Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
EGLIN AIR FORCE BASE, FL – Airman were shocked last week when the Wing Commander of the 53rd Wing came out of the closet as a heterosexual to a packed auditorium during a commander’s call.
Sources close to Colonel Churchill say that she has always been a very private person, preferring to focus on the mission rather than go into details about her personal life while on the job. The vacuum of information left most people to assume what they thought was obvious, based on her short, practical haircut, makeup-free face, and ugly, ill-fitting civilian clothes that she frequently wore during informal morale functions.
“She mentioned her ‘spouse’ once, but, you know, we thought she was referring to her partner,” recalled Captain Brian Nickel, the Wing Executive Officer, using air quotes when he said the word “spouse”.
“She also said something a few times about her three kids, but we thought she was talking about her cats.”
Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
“I don’t know if I feel comfortable being around her anymore,” one male Airman, who asked to remain anonymous, admitted. “I mean, every time she looks at me, I’ll wonder if she’s undressing me with her eyes, or doing something sexual to me in her mind.”
Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
Whenever I think of controversy about sexuality in any part of our society, I can't help but think of CWC's video plea to Unilever to place a disclaimer on all AXE products that they are intended only for use by straight men
Of course, as previously noted, this is the same person that screams and cries about being straight while doing certain things that are bisexual at least.
Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
Oh boy my favorite gay anthem, It's Raining Men, finally on iTunes, wait what's this little disclaim... "not for sale to the homos" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
First of all, we got nearly twice the amount of usual stock delivered. Here's why. Normally, we get three trucks a night. Two on a really slow day. Three times a week, we get an extra truck containing slow-selling items. There's one truck for Air Care and Organic Foods, and another truck for Candy and Spices. Now, every once and a great while both of these trucks come at the same time. Tonight, that happened.
On top of this, one of the drivers who was supposed to deliver their stock to Wilkes-Barre, another store that is several counties away, arrived at our store by mistake. So we had to deal with his stuff too, which was made exponentially worse by the fact that the dude was a complete douchebag (quote: "I get paid either way, and don't really care if you have to do more work. Stop whining.") So, after we finally load up all the runners, count the cases on them, and push them out on the floor, it's 10:45 PM, keep in mind we're supposed to be done with breakdown by 9:30 at the latest.
Then, someone higher up on the managing scale decided we needed to test our new alarms right the fuck now, goddammit. So we had a security drill with no prior warning whatsoever. That was at 11PM, and we were forced to stand outside, in the fucking rain, wind, and nighttime-in-December cold for half a goddamn hour while they decided that yes, the alarms were in fact working properly. By the time I get back to my station, it's almost 12PM (keep in mind I leave at 12:30). So I had a little over half an hour to get the following sections done;
2 Liter Sodas
Canned Sodas
Glass Bottle & Imported Sodas
Bluecap Seltzer Waters & Tonics
Yellowcap Seltzer Waters & Tonics
Arizona Brand Teas & Lemonades
this all totaled to well over 120 cases. Now, the average "throwing speed" (how fast you're expected to put your cases up, or "throw" them) is sixty cases an hour. I had to do almost four times that work.
I actually got all of it sans the Arizonas done. And I actually managed to not get chewed out, for once.
However, when I went to leave, I found that the construction crew (our store is undergoing rennovation and has been for months) had fucking blocked off both entrances, trapping customers inside and preventing new customers from entering the store, I don't think I need to explain why you're not supposed to do that. So I had to file a complaint against them in the office so that someone could take care of it, and then someone had to unlock the emergency exit so I and about 30 customers could fucking leave.
Ugh. Also someone left because they were feeling sick. So I'm sure it's still pure chaos in there.
How much time would it take to get a decent grasp for learning how to play Magic? I've always been interested in learning, but never devoted any time to it.
A day or so, max? Not as difficult as a lot of people make it seem.
I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
Well the only one I know of is that bisexuals are desperate and/or can't pick "one or the other" and as such our identity is invalid and we don't exist
Or, rather, they did, up until about five years ago, when my hair started to change colour. Now it seems to be in-between two colors, the old one that I adore, and a different one that I despise.
I really hope that my hair goes back to how it was when I was younger; it was one of the things I really liked about myself. As is, it could go either way. At least my eyebrows have kept the old colour. My loyal old bushy eyebrows.
As for my eyes, I like their colour, though if they could decide which colour they really are instead of looking like one colour in one light and looking like another in another light, it would be better. It's awkward not knowing what eye colour you have.
Apparently, I have wide eyes, and I can sometimes see just fine in slightly-dim light where other people need to turn more lights on. That is kind of fitting for a wide-eyed idealist who sees things as brighter and lighter than they really are; which, I guess, is me.
My ears are scruffy, and people ask me if a dog has chewed on them. I was born with scruffy ears, and beside, a squiggle border for the rim is much more interesting than a smooth edge.
Interesting. Never heard of anyone with squiggle ears.
Well the only one I know of is that bisexuals are desperate and/or can't pick "one or the other" and as such our identity is invalid and we don't exist
First of all, we got nearly twice the amount of usual stock delivered. Here's why. Normally, we get three trucks a night. Two on a really slow day. Three times a week, we get an extra truck containing slow-selling items. There's one truck for Air Care and Organic Foods, and another truck for Candy and Spices. Now, every once and a great while both of these trucks come at the same time. Tonight, that happened.
On top of this, one of the drivers who was supposed to deliver their stock to Wilkes-Barre, another store that is several counties away, arrived at our store by mistake. So we had to deal with his stuff too, which was made exponentially worse by the fact that the dude was a complete douchebag (quote: "I get paid either way, and don't really care if you have to do more work. Stop whining.") So, after we finally load up all the runners, count the cases on them, and push them out on the floor, it's 10:45 PM, keep in mind we're supposed to be done with breakdown by 9:30 at the latest.
