The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

Princess Alice · 2012-12-03 08:10:38

Finally got the Ted Bundy assignment done.

Now hopefully I can move on to something less serial killer-y.

Obā-san · 2012-12-03 08:46:34

like cuddles

this morning cuddles are what i am thinking of

they are nice

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-12-03 08:47:40

oh man I need a cup of tea

Obā-san · 2012-12-03 08:48:20

i need a freakin' drink

Obā-san · 2012-12-03 08:52:29

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-12-03 08:55:07

Mr. Truant said:
i need a freakin' drink

A friend of mine busted out a 25-year old bottle of Laphroaig or however the hell it's spelled after a successful cosplay as Kamina at some con last night

he got drunk and challenged me to a rifle target shooting match next time he's here in Texas, this is gonna be funny

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-12-03 09:00:26

oh man this tea is good

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-12-03 09:05:42

Asperger's dropped from the diagnosis manual

One of the most hotly argued changes was how to define the various ranges of autism. Some advocates opposed the idea of dropping the specific diagnosis for Asperger's disorder. People with that disorder often have high intelligence and vast knowledge on narrow subjects but lack social skills. Some who have the condition embrace their quirkiness and vow to continue to use the label.

And some Asperger's families opposed any change, fearing their kids would lose a diagnosis and no longer be eligible for special services.

Obā-san · 2012-12-03 09:06:26

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-12-03 09:11:07

Mr. Truant said:

You know when I was living in Nashville I almost rear-ended his corvette

I know it was his because the license plate said BYCYRUS

Salix Babylonika · 2012-12-03 09:23:54

You really should have rear-ended his corvette.

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-12-03 09:28:58

Super Läzuli said:
You really should have rear-ended his corvette.

From everything I've been told about the man, he's a very nice person and he's raised Miley the same way. That more than makes up for Achey Breaky Heart

Salix Babylonika · 2012-12-03 09:30:50

See now I've heard the opposite of that.

Just can't trust secondhand information these days.

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-12-03 09:33:50

The only celebrity that I've run into that's lived up to their snotty reputation (and even how he acted in Sling Blade) was Dwight Yoakum. I've met Vince Gill, Dolly Parton, Reba McEntire, Lyle Lovett (who is taller than me) and Joe Diffie. Those guys were all very nice people.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-12-03 09:38:35

I don't really know much about Lyle Lovett but I like "If I Had a Boat".

Salix Babylonika · 2012-12-03 09:39:52

the power just went out.

woooo

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-12-03 09:41:37

今天是十二三月

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-12-03 09:42:55

nope sorry can't remember

who the fuck are you again?

Obā-san · 2012-12-03 09:43:26

set everyone on fire

^ some shit eating mouse

Obā-san · 2012-12-03 09:45:27

Mice must all die horribly

Ace Rimmer · 2012-12-03 09:46:49

Corporal Forsythe said:

nope sorry can't remember

who the fuck are you again?

Oswald?

Salix Babylonika · 2012-12-03 09:52:43

if this turns out to be the prelude to some bombing and I die, I want you all to remember me with this.

Princess Alice · 2012-12-03 09:56:27

Corporal Forsythe said:
You know when I was living in Nashville I almost rear-ended his corvette

I know it was his because the license plate said BYCYRUS

I probably would have misread it as BUCYRUS

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-12-03 09:57:22

Mr. Truant said:
Mice must all die horribly

There's one running amok in my house at the moment

I set up traps but he's evaded all of them

Like yesterday he walked right past where I was sitting like he owned the place

and no, rabbits don't chase mice. They just stare at them

Princess Alice · 2012-12-03 10:00:38

Those little LED wand things people use to direct traffic...are there laws governing the color of those the way there are for vehicle lightbars?

Because I saw a cop who had one that was red on one side and blue on the other and I thought it would be cool to have one, but I wouldn't want to get charged with impersonation for playing with it in my backyard or something.

(I wouldn't actually try to direct traffic with it, of course; I'm not that dumb. I just never got past the "flashy lights are fun!" stage.)

Obā-san · 2012-12-03 10:01:55

Salix Babylonika · 2012-12-03 10:02:15

It's not illegal to own them, but I think it's illegal to use them.

I could ask my uncle Scott if you want, he is a police chief.

