You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Oh, don't get me wrong, I'm definitely pro-book.
But if you truly believe that the last thing children today need is more sweets (and I kinda agree), is it too much to ask that you just don't participate? Insisting on handing out something "healthier" comes off as obnoxious and condescending, as if you're saying you know what's best for everyone.
Hell, even the people who give out those tiny New Testaments with the so-tiny-it-makes-my-eyes-hurt text at least include a fun size Hershey bar or something with them!
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I feel like I need a Christmas-themed avatar but I don't want to part with this Mabel
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
At some point I need to bug IJBM's admins as to how they managed to get something resembling decent timestamps on Vanilla...
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Oh yeah...I'd forgotten about that...
On an unrelated note: I'm not sure I understand why Android 4.2's stopwatch app needs to have a "share" button:
Your name is KURT COBAIN. As was previously mentioned you were the front man for a 1990’s GRUNGE BAND called NIRVANA, and are currently DEAD, via SELF-INFLICTED SHOTGUN WOUND. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You are an avid fan of PUNK ROCK MUSIC, and are a devoted fan of WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS, among other 20TH CENTURY NOVELISTS. You have a fascination with PREGNANCY and THE WOMB, and imagery associated with BIRTH. Along with writing songs, you also like to write POETRY and occasionally DRAW. You keep a DIARY, which you fill with your day-to-day OBSERVATIONS AND MUSINGS. Despite being dead, you still suffer from MANIC DEPRESSION, and you are still in love with your WIFE, despite everybody else saying she is a CRAZY BITCH. Everybody else can kindly FUCK OFF
Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
CA, how is that tablet working out for you, by the way?
I'm asking because my 12-year-old niece is bugging my mom about getting her a laptop and she already has an iPad. I know nothing about pads or tablets, but I'd think that if she already has a iPad, what would she need a laptop for? I'm thinking maybe it's because she wants to be on a computer at the same time mom is and there's only one computer in the house (plus her iPad) and I don't know.
Mom's bugging me about it because the niece wants a macbook or something too expensive and I'm not trying to be a grinch here but mom's budget is feeling the pinch this Christmas too.
Yeah, MacBooks have not kept price parity with other x86 machines at all. It wasn't so bad in 2006, but now, when you can get a decent Windows laptop for $300, it's kind of a joke.
I had a dream last night that I was married and my husband turned into a minotaur. I had to lock him into the bathroom cupboard of our house and then sneak out of our house using several secret passages only I knew about. Then, I had to leave the weird town/community that we lived in because the people running it would have locked me up for being a looney. I escaped with my family (not my real life family) but had to return later for some reason. The entire town's population was gone or had been killed by my husband. Throughout the dream, I felt aware that I wasn't actually the woman but seeing and controlling her actions.
Kinda want to write it down into something. Also, I feel/woke up with a sudden urge to read Borges.
This actually sounds bizarrely like a story someone wrote for a writing class I was in once.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
also I like that my only two likes are 1) an answer to a question I asked where I make myself look like a retard and 2) a sexypic of a chick from a work I have never read
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it appears naney.exe is not responding
THE SUN
*dies*
^it is rather you
welp
Your name is KURT COBAIN. As was previously mentioned you were the
front man for a 1990’s GRUNGE BAND called NIRVANA, and are currently
DEAD, via SELF-INFLICTED SHOTGUN WOUND. You have a variety of INTERESTS.
You are an avid fan of PUNK ROCK MUSIC, and are a devoted fan of
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS, among other 20TH CENTURY NOVELISTS. You have a
fascination with PREGNANCY and THE WOMB, and imagery associated with
BIRTH. Along with writing songs, you also like to write POETRY
and occasionally DRAW. You keep a DIARY, which you fill with your
day-to-day OBSERVATIONS AND MUSINGS. Despite being dead, you still
suffer from MANIC DEPRESSION, and you are still in love with your WIFE,
despite everybody else saying she is a CRAZY BITCH. Everybody else can
kindly FUCK OFF
What will you do?
This won't happen again until 2112, by which time the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx will outlaw it, so make the most of it.
This actually sounds bizarrely like a story someone wrote for a writing class I was in once.
also I am back from Arby's.
Mozzarella Sticks. Nom.
Then again, it was six or seven years ago when I apparently found that out.
We only got them up here fairly recently. It might be a regional difference.
The eggrolls however, they wisely discontinued.
Yo Mojave man
My edit of that one Punisher comic is now so widespread that actual Japanese people are reblogging it.
I am simultaneously proud of myself and a little creeped out.
is there an issue |:|
also I like that my only two likes are 1) an answer to a question I asked where I make myself look like a retard and 2) a sexypic of a chick from a work I have never read
The more I watch this the better it gets.