The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    I am not drunk, but I have every right and reason to be and I find your old meme offensive.

    ...I will stop.  I can be normal, probably.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.


    well that was weird
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Instead of waging war, the leaders of nations should settle disputes and disagreements with mustache-growing contests.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    In the dream dusk
    We walked beside the lake
    We watched the sky move sideways
    And heard the evening break
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Denver: the 1.6 km high city
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    You know, I wonder how insufferable the "mile high" jokes have gotten in Denver since they legalized weed.

    I'll have to ask my Colorado correspondent when he gets up.

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    I seem to be obsessed with miles this afternoon. I wonder why.

    Kinda makes me with the trip counter in my car wasn't constantly stuck at 0000 though.

  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    You cannot escape them.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    > Abnormal Psych final exam grade posted

    > 50/50

    I...what the hell...how did...well then!

  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Congrats.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    you done good ca
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    That's awesome, CA!
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    ^^^ The latter one appeals to me greatly, being a matter of civil liberties, but the former... I understand the appeal of carrying around a handgun in theory, but in practice, I don't and I doubt I ever will.

    I don't like the idea of carrying around a handgun either, because that means I'm in a place that forces me to carry around a handgun.


  • What I wonder, though, is why do weapons need to be concealed? If you're just carrying it around for self defense, it doesn't need to be concealed.
  • A lot of lines from Chick Tracts are hilarious out of context.

    Cathy: Adam and Eve really blew it by disobeying God. And their sin was passed on to us! 
    Tyler: What a bummer!
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    ...

    ...

    aren't you a bit late to this "elvis is satanic" thing?
  • edited 2012-12-11 14:50:08
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    A lot of lines from Chick Tracts are hilarious out of context.
    They're hilarious in context.

  • edited 2012-12-11 14:52:08
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    Oh wow.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Watching part of "Space Thunder Kids", and thinking that this thing is missing PIERRE KIRBY.
  • edited 2012-12-11 14:55:43
    Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Kexruct said:

    What I wonder, though, is why do weapons need to be concealed? If you're just carrying it around for self defense, it doesn't need to be concealed.

    Because on the flipside, there's no good reason not to allow concealed carry.  People with criminal intent don't give two shits about what the law says. 
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    Chick TractsTM are a trademark of Jack ChickTM EnterprisesR. Use of Chick TractsTM in this Chick TractTM was done with the express written permission of Jack ChickTM EnterprisesR.
  • Kexruct said:

    What I wonder, though, is why do weapons need to be concealed? If you're just carrying it around for self defense, it doesn't need to be concealed.

    Because on the flipside, there's no good reason not to allow concealed carry.  People with criminal intent don't give two shits about what the law says. 

    DERP

    Why didn't I think of this?
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    Well, I'm glad we saw who gave him that tract. It's good that we're getting closure.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    AIDs that causes death in a week? Most ineffective contagious disease ever.
  • edited 2012-12-11 14:58:30
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    "Die to self by crucifying your old flesh."

    This wouldn't sound out of place in a poorly-translated Japanese video game.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Yeah, apparently AIDS isn't a disease of slow wasting anymore, it's freaking fulminant liver failure. *facepalm*
  • Then I'll give you a little wedding present... Some AIDS
  • also we have Fossilmaiden nao?


    suhweeet
  • What I find hilarious is how Jack Chick seems to tease his readers by showing things that would've made for more interesting stories, and then doing something stupid and moral panic-y.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Back when that tract was written (I'm guessing the mid-80's when the whole fear of rock music nonsense was in full swing) AIDS was still an enigmatic disease and due to not knowing how to treat it, typically a fast-killing one. 
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

    ^^^ The latter one appeals to me greatly, being a matter of civil liberties, but the former... I understand the appeal of carrying around a handgun in theory, but in practice, I don't and I doubt I ever will.

    I don't like the idea of carrying around a handgun either, because that means I'm in a place that forces me to carry around a handgun.


    Thats quite interesting.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Oh, okay, I didn't know it was that old.
  • Back when that tract was written (I'm guessing the mid-80's when the whole fear of rock music nonsense was in full swing) AIDS was still an enigmatic disease and due to not knowing how to treat it, typically a fast-killing one. 

    Oh, I didn't realize this was done in the 80's. I just sort of assume Chick is behind the times at all times.
  • I'm in all of your homes right at this moment.
  • edited 2012-12-11 15:03:52
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
     I just sort of assume Chick is behind the times at all times.
    Well, he kinda is.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Kexruct said:



    Oh, I didn't realize this was done in the 80's. I just sort of assume Chick is behind the times at all times.

    Jack Chick fought in World War II. He's been behind the times since the Beatles were new. 
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch


    snoooooooop
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Just looked it up, the tract is apparently from '89. Which I believe may have been the same year The Sun ran the headline "OFFICIAL: STRAIGHT SEX CANNOT GIVE YOU AIDS!"
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    the mid-80's when the whole fear of rock music nonsense was in full swing

    As late as that?  Wow.

    I wouldn't have guessed.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Also, from Wikipedia:

    After the diagnosis of AIDS, if treatment is not available, survival ranges between 6 and 19 months.

    So yeah, AIDS that kills in a week is still pretty unbelievable. 
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I remember being shown an anti-rock "documentary" in church circa 1992...it was certainly still going then
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    It was wasted on me, though. I was too young, or something.

    Now I listen to death metal
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Might've been this one
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    My dad listens to rock music all the time and he goes to church.  I guess I just assumed nobody had been bothered by it for a long time.
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