Obā-san · 2012-12-03 10:05:31

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-12-03 10:05:37

Mr. Truant said:

I absolutely love this art style

Justice4243 · 2012-12-03 10:05:43

Decided this was the first thing I should work on in the morning:

Obā-san · 2012-12-03 10:07:10

Mr. Truant said:

I absolutely love this art style

That be the work of John Dyer Baizley

and yes it is ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS

Princess Alice · 2012-12-03 10:09:36

Alternatively, I could just get an amber one and save myself the legal question.

I see people (who aren't law enforcement officers) using amber wands in parking lots all the time, so I can't imagine I'd get in trouble for playing with one in my basement...

Princess Alice · 2012-12-03 10:14:15

It looks like red and blue wands tend to run significantly more expensive anyway.

Which makes sense, when you think about it. They're intended for use by law enforcement, while the amber/orange ones are used by the guy who tells you which row to park in at the Circleville Pumpkin Festival.

Obā-san · 2012-12-03 10:14:21

I have completely fallen in love with Baroness.

Obā-san · 2012-12-03 10:29:31

Settle down

This won’t last long

I’ve been out

And I want back in

So why not completely fade away

When my bones begin to break

And my head begins to shake

It’s my own blood

When my house becomes a cage

And the neighbours turn away

It’s my own blood

Settle down

This won’t last long

I’ve been out

And I want back in

So why not completely fade away

“Where the butcher’s hand is home”

Laughs the blade above the throne

“It’s my own blood”

“Oh, this apple makes me sick”

Cries the pig upon his stick

“It’s my own blood”

And I can’t forget the taste

Can’t forget the taste of my own tongue

And I can’t forget the taste

Can’t forget the taste of my own tongue

And If I had a heart

I’d waste it on you

But it’s all together far too long

Since I took you down

Settle down

This won’t last long

I’ve been out

And I want back in

So why not completely fade away

When we’ve licked all of the lips

And the salt-stained fingertips

It’s our own blood

When our lambs and lions made

Debts no righteous man can pay

It’s our own blood

And I can’t forget the taste

Can’t forget the taste of my own tongue

And I can’t forget the taste

Can’t forget the taste of my own tongue....

Tre · 2012-12-03 10:33:16

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Obā-san · 2012-12-03 10:34:06

centie and anonus sittin in a tree

k-i-s-s-i-n-g

Princess Alice · 2012-12-03 10:38:22

My parents found the cutest black Santa figure at Kmart.

We wanted a white Mrs. Claus (so they’d match my parents) but we couldn’t find one, so we got Santa a helper instead.

Tre · 2012-12-03 10:38:51

first comes love

then comes marriage

then comes anorakia over road signs and corporation domination plans at the honeymoon

Tre · 2012-12-03 10:41:43

Also, the concept of black Santas amuses me, because despite my race I can't actually imagine that as being plausible.

Then again, the concept of Santa en generale is implausible, so I guess it's a moot point.

Princess Alice · 2012-12-03 10:43:27

Sometimes I wish there were more depictions of black Santa.

I don't know why, really.

Tre · 2012-12-03 10:46:14

Yarrun XIX · 2012-12-03 10:47:06

Morgan Freeman is Santa Claus

Coming to you Live from your chimney, December 24th

Princess Alice · 2012-12-03 10:49:13

See, I was thinking Bill Cosby.

After all, we need our Santa Claus to be (a) old, and (b) funny, and Cosby's got both of those down.

...

Is this stupid?

Tre · 2012-12-03 10:50:11

Not really, I mean, stereotype breaking, right?

And not in that terrible way that involves makeup on white folk.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-12-03 10:50:57

Well Santa is loosely based on a white person, but I think that like many mythological figures you can imagine him as any race or mixtures thereof that you'd like.

Tre · 2012-12-03 10:53:23

carnivore animal I am a cannibal

Princess Alice · 2012-12-03 10:53:45

Super Läzuli said:
Well Santa is loosely based on a white person, but I think that like many mythological figures you can imagine him as any race or mixtures thereof that you'd like.

See, I had that thought, too. "Wait, St. Nicholas was a real person!"

Then I remembered how often Jesus is depicted as white and I figure there doesn't really have to be a correlation with reality. *shrug*

Tre · 2012-12-03 10:54:20

This picture almost seems like a sequel to the District 76 cover, but in color and also with my eyes.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-12-03 10:54:48

I thought St Nicky was either Greek or Turkish?

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