The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • edited 2012-12-05 12:26:50

    bose

    Buy 
    Other 
    Stereo 
    Equipment 

    or else you'll have a 

    Bad 
    Or 
    Sad 
    Experience 
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I don't remember ever covering a poet in my English classes.
  • Odradek said:

    I don't remember ever covering a poet in my English classes.

    lolwut
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Odradek said:

    I don't remember ever covering a poet in my English classes.

    Shakespeare.

    You must have studied Shakespeare.
  • edited 2012-12-05 12:30:17
    My dreams exceed my real life
    Also: teenagers currently taking English classes should not be allowed to write amazon reviews for assigned books.

    ^Well yes, but his plays not his sonnets.
  • edited 2012-12-05 12:31:39
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I still don't think I've ever seen anyone with a Bose Wave, no matter how many infomercials and -color glossy ads they run in tech magazines. Especially considering that the first ones from the 1990s were mainly just a radio, and I know I equate FM radio with high fidelity. :lol:


    Odradek said:

    Also: teenagers currently taking English classes should not be allowed to write amazon reviews for assigned books.

    Let me guess: "THIS BOOK SUCKS I HATE IT I WANT TO READ GOOSEBUMPS"
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Goosebumps was banned in our elementary.

    Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark was not.

    Harry Potter was also banned

    His Dark Materials was not.
  • edited 2012-12-05 12:34:07
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Harry Potter > His Dark Materials

    "Bose" made me think of



    (I have never seen the movie this song is from)
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Hehehehe. Sounds like they were saying "it's popular, so it sucks" rather than anything about witchcraft or any other pseudo-religious twaddle.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    lee4hmz said:

    Hehehehe. Sounds like they were saying "it's popular, so it sucks" rather than anything about witchcraft or any other pseudo-religious twaddle.

    Not really. It's more like that one popular book that offended them got targeted while 10 books that did the same thing but had less press snuck by due to relative obscurity.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    My accent is weird and inauthentic sounding, I wanna train myself to talk proper like

    pretentiousnesssss
    Odradek said:

    lee4hmz said:

    Hehehehe. Sounds like they were saying "it's popular, so it sucks" rather than anything about witchcraft or any other pseudo-religious twaddle.

    Not really. It's more like that one popular book that offended them got targeted while 10 books that did the same thing but had less press snuck by due to relative obscurity.
    Did they ban A Series of Unfortunate Events?

    Hardly anyone did, apparently the author was really disappointed.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Fouria G said:

    Did they ban A Series of Unfortunate Events?

    Hardly anyone did, apparently the author was really disappointed.

    Nope.

    At one point we had a teacher who read the first book to us, and she regularly stopped to ask if we really wanted to continue, though.
  • edited 2012-12-05 12:46:10
    Fouria G said:

    sunn wolf said:


    i didnt but naney implied that he did

    the only poetry we looked at that much was simon armitage + carol ann duffy + some anthology. like everyone else who did gcse

    it made me hate carol ann duffy quite a lot for a few years. but now i recognise that she has some good stuff ((some))

    Lemme guess, AQA anthology?

    We studied Seamus Heaney and Gillian Clarke from that.

    (Duffy > Clarke, but Heaney > all the other three)



    yea

    seamus heaney is cool. he likes bogs

    Mr Truant said:

    bose

    Buy 
    Other 
    Stereo 
    Equipment 

    or else you'll have a 

    Bad 
    Or 
    Sad 
    Experience 



    i have bose earphones, they are okay

    my speakers are dreadful but its not like i have any money to spend on speakers

  • Odradek said:

    Goosebumps was banned in our elementary.

    Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark was not.



    hahahahahahahahahahaha

    hold on

    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    ooh boy.

    Also I went to a Catholic school, so my school banning the Harry Potter books is to be expected.

    Also the school sent home a parent-teacher letter when the HDM movie came out, basically telling our parents that if they took us to see it they'd burn in hell.

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    bogs
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Best game plot ever.

    So good I ripped it off.
  • tbh I kinda wish more games were plotless like that nowadays.

