The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    what's so bad about your uncle
  • KJIKJI
    Yeah... yeah!!! hell yeah!!!
    LITERAL NAZI DETERGENT LITERAL FU MANCHU TOFU DRAGON AND THEY'RE FINE WITH IT

    COCAINE HERE I COME
  • He owns the place

    I think we have literally never payed rent ever

    If he's here, he must have something to take up with my mom
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    KJI said:

    LITERAL NAZI DETERGENT LITERAL FU MANCHU TOFU DRAGON AND THEY'RE FINE WITH IT


    COCAINE HERE I COME
    go read #4, it was written just for you
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    He owns the place

    I think we have literally never payed rent ever

    If he's here, he must have something to take up with my mom

    Oh. Ugh. 
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    We all have flaws.

    Fouria, you have flaws, but being condescending is not one of them.  Don't be so hard on yourself.

    Methinks that you should relax, just act naturally, and you'll be fine; we do like having you around.

    Well, except me, for, you know, I kind of despise you for that, but I respect you and like having you around.

    Stop putting so much effort into trying to be somebody decent.  You're already a decent person.

    Anyways, goodnight, heapsters and tropers.  May you all find what you are looking for.  Resurgam.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    I was alerted in my campus email that our mascot is in some sort of competition for best mascot


    I don't think you're gonna win, Raider Red
  • edited 2012-12-10 22:58:03
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Hm.  OK.

    Well, thank you Aliroz.  You're pretty cool, you know that?  Good night, then.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I want a Vivian plushie
  • edited 2012-12-10 23:01:50

    well, turns out his doorknob broke and so he took ours


    also i went downstairs to his place because i was supposed to see if I could get a Wi-Fi connection there because i was supposed to for some reason.


    jeez his place has gotten worse somehow
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    That's a thing I dug
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    How could I leave for almost an hour and nobody's said nothin'
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I dunno

    School?

    Also for some reason the fact that the movie business is very much about money fascinates me

    Makes me think of the Angry Birds franchise

    Rovio seems so over-ambitious with that to me
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    The fact that the movie business is about money decreases my already-low interest in movies.
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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    i am bowser now
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    The fact that the movie business is about money decreases my already-low interest in movies.

    I feel the same way but I can't resist a good popcorn movie like the Brendan Fraser Mummy series
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    EGLIN AIR FORCE BASE, FL – Airman were shocked last week when the Wing Commander of the 53rd Wing came out of the closet as a heterosexual to a packed auditorium during a commander’s call.

    Sources close to Colonel Churchill say that she has always been a very private person, preferring to focus on the mission rather than go into details about her personal life while on the job. The vacuum of information left most people to assume what they thought was obvious, based on her short, practical haircut, makeup-free face, and ugly, ill-fitting civilian clothes that she frequently wore during informal morale functions.

    “She mentioned her ‘spouse’ once, but, you know, we thought she was referring to her partner,” recalled Captain Brian Nickel, the Wing Executive Officer, using air quotes when he said the word “spouse”.

    “She also said something a few times about her three kids, but we thought she was talking about her cats.”
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    “I don’t know if I feel comfortable being around her anymore,” one male Airman, who asked to remain anonymous, admitted. “I mean, every time she looks at me, I’ll wonder if she’s undressing me with her eyes, or doing something sexual to me in her mind.”
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    holy shitcakes, straight women in the military
  • http://www.theonionavclub.com/

    The old AV Club website has been hacked and it seems that nobody on the planet has noticed. I wonder how long that's been up there.
  • edited 2012-12-11 01:03:33
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    is anybody here

    this place seems to slow down at night more than it used to

    i know, school, but still

    ^oh, hello
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Whenever I think of controversy about sexuality in any part of our society, I can't help but think of CWC's video plea to Unilever to place a disclaimer on all AXE products that they are intended only for use by straight men
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    but they wouldn't do that

    excluding gays would mean excluding their money and it would be wrong anyway
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Anonus said:

    but they wouldn't do that


    excluding gays would mean excluding their money and it would be wrong anyway
    well yeah I know, it was such a ridiculous proposition by Chris to not only think that they'd actually do such a thing

    but also the expectation on his part that gay men (the few who do use such a product from what I understand) would read such a disclaimer and obey it
  • WARNING: IF YOU ARE A HOMO DON'T BUY THIS
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Of course, as previously noted, this is the same person that screams and cries about being straight while doing certain things that are bisexual at least.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Oh boy my favorite gay anthem, It's Raining Men, finally on iTunes, wait what's this little disclaim... "not for sale to the homos"   NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    well hello everyone

    how's everyone on my favorite bisexual forum
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Anyway, it's 1:30 AM and I should really call it a night. Later!
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    image
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Good night Lee.

