The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    i'm feeling supersonic
    give me gin and tonic
    you can have it all but
    how much do you want it
  • 'hahaha he fell down the stairs
    thats great
    hahah i just thought it was funny how he fell down
    its so funny
    i like how his hat goes flying
    its funny though cause he falls unaturally stiff' - 133
  • LWLW
    edited 2012-12-07 19:41:12

    Mojave Music,
    IJBM2 is a stupid place and I don't know why I go there.

    I am not sure if it is actually stupid, but I guess it does have a bit of a different feel than this place does. It seems like it kind of turned into a media discussion forum, which I never really expected based on the first IJBM. Anywho, if the atmosphere there does not suit you, I think taking a break from visiting the site makes a lot of sense.
  • 'GUESS WHAT: SPIDERMAN WAS A REAL PERSON AND WAS HIDEN BY THE GOVERNMENT CUASE HE WAS TOO COOL' - 133
  • What's the appeal/use of half socks.
  • 'GUESS WHAT: SPIDERMAN WAS A REAL PERSON AND WAS HIDEN BY THE GOVERNMENT CUASE HE WAS TOO COOL' - 133
    I BELIEVE
  • 'woo going to grandmas house
    on noo internet falling out
    yaay now im at grandmas house
    wow this computer is slow
    google will arreste you
    fuck why are there so many toolbars on the internet
    no the internet connectrion is fast, its the computer though' - 133
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The "truck entrance" sign has been there as long as I can remember and I was never sure what purpose the flashing beacons served.

    I've been down this road at various times of day and it doesn't seem like there's ever an especially large number of trucks entering or leaving the AEP facility around the bend...is it just there because "truck entrance" it refers to is obscured by the curve in the road?
  • "It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens
    <Leigh> Didn't Christian Grey anally rape a girl after she used her safeword?
    <Me> I know nothing about Fifty Shades of Grey. You say "Christian Grey" and I just imagine saucer aliens going to church.
  • holy shit, I just found 133's tumblr and

    image

    MC RIDE HAVIN' A PARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    The "truck entrance" sign has been there as long as I can remember and I was never sure what purpose the flashing beacons served.


    I've been down this road at various times of day and it doesn't seem like there's ever an especially large number of trucks entering or leaving the AEP facility around the bend...is it just there because "truck entrance" it refers to is obscured by the curve in the road?
    Yep. Someone's private driveway would be one thing, but a truck turning into a road off of a two-lane is something else entirely. I'd imagine that they put the flashing lights up there because people may tend to haul ass down that road regardless of what the speed limit is. 
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    should i laugh or be scared
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It makes sense now that I think about it.

    They have lights and a sign eastbound because the AEP facility's driveway is blind due to the curve.

    There's no sign westbound because the driveway comes before the curve (and there are fewer trees), meaning it's in full view as you approach.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Man, look at panel 5.

    That computer KNOWS you'll never find the good.

    He know you'll find pictures of penises. 

    Quite likely his own if I'm gauging the expression right.
  • edited 2012-12-07 18:50:05
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Brice, Ohio has a street called "Powell Street"

    So the Columbus area has a Powell Road, two Powell Avenues, and a Powell Street.

    I think the street grid may be trying to tell me something. :P
  • "It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens
    Powell's Books in Portland is on Burnside Street.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Oh yeah so I finished my Calculus III and Chinese finals today. I'm confident that I did pretty well on both. I CAN FEEL THE LEVEL-UP
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Also a question for those of you across the pond: The Telegraph is basically a tabloid, right?

  • My dreams exceed my real life
    It's weird how often bad reviews to David Cronenberg films boil down to "it made me uncomfortable".

    That's the point
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    Also a question for those of you across the pond: The Telegraph is basically a tabloid, right?


    No, it's a broadsheet.

    I can't comment on its content, since I don't buy it.  It leans conservative, I know that much.

    Bye Mojave.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    See ya later Lazuli.

    I guess you're not called that anymore, but whatever.
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-12-07 19:13:35
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    If a movie makes me uncomfortable I think it counts as a point toward the film. Case in point, Prometheus.

    Except Twilight's disturbing-ass birth scene. That... I don't even know whether BD1 was better or worse for it.

    I can't imagine READING that part though. Jesus frak, that sounds gross.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Tre said:

    If a movie makes me uncomfortable I think it counts as a point toward the film. Case in point, Prometheus. 


  • Just found out my dad was in the country during Thanksgiving Break and never even called/told me :/
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Back in the medieval era (or at least from the 11th century to the 15th) in Europe and England (or at least Western Europe and England), many people wore shoes.  These non-barefoot people mostly bought their shoes from the local Cordwainer, who had been trained in the business for many years and possibly almost his entire life; if it was a family business.

    Cordwainers made individual shoes, for one individual person, and their lives depended on how well they sold, and their sale depended on how well they made shoes, so their lives depended on how well they made shoes.  These were insanely specialized people, they had one and only one trade.

    Nowadays, in this age of mass-production and interchangeable parts, we think of shoes as being interchangeable.  Anyone with the same shoe size can wear your shoes as comfortably as you wear them, because it's sort of a one-size-fits-all thing.  It wasn't always like that, though.

