't really work for me at least

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-12-16 17:21:07

Last Christmas, Justin Beiber made a music video that was all steampunked out and that enraged goons and nerds and hipsters

which makes him a swell human being

Obā-san · 2012-12-16 17:21:31

the Beibs is a cool dude fosho.

Bunny · 2012-12-16 17:22:36

Yeah, I mostly hate the Bieber hate

It's pretty dumb

Odradek · 2012-12-16 17:23:28

Salix Babylonika · 2012-12-16 17:26:23

I hated only Bieber's haters before finding out he's apparently one of those "the female body prevents rape" people.

So now I hate him too, just not because of his music which is generic at worst.

Sredni Vashtar · 2012-12-16 17:26:36

I AM RETURNED, WRETHEN IN HOLY FIRE.

Obā-san · 2012-12-16 17:27:15

Mojave Music said:
I hated only Bieber's haters before finding out he's apparently one of those "the female body prevents rape" people.
So now I hate him too, just not because of his music which is generic at worst.

dude he isn't

Rolling Stone misquoted him.

Because DURRRRRRRR ROLLING STONE

Obā-san · 2012-12-16 17:27:56

Sredni Vashtar said:
I AM RETURNED, WRETHEN IN HOLY FIRE.

ohai

Odradek · 2012-12-16 17:28:16

My only problem with Justin Bieber is that he doesn't really have any stage presence or leave any impression on me whatsoever. He doesn't annoy me.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-12-16 17:28:55

Naney said:

Mojave Music said:
dude he isn't
Rolling Stone misquoted him.

Because DURRRRRRRR ROLLING STONE

I suppose that's not too surprising.

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