    I am very bisexual, Imi

    ...there are no positive bi stereotypes, are there :(
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ...probably not, unfortunately.

    Then again, who likes stereotypes?

    "Airman" makes me think of Air Man from Mega Man 2, YNTKT
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Anonus said:


    ...there are no positive bi stereotypes, are there :(
    you mean like how completely gay men have impeccable taste and design sense?

    none that I can think of that I'd ever heard of for bisexuals, to be honest
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.


    Then again, who likes stereotypes?

    there are positive stereotypes, like I just mentioned above

    I mean how would you argue with that

    "Oh yeah, well FYI bigot, I happen to know a few gay men who couldn't decorate a room to save their lives!"

    "Not all asians are smart, asshole, just the other day I saw one fail a pre-algebra exam!"
  • Work tonight was fucking horrific.

    First of all, we got nearly twice the amount of usual stock delivered. Here's why. Normally, we get three trucks a night. Two on a really slow day. Three times a week, we get an extra truck containing slow-selling items. There's one truck for Air Care and Organic Foods, and another truck for Candy and Spices. Now, every once and a great while both of these trucks come at the same time. Tonight, that happened.

    On top of this, one of the drivers who was supposed to deliver their stock to Wilkes-Barre, another store that is several counties away, arrived at our store by mistake. So we had to deal with his stuff too, which was made exponentially worse by the fact that the dude was a complete douchebag (quote: "I get paid either way, and don't really care if you have to do more work. Stop whining.") So, after we finally load up all the runners, count the cases on them, and push them out on the floor, it's 10:45 PM, keep in mind we're supposed to be done with breakdown by 9:30 at the latest

    Then, someone higher up on the managing scale decided we needed to test our new alarms right the fuck now, goddammit. So we had a security drill with no prior warning whatsoever. That was at 11PM, and we were forced to stand outside, in the fucking rain, wind, and nighttime-in-December cold for half a goddamn hour while they decided that yes, the alarms were in fact working properly. By the time I get back to my station, it's almost 12PM (keep in mind I leave at 12:30). So I had a little over half an hour to get the following sections done;

    • 2 Liter Sodas
    • Canned Sodas
    • Glass Bottle & Imported Sodas
    • Bluecap Seltzer Waters & Tonics
    • Yellowcap Seltzer Waters & Tonics
    • Arizona Brand Teas & Lemonades

    this all totaled to well over 120 cases. Now, the average "throwing speed" (how fast you're expected to put your cases up, or "throw" them) is sixty cases an hour. I had to do almost four times that work. 

    I actually got all of it sans the Arizonas done. And I actually managed to not get chewed out, for once.

    However, when I went to leave, I found that the construction crew (our store is undergoing rennovation and has been for months) had fucking blocked off both entrances, trapping customers inside and preventing new customers from entering the store, I don't think I need to explain why you're not supposed to do that. So I had to file a complaint against them in the office so that someone could take care of it, and then someone had to unlock the emergency exit so I and about 30 customers could fucking leave.

    Ugh. Also someone left because they were feeling sick. So I'm sure it's still pure chaos in there.

    How much time would it take to get a decent grasp for learning how to play Magic? I've always been interested in learning, but never devoted any time to it.

    A day or so, max? Not as difficult as a lot of people make it seem.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Well the only one I know of is that bisexuals are desperate and/or can't pick "one or the other" and as such our identity is invalid and we don't exist

    >:(
  • Aliroz_ said:

    People tell me that I have pretty hair.

