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  • The sadness will last forever.
    Man, I love American Horror Story!
  • edited 2011-12-23 03:06:41
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Okay, had a good dinner, got to talk to Ally (which always manages to cheer me up), and now I need to get myass to bed because I have to work tomorrow. 

    Also, I did some checking and the screen on my new phone is 341 ppi. I remember when printers could do maybe half that, and only with a lot of coaxing (my old ImageWriter II is 144 dpi in HQ mode, and Epson-compatible 9-pin printers could do 240x216 dpi if you were willing to invest the ribbon wear).

    Good night!

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Good night lee.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus you and I need to start an investment company and then buy some amusement parks.
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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    But then you wouldn't have any to sell if you ate it all!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    That's okay, profit is for squares.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Sir, are you implying that ABC Inc is square? Clearly it is round!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Sir
    Bitch I will slap you
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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Oops. I should have said "Madam".
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    (I wasn't actually offended. That was supposed to be a silly post, but I don't know if that came across very well.)
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I can't tell when you're being serious or not sometimes.
  • edited 2011-12-23 04:50:08
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm sorry. I didn't realize until just now that it might look like I was actually offended.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I'm wondering what the name of the combined ABC-Lionsgate-Summit should be.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ABC and Lionsgate with Summit
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    So ABC gets to shoot Ghosts with a gun and Lionsgate eats a bunch of sweets without gaining an ounce and Summit gets to be a creepy perv?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    FLY AWAY NOW

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    FLY AWAY NOW

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    FLY AWAAAAY
  • edited 2011-12-23 09:50:02
    The sadness will last forever.


    It is amazing.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    THE ARTISAN PIT
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Still hard to read.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    what the crap is that ca?
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Huh?
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    The brutal gang wars of corporations and ponies, of course.
  • The sadness will last forever.

    More music spam.

    O>O
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It seems they seriously can't keep these consistent.

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    Notice all three are marked with a small "11", indicating they were installed this year.
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  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    What ARE those suppose to be anyways? Beehives?

    Do those signs warn that there are tons of bees and beehives on the road if you take the highway?

    Or are they highways specific to driving inside a giant beehive?
  • Ever feel like your just lost. You don't belong where you are right now yet all the places you do feel right in are closed off to you?
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Barely slept. That's okay though.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I'm not going back to sleep. I had an accidental nap that lasted about three hours.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I have no idea what I'm going to do, sleep-wise.

    My sleep schedule is a mess and this will likely carry on through the holiday.
  • I'm not sure why, but I figure either CA or AU can help me find out; Why do I dislike Kmart so much?
  • I'm a little too frusytrated for sleep right now. Just don't feel the ability in me.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ^^Apparently it is chintzy.
  • I thought it was because it was cheap (in a bad way) and crude, but then again, I suppose those are all similar enough.

    The bad childhood memories it brings up don't really help either.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I always found it weird that Kmart was the exclusive retailer of Sesame Street clothing, for some reason.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    My grandmother worked at Kmart for most of my childhood. As part of her uniform she wore these buttons advertising VHS movies that were on sale.

    She would always bring the buttons to me when she was done with them. I had a ton of them (albeit with many duplicates). Most of them were animated Disney movies, which i loved, but there were "grown-up" movies thrown in, too...I think I remember a Mission Impossible one? And I got too many to keep track of, so my mother hung up a piece of red fabric in my closet and we pinned them all up there.

    I don't have them anymore. I wish I did...I wonder what happened to them.
  • ^^Sesame Street merchandise actually tied to the show, or third party stuff?

    ^Seems like the kind of product that would make a killing on Etsy.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I seem to recall that the last Kmart store Grandma worked at was the huge one in Gahanna, which is no longer there. It closed after the 2002 bankruptcy and was later knocked down to build a Kroger Marketplace.

    Also, strictly speaking, I owe my entire existence to Kmart, as my parents met there. They were both working as cashiers at the time, IIRC.
  • edited 2011-12-24 03:38:28
    ^^That bothers me much more than I can adequately express in words.

    ^How did they actually get together?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...I don't know. I've never really asked much about the details of how they got together. I just know they were both working at Kmart at the time and my mother was apparently great at her job while my dad was lucky not to get fired.
  • I'm not sure why, but that makes me feel slightly guilty for hating Kmart so much.
  • edited 2011-12-24 03:52:17
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    And now, a random photo of a clock from our living room:

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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Myriad!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Indeed.

    Also I'm wondering if there's even a point to trying to go to bed now.
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