The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Oh wait, I'm actually attending Mass tomorrow. Should probably go to sleep now.
  • My little brother already hates reading and he's not even in middle school yet.
  • oh yeah and that reminds me i have not posted foetus lyrics in a while


    (*ahem*)
    If you start spamming lyrics I'm going to post the lyrics to "ZZZ Top".
  • Hello, operator... give me NO-MAN'S LAND
    Collect call to no one at all
    Been yelling into an empty closet to the point of no return (and no deposit)
    Fiddlin' and watchin' while ROME BOINS
    A roll of the dice: the WOIM TOINS

    Hello, central... give me NO-MAN'S LAND
    From a walking waste disposal unit
    A transfusion from me'd kill the faint of heart

    Alas POOR YORICK... I knew me well but I been killin my brain CELL BY CELL

    It only takes a bullet to make the WOIM TOIN - and this one's for you...
  • Toll is belling... signs is telling
    Nose is running... feet are smellin'
    Currently less than a human wreck
    Gimme a break... start at the NECK

    I rule my body from the throne of agony
    My conscience and constitution's naggin' me
    Clock up another tracheotomy
    STAB another dagger in the back of me
    The dark gods boint my evil SOUL
    My brittle spirit's toint to COAL
    I rule my body from the throne of agony
    the throne of agony
    AGONY

    Chalk up another frozen pizza... choke up another thousand Marlboros
    Anything goes for them ordinary Joes
    They'll cut off your face to spite your nose
    I don't need to touch their toes to know I've already reached my ALL TIME LOW
    Pacin' ruts in a carpet
    Eatin' up the wallpaper, crawlin' the walls, sick on the ceiling
    dead in the head
    Shut the shutters... I shoulda stayed in bed

    Complainin' 'bout my campaign against personal decency
    I got no excuses
    Rules wrapped in barbed wire, laced with busted glass
    (Yeah, I'm the one who gave the sandwich to Mama Cass)

    Stoke up and poke up my funeral pyre
    And watch my life flicker before your very eyes
    With no commercial breaks... no brakes
    NO BRAKES... (kill me baby)

    Pour another glass of liquid clear
    KING ALCOHOL
    Drinkin hard to not remember what I'd just as soon forget
    String around the finger... rope around the NECK
    You always HATE the one you LOVE
    Time dies when you're having fun
    I'm gonna change ma name... I'm changin' trains... (kill me baby)
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    Being serious now, I think one way that schools tend to ruin literature for kids is by making them think that looking for SYMBOLS is extremely important.

    I enjoy analysis of stories and looking for meaning/symbolism/subtext/etc. because that's how my brain works. But, I do agree with this. Especially in middle and high school it just really kills the experience.
    Certainly, but meaning and subtext are not always communicated via symbols.

    Anyway, Yes bring back some memories for me. I fondly remember collecting most of their albums when I was about 19, blah blah


  • Somebody in a cultivated moment of distress
    Composed himself to artfully carve Zoso in his desk
    They was probably thinking fuck you fuck you fuck you in they head
    With a hell bound arm and a acidy wash
    Homemade curfew a thousand o'clock
    And a pot leaf tattoo his friend did drunk
    Like a badge of mystique that technically sucked
    Taking the name of the father in vain
    On the way to the blade in his locker, it's strange
    A switch he lifted from a siblings skivvy drawer
    Who branched off into ninja stars
    And never knew his shit was sharp
    To here with a higher purpose
    And a prime alert to juvenile beserkers
    Like kush Van Morrison an Arcade Drop Floor
    Down to the valley time for miss Ahkmar, watch
    Capital Z (ed), slowly maneuver the O
    S is the most difficult to control
    Finally O
    Into the eye of Goliath you goes
    That levee crushing percussion
    Will pull the monkey up right
    Twelve or ghetto blaster
    Blacken her technicolor telecaster
    Lecture at a faster rate
    The class was making them develop backwards
    It would appear you spelled out all the answers

    Somebody in a cultivated moment of distrust, composed themselves enough to magic-marker "Zulu" on these chucks, they was tryin to do the buckle font from 'renegades of funk', in a 3d frame of exploding brick, and whiz-lines for the locally motion sick, beyond gross but evoked a host of "oh dip" where a social neurosis owned the whole strip, heart of a cat with a lark in his mouth in the marrow of waiting his guardians out, flashlight, chisel tips, milked venom, pistol grip, images relocated from milled vellum to scissor kick, silent agreement at hand, king of the hill for a queen of the damned, she in the doorway seething began "that clean white pair had a 3-year planl", oops, capital "zed", radical "u" in the cut, truly to beautiful "l"oser it up, and he done, collateral damage a future alum, that key to Shambala, planet rocking, Bambaatta, sample chop, churning out a cancer for the vandal squad, analog, and he finds, animated colors on a page, like synthesized cultures on a stage