    Don't get me wrong I like deep-story indie stuff as much as the next John McElroy, I just sometimes feel that games for games' sake is kind of a lost art anymore.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Hi people.

    I'm up earlier...all that sleeping I did last night made me un-tired this morning. It'll come back to bite me later, but *shrug*
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Hi CA.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Hi Mabel
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    mindleap


  • The first post in this thread, as run through Gizoogle.

    Thou shalt not discard too nuff piecez of trash at one time fo' realz. A phat rule of thumb is ta discard two and three at da most thugged-out, if yo ass straight-up feel tha urge ta do so yo, but generally stick ta one.
    Thou shalt not discard excessively big-ass trash items here. Generally bustin lyrics, Supreme Court decisions, novellas, polistical n' religious tracts, n' chartaz of posse institutions is also not trash. But fuck dat shizzle yo, tha word on tha street is dat even if it aint nuthin but trash, like fuckin a miserable big-ass pile of adenines, disposin em here makes tha higher-ups supa pissed fo' realz. And when higher-ups git supa pissed, our crazy-ass asses can no longer smoke up ill thangs, like fuckin havin a place ta discard our trash.
  • It is estimated that Bose has spent more dollars on advertising last year than ALL other high-end companies COMBINED. Does it have an effect? Sadly, yes. A few years back, the United States Air Force signed Bose onto a multi-million-dollar contract to design noise cancellation headsets for Air Force flight crews. Bose won the contract over two other companies simply because of their "more established name" (brand recognition). The concept of a noise cancellation headset is to actively monitor the noise frequencies emitted from a jet engine and the turbulent wind, and reproduce the exact signal 180 degrees out of phase, thus theoretically canceling it out completely. Many reputable manufacturers have successful done so as well. Bose produced a model that cost approximately $1000 per unit, which failed to cancel out a significant amount of noise. The company used the contract as an opportunity to unload obsolete parts from years back. Bose pawned off thousands of outdated interface connectors for which there were no longer commercially available mating jacks, and incorporated them into the headsets. The Air Force, proud as it was, didn't scrap the project, but instead spent countless millions more replacing the consoles in a number of aircraft to make them compatible with the said headsets. In the end though, the Air Force did terminate the contract when test crews found that the headsets were ineffective and non-durable.

    Oh wow
  • no books were banned in my school
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    mine neither
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I can't recall any books being banned at my school, which strikes me as weird in retrospect since it was relatively rural and conservative as hell.
  • We had a pretty extensive list. Including a book that was only banned after I brought up its contents to our principal, because I was a little prick at the time.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I'm not aware that any books were banned at my school, although some lady did raise hell over Huckleberry Finn. It was kinda famous for a while
  • Also Walk Two Moons was banned for some reason. Even though it was still in the library.

    I don't quite get that one either, iirc it was on the list for promoting racism or something weird like that, which makes no sense at all, though it has been a long time since I read it.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The one thing I do remember was when we read the first Harry Potter book in seventh grade.

    The teacher sent home a handout that said, basically, "Hey parents, we're reading Harry Potter in class, sign this if you want your kid to get an alternate assignment."
  • really i thought banning books was against the law until like 3 minutes ago
  • edited 2012-12-05 13:39:26
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    image
    Oh, hey, it's my Monocle-Wearing distant Relative, Ghilorst the Cognizant.  You can't see his monocle because it's on the other side of his head.

    Dude should really stop posing naked for sketch artists, though.

    Lolita and Fifty Shades of Grey are banned at my school.
  • really i thought banning books was against the law until like 3 minutes ago



    Not in schools it's not. Especially not in private schools.

    There was a big list tacked on to the library with single-sentence reasons behind each banning. Some of them made sense (His Dark Materials), others really didn't (Walk Two Moons, The View From Sunday, Sophie's World).

    Aliroz_ said:

    image
    Oh, hey, it's my Monocle-Wearing distant Relative, Ghilorst the Cognizant.  You can't see his monocle because it's on the other side of his head.

    Dude should really stop posing naked for sketch artists, though.

    Lolita and Fifty Shades of Grey are banned at my school.

