You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
This is slightly fascinating, since it could be read in two different ways depending on the political stance of the author. Read it pretending the author is a liberal, without changing the content of the strip itself - you still get a joke, but a slightly different one.
Chuck Asay is the same arsehole who made the comic which compared Norway of a 1000 years ago to Norway of 2011, and unironically praised the Norway of a 1000 years ago.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
breakfast is the most important meal of the day kids, here have some cereal branded after a candy and injected artificially with a bunch of vitamins for this very important meal
I have to imagine most British would have a hard time in America solely because you can't buy Weetabix in most places, and the few you can, it's like $9.00 a box because it's "imported".
This same price gouging is the only reason I don't buy IRN BRU.
Richard the Lionheart, like all Plantagenet kings, spoke no English. Richard mostly spoke French when conversing, and Latin when seeing to legal and religious matters. In fact, the first recorded use of the "Richard the Lionheart" nickname was in French. If we called him as he would have called himself, as his peers would have called him, we would call him "Richard Coeur de Lion". Richard Coeur de Lion rebelled against his father, Henry II.
Strangely enough, the only son of Henry II Plantagenet that didn't at any time plot against him in some way, support his enemies, was his illegitimate son Geoffrey (unless you count those of his kids who died before adulthood, or were, when the revolutions happened, too young to be involved in warfare/scheming).
Dang, ten kids, and on your deathbed, you end up cursing all of them but one?
Maybe you should have treated Eleanor of Aquitaine better, dude. Maybe if you had treated your kids better they wouldn't have sided with her when she incited a rebellion against you.
Oh, don't you look so innocent, Eleanor. I can see that smug little grin and eyebrow raise. You don't fool me for a second.
apparently another jackass in Okinawa got ripped drunk and wrecked their car there
I would be wholly unsurprised if I knew this person.
I don't suppose it was one Thomas Miles, was it?
No idea. I don't think they released the troop's name yet.
Probably the most jacked up incident I can remember was some years back a drunk Marine on his way back to 29 Palms base (between LA and Vegas, basically) hit and killed a furry on his scooter or motorcycle or something
apparently another jackass in Okinawa got ripped drunk and wrecked their car there
I would be wholly unsurprised if I knew this person.
I don't suppose it was one Thomas Miles, was it?
No idea. I don't think they released the troop's name yet.
Probably the most jacked up incident I can remember was some years back a drunk Marine on his way back to 29 Palms base (between LA and Vegas, basically) hit and killed a furry on his scooter or motorcycle or something
Wait. Do you mean furry as in 'furred animal' or furry as in 'person wearing a fursuit'?
Ugh, can't concentrate a few hours before my first final. And my friend just told me he probably has a stomach virus or something (we were going to study together this weekend, but he had to bail twice because he felt lousy) and now I'm kinda worried about that, too.
Ugh, can't concentrate a few hours before my first final. And my friend just told me he probably has a stomach virus or something (we were going to study together this weekend, but he had to bail twice because he felt lousy) and now I'm kinda worried about that, too.
The finals for my two hardest classes were back-to-back on friday. I think I did pretty well though
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2d men hooray
:(
It's still not a good joke, of course.
hey guys I found the internet
people who have a regular life are boring
people who have no life are boring
as usual it is the in betweens and the grey areas that prove to be the most interesting
why would you do this.
Buy British.
I have to imagine most British would have a hard time in America solely because you can't buy Weetabix in most places, and the few you can, it's like $9.00 a box because it's "imported".
This same price gouging is the only reason I don't buy IRN BRU.
>$9.00 a box
That's criminal! D:
It's a horror game that realizes what is truly the most horrifying thing in the world: class structures and British children.
Oh god no
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Richard the Lionheart, like all Plantagenet kings, spoke no English. Richard mostly spoke French when conversing, and Latin when seeing to legal and religious matters. In fact, the first recorded use of the "Richard the Lionheart" nickname was in French. If we called him as he would have called himself, as his peers would have called him, we would call him "Richard Coeur de Lion". Richard Coeur de Lion rebelled against his father, Henry II.
Strangely enough, the only son of Henry II Plantagenet that didn't at any time plot against him in some way, support his enemies, was his illegitimate son Geoffrey (unless you count those of his kids who died before adulthood, or were, when the revolutions happened, too young to be involved in warfare/scheming).
Dang, ten kids, and on your deathbed, you end up cursing all of them but one?
Maybe you should have treated Eleanor of Aquitaine better, dude. Maybe if you had treated your kids better they wouldn't have sided with her when she incited a rebellion against you.
Oh, don't you look so innocent, Eleanor. I can see that smug little grin and eyebrow raise. You don't fool me for a second.
I would be wholly unsurprised if I knew this person.
I don't suppose it was one Thomas Miles, was it?
The children of Eleanor and Henry II.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead