The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Yarrun XIX

  2012-12-13 13:54:49

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Justice42 said:

  My brother and I shared a computer and I'm fairly certain it had Windows 95 on it.

  
  

  It was a welcome change from having to use boot disks to get games to play.

  Then you remember Encarta Mindmaze, right?
  
  That was the best game.
  
• Justice4243

  2012-12-13 13:57:05

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  Was that the one where the prize was a Mad Libs?

  
  

  'Cause that was the shit.
• Anonus

  2012-12-13 14:18:59

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Naney said:

  My love of ponies is wearing thin.
  
  
  The show is less and less entertaining, and the fandom is getting more and more boring and porn-y.
  

  where are you seeing this

  
  

  i admit the only fandom site i check these days is EQD and that's sparingly
• Imipolex G

  2012-12-13 14:20:39

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  my little porny
  
• Unknown

  2012-12-13 14:23:36

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• Imipolex G

  2012-12-13 14:24:14

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  ooooooooh, is it reading time?
  
• Unknown

  2012-12-13 14:25:20

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• Unknown

  2012-12-13 14:38:41

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• Anonus

  2012-12-13 14:40:07

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  why
• Yarrun XIX

  2012-12-13 14:40:25

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  I'm using alliteration and you can't stop me!
  
• Unknown

  2012-12-13 14:41:12 edited 2012-12-13 14:41:17

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• Misery

  2012-12-13 14:49:16

  The sadness will last forever.

  mmmm cheese
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2012-12-13 14:51:46

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Yarrun said:

  Justice42 said:

  My brother and I shared a computer and I'm fairly certain it had Windows 95 on it.

  
  

  It was a welcome change from having to use boot disks to get games to play.

  Then you remember Encarta Mindmaze, right?
  
  That was the best game.
  

  I never did manage to beat that.
  
• Princess Alice

  2012-12-13 15:12:52

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I've taken to reading books while I'm waiting outside the high school for my brother.

  
  

  It's given me a good 20 minutes or so of extra daily reading time, which is plenty for a chapter or two...

  
  (Yes, I show up 20 minutes early. It's the only easy way to get a decent spot in line.)
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-12-13 15:18:03

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  Btw, CA
  
  That Windows thread may as well be called "How old are you".
  
• Princess Alice

  2012-12-13 15:21:35

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Ace Rimmer said:

  Btw, CA
  
  That Windows thread may as well be called "How old are you".
  

  That's the point, silly.
• Yarrun XIX

  2012-12-13 15:29:38

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  1920.
  
  We're all flappers now.
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-12-13 15:35:55

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  ew, flappers
  
• Obā-san

  2012-12-13 15:40:56

  
  

  but flappers are good
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2012-12-13 15:41:39

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Fine then,
  
  I guess we'll just have to be old-timey gangsters.
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2012-12-13 15:55:22

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  The immortal type or the not-so-immortal type?
  
• Princess Alice

  2012-12-13 16:01:05 edited 2012-12-13 16:01:13

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Easy way to steal from your siblings:

  
  

  1. Pick up whatever it is you're trying to get. (iPod, 3DS, etc.)
  2. Make some remark about it.
  3. Quickly change the subject.
  4. Annoy them until they ask you to leave.
  5. Turn and leave, slipping the item in your pocket as you go.

  
  

  Note: This information is provided for informational purposes only. That means it's only cool if older siblings use it on younger siblings, not the other way around.
• Imipolex G

  2012-12-13 16:28:36

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I wonder if I should have my own thread
  
• Unknown

  2012-12-13 16:28:58

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• Ace Rimmer

  2012-12-13 16:30:43

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  Imipölex G said:

  I wonder if I should have my own thread
  

  You already have your own thread, its called (NSFW) NSFW General.
  
• Obā-san

  2012-12-13 16:36:49

  
  

  
• Obā-san

  2012-12-13 16:37:20

  
  

  BLANT! BLANT! BLANT! BLANT! BLANT! BLANT! BLANT! BLANT-BLANT-BLANT-BLANT-BLANT-BLANT-BLANT-BLANT-BLANT-BLANT-­BLANT-BLANTBLANTBLANTBLANTBLAN­TBLANTBLANTBLANTBLANTBLANTBLAN­T
  bp-BLANT bp-BLANT bp-BLANT bp-BLANT bp-BLANT BLAAAAAAANT! BLAAAAAAANT!
  BLAAAAAAANT! (diggoodiggoodiggoodiggoo) weeeeeeee weeeeeeee weeeee weeee
  we we we we we we we we we
• Corporal Forsythe

  2012-12-13 16:39:13

  Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

  Yarrun said:

  Fine then,
  
  I guess we'll just have to be old-timey gangsters.
  