Then, someone higher up on the managing scale decided we needed to test our new alarms right the fuck now, goddammit. So we had a security drill with no prior warning whatsoever. That was at 11PM, and we were forced to stand outside, in the fucking rain, wind, and nighttime-in-December cold for half a goddamn hour while they decided that yes, the alarms were in fact working properly. By the time I get back to my station, it's almost 12PM (keep in mind I leave at 12:30). So I had a little over half an hour to get the following sections done;
2 Liter Sodas
Canned Sodas
Glass Bottle & Imported Sodas
Bluecap Seltzer Waters & Tonics
Yellowcap Seltzer Waters & Tonics
Arizona Brand Teas & Lemonades
this all totaled to well over 120 cases. Now, the average "throwing speed" (how fast you're expected to put your cases up, or "throw" them) is sixty cases an hour. I had to do almost four times that work.
I actually got all of it sans the Arizonas done. And I actually managed to not get chewed out, for once.
However, when I went to leave, I found that the construction crew (our store is undergoing rennovation and has been for months) had fucking blocked off both entrances, trapping customers inside and preventing new customers from entering the store, I don't think I need to explain why you're not supposed to do that. So I had to file a complaint against them in the office so that someone could take care of it, and then someone had to unlock the emergency exit so I and about 30 customers could fucking leave.
Ugh. Also someone left because they were feeling sick. So I'm sure it's still pure chaos in there.
How much time would it take to get a decent grasp for learning how to play Magic? I've always been interested in learning, but never devoted any time to it.
A day or so, max? Not as difficult as a lot of people make it seem.
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I think we have literally never payed rent ever
If he's here, he must have something to take up with my mom
Fouria, you have flaws, but being condescending is not one of them. Don't be so hard on yourself.
Methinks that you should relax, just act naturally, and you'll be fine; we do like having you around.
Well, except me, for, you know, I kind of despise you for that, but I respect you and like having you around.
Stop putting so much effort into trying to be somebody decent. You're already a decent person.
Anyways, goodnight, heapsters and tropers. May you all find what you are looking for. Resurgam.
Well, thank you Aliroz. You're pretty cool, you know that? Good night, then.
also i went downstairs to his place because i was supposed to see if I could get a Wi-Fi connection there because i was supposed to for some reason.
jeez his place has gotten worse somehow
Sources close to Colonel Churchill say that she has always been a very private person, preferring to focus on the mission rather than go into details about her personal life while on the job. The vacuum of information left most people to assume what they thought was obvious, based on her short, practical haircut, makeup-free face, and ugly, ill-fitting civilian clothes that she frequently wore during informal morale functions.
“She mentioned her ‘spouse’ once, but, you know, we thought she was referring to her partner,” recalled Captain Brian Nickel, the Wing Executive Officer, using air quotes when he said the word “spouse”.
“She also said something a few times about her three kids, but we thought she was talking about her cats.”
The old AV Club website has been hacked and it seems that nobody on the planet has noticed. I wonder how long that's been up there.
how's everyone on my favorite bisexual forum
Then again, who likes stereotypes?
"Airman" makes me think of Air Man from Mega Man 2, YNTKT
Work tonight was fucking horrific.
First of all, we got nearly twice the amount of usual stock delivered. Here's why. Normally, we get three trucks a night. Two on a really slow day. Three times a week, we get an extra truck containing slow-selling items. There's one truck for Air Care and Organic Foods, and another truck for Candy and Spices. Now, every once and a great while both of these trucks come at the same time. Tonight, that happened.
On top of this, one of the drivers who was supposed to deliver their stock to Wilkes-Barre, another store that is several counties away, arrived at our store by mistake. So we had to deal with his stuff too, which was made exponentially worse by the fact that the dude was a complete douchebag (quote: "I get paid either way, and don't really care if you have to do more work. Stop whining.") So, after we finally load up all the runners, count the cases on them, and push them out on the floor, it's 10:45 PM, keep in mind we're supposed to be done with breakdown by 9:30 at the latest.
Then, someone higher up on the managing scale decided we needed to test our new alarms right the fuck now, goddammit. So we had a security drill with no prior warning whatsoever. That was at 11PM, and we were forced to stand outside, in the fucking rain, wind, and nighttime-in-December cold for half a goddamn hour while they decided that yes, the alarms were in fact working properly. By the time I get back to my station, it's almost 12PM (keep in mind I leave at 12:30). So I had a little over half an hour to get the following sections done;
this all totaled to well over 120 cases. Now, the average "throwing speed" (how fast you're expected to put your cases up, or "throw" them) is sixty cases an hour. I had to do almost four times that work.
I actually got all of it sans the Arizonas done. And I actually managed to not get chewed out, for once.
However, when I went to leave, I found that the construction crew (our store is undergoing rennovation and has been for months) had fucking blocked off both entrances, trapping customers inside and preventing new customers from entering the store, I don't think I need to explain why you're not supposed to do that. So I had to file a complaint against them in the office so that someone could take care of it, and then someone had to unlock the emergency exit so I and about 30 customers could fucking leave.
Ugh. Also someone left because they were feeling sick. So I'm sure it's still pure chaos in there.
A day or so, max? Not as difficult as a lot of people make it seem.Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
I mean, that's all I have to say
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
-_-'
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Sorry, I was trying to be sincere.
Oh, sorry.
And no, I am not a still-frame of Alice in Wonderland? ._.