The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • KJIKJI
    Yeah... yeah!!! hell yeah!!!
    1Front (feat. Kendrick Lamar, Joey Bada$$, Yelawolf, Danny Brown, Action Bronson & Big K.R.I.T.)
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Aliroz_ said:

    Back in the medieval era (or at least from the 11th century to the 15th) in Europe and England (or at least Western Europe and England), many people wore shoes.  These non-barefoot people mostly bought their shoes from the local Cordwainer, who had been trained in the business for many years and possibly almost his entire life; if it was a family business.

    Cordwainers made individual shoes, for one individual person, and their lives depended on how well they sold, and their sale depended on how well they made shoes, so their lives depended on how well they made shoes.  These were insanely specialized people, they had one and only one trade.

    Nowadays, in this age of mass-production and interchangeable parts, we think of shoes as being interchangeable.  Anyone with the same shoe size can wear your shoes as comfortably as you wear them, because it's sort of a one-size-fits-all thing.  It wasn't always like that, though.

    Back in the day, you had a professional Cordwainer, taking the measurements of your foot, and making a shoe specifically for you and no one else.  Each toe, each callus, corn, bump, or wart, was important.  These shoes basically felt like walking around barefoot, they fit so very well.  Of course, they'd be slightly big so your feet had room to grow.  These shoes would have to keep your feet warm in the dead of winter, in the days before most people had all these fancy ventilation systems to keep them warm.  Firm and supple, soft yet strong, a perfect fit for your foot, and if you found a good enough cordwainer, you could choose the color!  If you had a fantastic Cordwainer, you could have your shoes scented to smell like lilies. 

    Remember, these were the days when people walked a lot more than they did now, and typically couldn't have loads and loads and loads of shoes.  That one pair was important, it was to last long and feel comfortable for years.  Any small mistake, over years, would become very bothersome, like a pebble in a boot becomes bothersome when you walk up the mountain.  It needs to be more comfortable than your customer's own feet, because if it isn't, why would your customer buy your shoes?

    So, yeah, ever since mass-production, the quality of shoes has gone very much down.  I don't think any of us really realize what sort of shoes they had in the middle ages.

    So, yeah, Cinderella being identified by her shoe?  Not actually that unlikely.  A shoe was individual to a foot, and a foot is as individual to a person as a hand or face

    We need a "like" button.
  • image

    Why was the guy playing Angry Birds beheaded?
  • Because he was not a true gamer


    Survival of the fittest BEYOTCH
  • The Great Mouse Detective 



    is on Netflix
  • finally told my parents they’re gay

    Oh


    Snap
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    The Great Mouse Detective 




    is on Netflix
    Yeah

    Disney signed a new deal with them

    Maybe the other studios will follow their lead, as Disney knows where the program is
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Yeah that's true

    Disney has never been obstinate about going where the cash is
  • tell your grandparents that theyre gay, steal their money and run away

  • only just realised that naneys avatar isnt a weird frogpony
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    image
  • edited 2012-12-07 19:58:31

    i've been meaning to change it because i realized it looks like a frog but i have not yet figured out to what
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    Yeah that's true


    Disney has never been obstinate about going where the cash is
    Starz could have given them said cash but they opted not to

    So Netflix provided it instead, thus shooting another hole in the old media

    (Starz is the only one of those big premium networks that isn't owned by a media conglomerate, which probably hurt them)
  • That art style reminds me of Penny Arcade.
  • 3rd san pellegrino blood orange drink of the night, i think this is going to be the new thing that i end up drinking stupidly unhealthy amounts of it constantly until i become sick of it
  • oh and also finally real snow
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    your big chance to get away from it all
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Admittedly I do wish there was more consistency between states sometimes.

    Are you allowed to turn right while a traffic light's showing a red right-arrow? Depending on what state you're in, the answer is either "of course you are", "of course you're not", or "who's ever heard of a red arrow?"
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Yay, I'm someone's favorite!
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    oh and also finally real snow
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Also, my mother actually ran into some trouble with the front plate thing a couple months ago. She bought a car from out of state and it didn't have any place to mount the front plate.

    So she and Dad looked for the proper bracket at about two junkyards, then declared it "impossible to find" and paid a dealer $40 to install a $2 piece of plastic.

    why am i related to these people
  • Hello again, Squid of the ever-changing name.

    Also I went to a Japanese restaurant with my friends. YNTKT
  • edited 2012-12-07 20:20:37
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    @ Mr. Truant: e621.net images never actually embed, FYI.

    I wouldn't care to say anything since it's easy enough to drag them to a new tab, except the site runs NSFW ads so should maybe be tagged as such?  Although I guess you're not actually linking anything so maybe it doesn't matter.
  • oh yeah, forgot about that sorry. >.<
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    thunder
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  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    sunn wolf said:

    3rd san pellegrino blood orange drink of the night, i think this is going to be the new thing that i end up drinking stupidly unhealthy amounts of it constantly until i become sick of it

    Nah just run 5-6 miles in the morning, throw it up, and you'll be ready to destroy your liver again long before evening decides to show up
  • It's storming out. Hope the power does not go out.
  • edited 2012-12-07 20:41:32
    Cream said:

    Hello Kexruct of the never-changing name of Kingdom Hearts-inspired conventions. :)

    I kind of want to Nobody-ify other people's names. But I don't know who'd be interested enough to take me up on the offer.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ^^That would suck...
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    mammals
  • Anonus said:

    ^^That would suck...

    Especially since I'm not nearly close to finishing this essay.
  • edited 2012-12-07 20:43:36


    That's a very messy house.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    OH SHIT YOUR NAME IS ALL ORGANIZATION XII-ified

    I NEVER REALIZED THAT EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  • Hey Tre, remember when you thought you were late to the punch when you figured that out on your own? 

    You were wrong. 
  • oh jesus, there's sirens going off.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I hope you're okay, JZ.
  • My name would be weird unless you went with Trevor.

    Then I could be Vortrex! :P
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Yeaaaaaaaaaah


    I'm pretty stupid sometimes.
  • Yeaaaaaaaaaah



    I'm pretty stupid sometimes.
    are not 8<
  • sunn wolf said:

    3rd san pellegrino blood orange drink of the night, i think this is going to be the new thing that i end up drinking stupidly unhealthy amounts of it constantly until i become sick of it

    Nah just run 5-6 miles in the morning, throw it up, and you'll be ready to destroy your liver again long before evening decides to show up



    its not alcoholic

    i do this with non alcoholic drinks

    i went through a period of drinking a litre or so of mango juice a day, then it was chocolate soya, then chocolate milk, now this stuff

    dont need to worry about alcoholic drinks anyway, i am immune to hangovers. my brother was too and that only stopped for him when he got alcohol poisoning once so im aiming not to do that and maintain the present circumstances. also i dont like to get hugely wasted anyway. wasted sunn wolf is not a good person to be around on any level.

  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    but I am

    i'm ditzy and scatterbrained

    even if i am pretty genius
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