    Or, rather, they did, up until about five years ago, when my hair started to change colour.  Now it seems to be in-between two colors, the old one that I adore, and a different one that I despise.

    I really hope that my hair goes back to how it was when I was younger; it was one of the things I really liked about myself.  As is, it could go either way.  At least my eyebrows have kept the old colour.  My loyal old bushy eyebrows.

    As for my eyes, I like their colour, though if they could decide which colour they really are instead of looking like one colour in one light and looking like another in another light, it would be better.  It's awkward not knowing what eye colour you have.

    Apparently, I have wide eyes, and I can sometimes see just fine in slightly-dim light where other people need to turn more lights on.  That is kind of fitting for a wide-eyed idealist who sees things as brighter and lighter than they really are; which, I guess, is me.

    My ears are scruffy, and people ask me if a dog has chewed on them.  I was born with scruffy ears, and beside, a squiggle border for the rim is much more interesting than a smooth edge.

    Interesting. Never heard of anyone with squiggle ears.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Anonus said:

    Well the only one I know of is that bisexuals are desperate and/or can't pick "one or the other" and as such our identity is invalid and we don't exist


    >:(
    you asked for positive stereotypes though

    that one, I've heard of many times
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Your store really sucks, Mojave.

    I mean, that's all I have to say
  • Work tonight was fucking horrific.

    First of all, we got nearly twice the amount of usual stock delivered. Here's why. Normally, we get three trucks a night. Two on a really slow day. Three times a week, we get an extra truck containing slow-selling items. There's one truck for Air Care and Organic Foods, and another truck for Candy and Spices. Now, every once and a great while both of these trucks come at the same time. Tonight, that happened.

    On top of this, one of the drivers who was supposed to deliver their stock to Wilkes-Barre, another store that is several counties away, arrived at our store by mistake. So we had to deal with his stuff too, which was made exponentially worse by the fact that the dude was a complete douchebag (quote: "I get paid either way, and don't really care if you have to do more work. Stop whining.") So, after we finally load up all the runners, count the cases on them, and push them out on the floor, it's 10:45 PM, keep in mind we're supposed to be done with breakdown by 9:30 at the latest

    Then, someone higher up on the managing scale decided we needed to test our new alarms right the fuck now, goddammit. So we had a security drill with no prior warning whatsoever. That was at 11PM, and we were forced to stand outside, in the fucking rain, wind, and nighttime-in-December cold for half a goddamn hour while they decided that yes, the alarms were in fact working properly. By the time I get back to my station, it's almost 12PM (keep in mind I leave at 12:30). So I had a little over half an hour to get the following sections done;

    • 2 Liter Sodas
    • Canned Sodas
    • Glass Bottle & Imported Sodas
    • Bluecap Seltzer Waters & Tonics
    • Yellowcap Seltzer Waters & Tonics
    • Arizona Brand Teas & Lemonades

    this all totaled to well over 120 cases. Now, the average "throwing speed" (how fast you're expected to put your cases up, or "throw" them) is sixty cases an hour. I had to do almost four times that work. 

    I actually got all of it sans the Arizonas done. And I actually managed to not get chewed out, for once.

    However, when I went to leave, I found that the construction crew (our store is undergoing rennovation and has been for months) had fucking blocked off both entrances, trapping customers inside and preventing new customers from entering the store, I don't think I need to explain why you're not supposed to do that. So I had to file a complaint against them in the office so that someone could take care of it, and then someone had to unlock the emergency exit so I and about 30 customers could fucking leave.

    Ugh. Also someone left because they were feeling sick. So I'm sure it's still pure chaos in there.

    How much time would it take to get a decent grasp for learning how to play Magic? I've always been interested in learning, but never devoted any time to it.

    A day or so, max? Not as difficult as a lot of people make it seem.
    Oh, you poor dear.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I'm sorry, Mojave...
  • Oh, sorry. 

    And no, I am not a still-frame of Alice in Wonderland? ._.

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I've seen some, uh, unfortunate situations where I work, but never that much of an avalanche of bullshit
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    Oh, sorry. 

    And no, I am not a still-frame of Alice in Wonderland? ._.

    He meant the music
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