  I win because I'm the only one here who can use a gun and not shoot myself in the process
• Corporal Forsythe

  2012-12-13 16:39:30

  Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

  
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-12-13 16:44:04

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  Corporal Forsythe said:

  Yarrun said:

  Fine then,
  
  I guess we'll just have to be old-timey gangsters.
  

  I win because I'm the only one here who can use a gun and not shoot myself in the process

  I dont know man, I used to be a decent shot
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-12-13 16:44:34

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Ace Rimmer said:

  Imipölex G said:

  I wonder if I should have my own thread
  

  You already have your own thread, its called (NSFW) NSFW General.
  

  That might count if not for the constant gayness
  
• Princess Alice

  2012-12-13 16:48:03

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Remember the time Imipolex G became Stevie Wonder then filled an entire page to himself
• Corporal Forsythe

  2012-12-13 16:51:16

  Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

  Ace Rimmer said:

  Corporal Forsythe said:

  Yarrun said:

  Fine then,
  
  I guess we'll just have to be old-timey gangsters.
  

  I win because I'm the only one here who can use a gun and not shoot myself in the process

  I dont know man, I used to be a decent shot
  

  Oh really 

  
  

  you learn something new every day
• Corporal Forsythe

  2012-12-13 16:52:25

  Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

  I have to ask because my London friends on FB are going absolutely nuts at the moment: anyone of you in the UK going to see Bigbang?
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-12-13 16:52:50

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  Corporal Forsythe said:

  Ace Rimmer said:

  Corporal Forsythe said:

  Yarrun said:

  Fine then,
  
  I guess we'll just have to be old-timey gangsters.
  

  I win because I'm the only one here who can use a gun and not shoot myself in the process

  I dont know man, I used to be a decent shot
  

  Oh really 

  
  

  you learn something new every day

  Yeah, one of dad's friends collected guns and he said it was okay for me to use them.
  
  Then his daughter got an aggressive form of lupus.
  
• Justice4243

  2012-12-13 16:54:47

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  

  
• lee4hmz

  2012-12-13 16:56:25

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  Justice42 said:

  

  

  
• Unknown

  2012-12-13 16:59:06

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• Obā-san

  2012-12-13 16:59:21

  
  

  
  
  I read this a while back.
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2012-12-13 16:59:21 edited 2012-12-13 16:59:43

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Corporal Forsythe said:

  Yarrun said:

  Fine then,
  
  I guess we'll just have to be old-timey gangsters.
  

  I win because I'm the only one here who can use a gun and not shoot myself in the process
  
  

  Ahem.
• Obā-san

  2012-12-13 16:59:56

  
  

  weeeeell it looks like yer outnumbered corporal
  
• Corporal Forsythe

  2012-12-13 17:00:50

  Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

  lee4hmz said:

  
  

  Justice42 said:

  

  

  

  
• Corporal Forsythe

  2012-12-13 17:05:45

  Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

  Fossilmaiden said:

  
  

  Corporal Forsythe said:

  Yarrun said:

  Fine then,
  
  I guess we'll just have to be old-timey gangsters.
  

  I win because I'm the only one here who can use a gun and not shoot myself in the process
  
  

  Ahem.

  How was I supposed to know
• Unknown

  2012-12-13 17:06:58

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• Salix Babylonika

  2012-12-13 17:08:32

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Corporal Forsythe said:

  Yarrun said:

  I win because I'm the only one here who can use a gun and not shoot myself in the process

  
  
  I've handled a gun before, but not particularly well.
  

  My dad and I had some odd bonding experiences the few times he bothered to see me.
• Justice4243

  2012-12-13 17:08:54

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  Oh Jesus, look at the rating on the Snape and Telletubies one.
• Obā-san

  2012-12-13 17:10:07

  
  

  the Jesus/Hitler one was just kinda poorly paced and boring.
  
• Tre

  2012-12-13 17:10:14 edited 2012-12-13 17:11:23

  
  

  mudafrakkah I'm on my skateboard
  
  watch me do a trick hoe
• Unknown

  2012-12-13 17:11:48 edited 2012-12-13 17:12:21

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• Fossilmaiden

  2012-12-13 17:15:45 edited 2012-12-13 17:16:00

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Corporal Forsythe said:

  How was I supposed to know
  

  I am the granddaughter of farmers. :P (Which you should have deduced by, iunno, ESP or something)