    Back in the day, you had a professional Cordwainer, taking the measurements of your foot, and making a shoe specifically for you and no one else.  Each toe, each callus, corn, bump, or wart, was important.  These shoes basically felt like walking around barefoot, they fit so very well.  Of course, they'd be slightly big so your feet had room to grow.  These shoes would have to keep your feet warm in the dead of winter, in the days before most people had all these fancy ventilation systems to keep them warm.  Firm and supple, soft yet strong, a perfect fit for your foot, and if you found a good enough cordwainer, you could choose the color!  If you had a fantastic Cordwainer, you could have your shoes scented to smell like lilies. 

    Remember, these were the days when people walked a lot more than they did now, and typically couldn't have loads and loads and loads of shoes.  That one pair was important, it was to last long and feel comfortable for years.  Any small mistake, over years, would become very bothersome, like a pebble in a boot becomes bothersome when you walk up the mountain.  It needs to be more comfortable than your customer's own feet, because if it isn't, why would your customer buy your shoes?

    So, yeah, ever since mass-production, the quality of shoes has gone very much down.  I don't think any of us really realize what sort of shoes they had in the middle ages.

    So, yeah, Cinderella being identified by her shoe?  Not actually that unlikely.  A shoe was individual to a foot, and a foot is as individual to a person as a hand or face
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Fouria G said:

    It leans conservative, I know that much.

    That makes it even funnier, actually. A friend of mine at Berkeley is currently upset at this article and is taking it as truth: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/booknews/9729383/Catcher-in-the-Rye-dropped-from-US-school-curriculum.html

    It's obviously bullshit, because US school curriculums aren't lock-in-step. Not even close. Each state is wildly different with how it goes about handling education. 
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    Just found out my dad was in the country during Thanksgiving Break and never even called/told me :/

    Damn, that sucks. I'm sorry to hear that. 
  • edited 2012-12-07 19:24:28
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Odradek said:

    Why would you remake Red Dawn.


    That's like remaking Rocky IV.
    :<

    /Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer

    //stupid faux sockpuppetry

    ^So am I.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    It's obviously bullshit, because US school curriculums aren't lock-in-step. Not even close. Each state is wildly different with how it goes about handling education. 

    For some reason I'm reminded of the time I mentioned in IRC that some states require a front license plate and others don't, and a British friend replied "Dear US states: please stop acting like semi-independent nations."

    It struck me as sort of weird, because assigning license plates on a national level would be a nightmare. Can you imagine how many letters/digits each plate would have to have to have enough unique numbers?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    Just found out my dad was in the country during Thanksgiving Break and never even called/told me :/

    Aww, that sucks. :(
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    directed by pual s.w. adnerson
  • edited 2012-12-07 19:29:29
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    It's obviously bullshit, because US school curriculums aren't lock-in-step. Not even close. Each state is wildly different with how it goes about handling education. 

    For some reason I'm reminded of the time I mentioned in IRC that some states require a front license plate and others don't, and a British friend replied "Dear US states: please stop acting like semi-independent nations."

    It struck me as sort of weird, because assigning license plates on a national level would be a nightmare. Can you imagine how many letters/digits each plate would have to have to have enough unique numbers?
    It's because we allow Westminster a ridiculous amount of control over the rest of the country so it weirds us out when other, larger countries don't do similarly.
  • edited 2012-12-07 19:29:37
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I'm thinking about creating a Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer sockpuppet

    Is this stupid

    ^It weirds me out when other countries don't seem to do the states/provinces thing that the U.S. and Canada do...
  • HHHEEEEEEEEEES BAAAAAAACK


    from cleaning my room
  • pual s w adnerson lvoes Milla Jovovovovovick
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Anonus said:

    I'm thinking about creating a Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer sockpuppet


    Is this stupid

    When has a sockpuppet been anything but stupid?
    Anonus said:

    ^It weirds me out when other countries don't seem to do the states/provinces thing that the U.S. and Canada do...

    Most do, if they're large enough, to a greater or lesser extent.  We are split into constituent countries, for instance.

    Devolution in Wales is an ongoing process that only started relatively recently.  Scotland have a bit more control over their own affairs.
  • Fouria G said:

    Anonus said:

    I'm thinking about creating a Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer sockpuppet


    Is this stupid

    When has a sockpuppet been anything but stupid?
    hey Pinkamena Diane Pie was a wonderful sockpuppet
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    paul thomas anderson
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.


    For some reason I'm reminded of the time I mentioned in IRC that some states require a front license plate and others don't, and a British friend replied "Dear US states: please stop acting like semi-independent nations."



    I think I speak for every Texan when I give this reply to your British friend: "No."

    It struck me as sort of weird, because assigning license plates on a national level would be a nightmare. Can you imagine how many letters/digits each plate would have to have to have enough unique numbers?
    It's kind of funny because Texas is one of those states that does require that front plate. This really upset my friend a few years ago because he had a Ford sports car that had the front plate offset to the side in such a way that it suck out from the smooth angle of the car in quite a ridiculous fashion, and he refused to attach the plate and stated he'd rather pay the ticket. 
  • don't mess with Texas

    or else
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    add this to the list of shit i literally need
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Don't mess with Texas or else Mexico will beat you up.
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