The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Fouria G said:

    In what?

    A colonel is a commissioned officer and a corporal is an NCO, if that helps.

    In general army rank

    Apparently a colonel will offer me seven herbs and spices to improve my burgers
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    Silly Rimmer, Colonel Sanders sold chicken, not burgers.

    Also he's been dead since 1980

  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    I wasn't told who the Colonel was
  • Spoiler Alert: It's Margaret Thatcher
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

    Spoiler Alert: It's Margaret Thatcher


  • My reaction when Indonesian football team lose from Football Semifinal


    what other semifinal would they lose
  • That is not a wolf. That is Margaret Thatcher.

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    this is now my mental image of wolfie
  • edited 2012-12-03 17:21:19

    Burnt by the sunn wolf
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    this is now my mental image of wolfie
    can confirm that i look exactly like this.
  • asdghf i love this pad i came up with so much
  • I think I have definitely improved a lot
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    How many ranks is corporal off colonel?

    Oh so you watch Clone Wars too

    decent episode
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    The ranks between Corporal to Colonel vary between most armed forces

    but corporal is usually (but not always) the lowest non-commissioned officer rank, and colonel is penultimate rank to general


  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I find it amusing that we happen to have two Corporals on this forum

    Though we haven't heard from kingCrackers in a while, have we?
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Actually I think kingCrackers is a Lance Corporal which precedes Corporal, 

    hold on lemme check Singapore Forces ranks
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Last I heard he got promoted...
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Yeah, he's got one more rank until full Corporal.  

    As an aside, the USMC is the only part of the US armed forces which does the whole Lance Corporal bit (which is pretty much what the rest of the world uses), the US Army has corporals but they're extremely rare. Rare in like I've seen only one in my entire life.  Something to do with their more common E-4 rank (specialist, which is not an NCO) and needing an actual NCO around when there's not enough sergeants to do the job. Or something. I dunno. The US Army is weird 
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    Last I heard he got promoted...

    Yeah I think that's what he got promoted to a few months ago. I don't know how fast promotion goes in the SAF, maybe he's already fast-tracked to full Corporal. 
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Oh, this is interesting, regarding the SAF:

    The situation for Enlistees is a bit more complicated. Recruits of all services do not wear any rank insignia. Only Army Privates who are awarded the Private First Class rank wear the single chevron. The rank of Private First Class is awarded to active Enlistees, Operationally Ready National Servicemen (NSMen) or personnel who have achieved this rank prior to it being decommissioned are allowed to wear them. Privates, like recruits, would not have any rank insignia.

    The rank of Corporal First Class is awarded to Corporals in the top 30% of their cohort who have held the rank for at least six months.

    Wow I've never heard of that before. I guess that would still classify them the same as me according to Geneva Conventions, but in the SAF they're more corporaler than other corporals so all them scrub corporals better know their role
  • bad boys bad boys

    what you gonna do

    what you gonna do when they come for you
  • Gosh, COPS doesn't even bother trying to hide its ambiguous reality aspect.

    Some of the segments seem plausible, but this most recent one I watched had some guy who was drunk driving and owed a ton in ticket fees, so I was like, "this chase would've ended a minute and a half ago if this were real" the whole time.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Oh hi, surprise group project. I sure missed you from Genetics last year. :|
  • I've gotten... better at group projects i guess
  • Zangoose is a pretty cool pokemon
  • i have 36 tabs open
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    How many of them are porn
  • Actually, none.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    You're doing it wrong
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
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  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    You decided not to join a sports club.
  • iiiit's nonsensical crossover time

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  • edited 2012-12-03 19:53:18
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    who are the rappers and which Pokémon is that

    they're Run DMC, aren't they
  • That's Milotic and Run DMC hanging out with Fluttershy at a taco bell
  • IKEA products are identified by single word names. Most of the names are Scandinavian in origin. Although there are some notable exceptions, most product names are based on a special naming system developed by IKEA.[29]

    • Upholstered furniture, coffee tables, rattan furniture, bookshelves, media storage, doorknobs: Swedish placenames (for example: Klippan)
    • Beds, wardrobes, hall furniture: Norwegian place names
    • Dining tables and chairs: Finnish place names
    • Bookcase ranges: Occupations
    • Bathroom articles: Scandinavian lakes, rivers and bays
    • Kitchens: grammatical terms, sometimes also other names
    • Chairs, desks: men's names
    • Fabrics, curtains: women's names
    • Garden furniture: Swedish islands
    • Carpets: Danish place names
    • Lighting: terms from music, chemistry, meteorology, measures, weights, seasons, months, days, boats, nautical terms
    • Bedlinen, bed covers, pillows/cushions: flowers, plants, precious stones
    • Children's items: mammals, birds, adjectives
    • Curtain accessories: mathematical and geometrical terms
    • Kitchen utensils: foreign words, spices, herbs, fish, mushrooms, fruits or berries, functional descriptions
    • Boxes, wall decoration, pictures and frames, clocks: colloquial expressions, also Swedish place names
  • iiiit's nonsensical crossover time


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    I thought that this assortment of characters was the weirdest thing about this pic

    Then I saw Fluttershy eating what looks like a meat taco.
  • I never did acquire a Milotec in Pokemon Emerald. Too much work to get Feebas, it's unleveled form.

    What kind of sick game developer makes a pokemon spawn in only 8 tiles?
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    And then on top of that, makes it so that the only way to evolve them is to give them exactly the right Pokéblocks/Poffins to max out one of their Contest stats?

    Changing the evolution method to trading with a hold item was a good move.
  • Okay.

    After a long and hard consensus that took me 5 minutes, I think I have come up with a hypothesis.

    Whoever said SpongeBob SquarePants makes you stupid has obviously not been treated to The High-Fructose Adventures of Annoying Orange.

    Good GOD.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I've never watched that

    The Annoying Orange always gave me the creeps
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    If I ever have kids, the first thing out the door is the TV 
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    If CA and I ever have kids we shall treat them to endless Space Ghost and Doctor Who and MLP and Gravity Falls
  • Okay, new rule: if I get 8 hours of sleep I shouldn't be tired. If I get less than 8 hours of sleep I should be tired in the morning and then be fine for the rest of the day. Now come back that's a perfectly reasonable. So why won't my body follow it?
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    So that is what it feels like to feel utterly superior to another person, to feel like his/her opinions mean nothing because you are so much smarter.  I just want to laugh at this poor fool.  It's a hollow feeling, and I'm disgusted at myself for thinking this way.

    Somebody insult me so I can get back to feeling like I normally do.
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