    He wants to be drawn like one of those French girls.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    private schools
    theresyourproblem.jpg
  • I would've preferred to go to public school yes.

    But I didn't exactly pick my own education.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Fair enough.
  • I hated private school.

    Initially I got picked on for being the only genuinely religious kid, then later I got picked on for being the only genuinely non-religious kid.

    Also I got into a fight in 8th grade and lost a tooth. That was fun.

  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    It is estimated that Bose has spent more dollars on advertising last year than ALL other high-end companies COMBINED. Does it have an effect? Sadly, yes. A few years back, the United States Air Force signed Bose onto a multi-million-dollar contract to design noise cancellation headsets for Air Force flight crews. Bose won the contract over two other companies simply because of their "more established name" (brand recognition). The concept of a noise cancellation headset is to actively monitor the noise frequencies emitted from a jet engine and the turbulent wind, and reproduce the exact signal 180 degrees out of phase, thus theoretically canceling it out completely. Many reputable manufacturers have successful done so as well. Bose produced a model that cost approximately $1000 per unit, which failed to cancel out a significant amount of noise. The company used the contract as an opportunity to unload obsolete parts from years back. Bose pawned off thousands of outdated interface connectors for which there were no longer commercially available mating jacks, and incorporated them into the headsets. The Air Force, proud as it was, didn't scrap the project, but instead spent countless millions more replacing the consoles in a number of aircraft to make them compatible with the said headsets. In the end though, the Air Force did terminate the contract when test crews found that the headsets were ineffective and non-durable.

    Oh wow
    And you'd think Bose would do a better job, considering that the AIR FORCE is a pretty high-profile client. :P

    The part about disposing of obsolete parts bugs me the most. Military equipment is expected to last a while (10-20 years at minimum, I hear), and you'd think they'd at least use standard parts that are available from multiple sources and weren't about to be end-of-lifed.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I went to a private school for a few months when I was 6.

    Thankfully this was still about two years before I became an atheist, so the religious aspect confused me but it didn't grate on me like it would have later.
  • I've labeled myself as apatheist. I find religion interesting from an observer standpoint but have no particularly strong feelings on faith one way or another.

    It is estimated that Bose has spent more dollars on advertising last year than ALL other high-end companies COMBINED. Does it have an effect? Sadly, yes. A few years back, the United States Air Force signed Bose onto a multi-million-dollar contract to design noise cancellation headsets for Air Force flight crews. Bose won the contract over two other companies simply because of their "more established name" (brand recognition). The concept of a noise cancellation headset is to actively monitor the noise frequencies emitted from a jet engine and the turbulent wind, and reproduce the exact signal 180 degrees out of phase, thus theoretically canceling it out completely. Many reputable manufacturers have successful done so as well. Bose produced a model that cost approximately $1000 per unit, which failed to cancel out a significant amount of noise. The company used the contract as an opportunity to unload obsolete parts from years back. Bose pawned off thousands of outdated interface connectors for which there were no longer commercially available mating jacks, and incorporated them into the headsets. The Air Force, proud as it was, didn't scrap the project, but instead spent countless millions more replacing the consoles in a number of aircraft to make them compatible with the said headsets. In the end though, the Air Force did terminate the contract when test crews found that the headsets were ineffective and non-durable.
    Your tax dollars at work.
  • edited 2012-12-05 13:58:17
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    image

    Yeah, you just wish you were as cool as Charles Knight.

    I sometimes get teased for being sincerely devout in a room full of cynics.  Then again, I'm the sort of person who believes that all religion is above human criticism and question, and gets uncomfortable when anyone disagrees with the Pope.
  • :(
    Aliroz_ said:

    image

    Yeah, you just wish you were as cool as Charles Knight.



    stop

    get on the floor

    everybody

    d o  t h e  d i n o s a u r

  • Listening to a tape by DJ Clarknova, otherwise known as Jason DeMarco.

    It's actually alright.

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.


    R.I.P.


  • This is still the best music video ever
  • I still think everyone should watch the vid for Earl Sweatshirt's "Chum".
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