    Somebody in a cultivated moment of resolve, composed themselves enough to publicize "the Zeros" in this stall, they was scoping every dog and pony previously scrawled, with a festering hate for the gum drop edge, 'disco sucks' tee, punk's not dead, but a transient teen unsung godsend, via 3 bar chords and a mugshot grin, cheese, sign of a runaway tone in the face of authority thumbing nose, cutting it's teeth
    Pretzled up in special order vinyl, and birds that dip their belts in little metal porcupine quills, 2 dutch at a show in the front, low-key to the can for a smoke and a fuck, Trixie, fixing her lipstick up, when his mitts got bit by the mischief bug, snatchl, capital "zed", terrible "e" in vermillion red, gimme an "0" and a slippery "s", over a web of the shittiest bands, that beat your heart out, never bleeped your favorite parts out from a learned curve, of bird fingers bursting out of germs burns, urgently, offered through the circuits ofan earlier plot, I'll see you at the

    When they ask how you, feeling you, tell em you, feeling like, something important died screaming, you, tell em you, feeling like, something even more important arrived breathing, something you should probably try feeding
    When they as how you, living you, tell em you, living like, something important died hissing, you, tell em you, living like, something even more important arrived giving, something you should probably try willing
  • And a pot leaf tattoo his friend did drunk
    Like a badge of mystique that technically sucked

    Ok that is amazing
  • nice formatting b.

    nobody ever accused me of formatting text well
  • also for some reason the last lyric of the last verse is cut off. Should be "I'll see you at the bottom -- Z-Z-Z top".
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I drew a Zoso on my desk once, but I did not carve it.
  • That song is about three middle/highschool kids who are just getting into music and are fans of 1. Led Zeppelin (first verse, the ZoSo would give it away if nothing else did), 2. Afrika Bambaataa, and 3. The Zeroes, a punk band.
  • That song is about three middle/highschool kids who are just getting into music and are fans of 1. Led Zeppelin (first verse, the ZoSo would give it away if nothing else did), 2. Afrika Bambaataa, and 3. The Zeroes, a punk band.

    respectively or collectively?
  • That makes more sense.
  • That's why he says "alright, same year" in between the verses. Cuz they're in the same class but it's three different kids.
  • too deep for me.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Every year at my house there's a big debate over the outdoor Christmas lights.

    See, Mother and I like this kind:
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    But my Dad prefers the LED ones:
    image

    Most years we win by default because we already own two sets of the big incandescent C9s. But they're like 5 years old and are starting to fail, so Dad took that as an excuse to buy LED C9s this year.

    You win this round, Dad.
  • Most confusing Aesop Rock song is probably "Water". You know you're in for a head trip when the opening spoken word is "it was the most beautiful second coming of Christ that anyone had ever seen".

  • edited 2012-12-02 01:31:32
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I like the second ones

    ^seems pretty straightforward
  • edited 2012-12-02 01:31:33
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Okay, time for me to get to bed before my back really does kill me. Good night!
  • Sad paper courtesan
    They knew him just a man
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Good night Lee, I hope your back feels better soon!

    We don't put up outdoor Christmas lights at my house

    I think that we used to, though
  • I like the second ones

    ^seems pretty straightforward

    Yo
    The water ain't safe, the land's made of water
    I hug a half empty glass my dignity's trying to pawn her
    I'm trying to see the future in a tea cup and a saucer
    But I rather be drinking coffee with my cigarette foster
    And a run away buckle the cloud-nine fantasy filter to force the
    brutal truth
    Of daily market place wars through the roof
    I mean I stood beneath the icicles that bleed under the awning
    And magically mastered the great absorbing of spirit falling
    But I'm sick, I've plowed these fields a thousand times over
    Sold botanicle research studies to farmers with whole quarters
    And when science proposes to art besides that peace-full sea
    I'll be that cat with a ring on a pillow shouting finally
    Take a number, the apple seeds rained upon each slumber
    A hundred thousand freaks on parade for the village hunter
    My every when acted upon has gone loopy
    But I play a game called lets prepare barnacle city for the end
    or new sink
    I split the radius at go getter bellies, reconnaissance
    Seeping fossil genie bottle optimist freeze
    Run from the fountain but the fountain is a desert optical
    tease
    Tummy full of sand running man impossible stop
    There's a wing in my gut and i'm all dust
    Surfing the earth and I dine-rise certainly flushed
    Now one in the hand is worth two atop the tallest cedar
    But what lies inside my heart is off the mother f**king meter

    [Chorus]
    See the Water ain't safe no more
    'I'm just trying to build my self to act as a truly better man
    damn'
    See the water ain't safe no more
    'Nah nah the water ain't safe no more'
    I'm just trying to be a solid oak tree for every child to carve
    its name across
    'The water ain't safe no more'
    I'm just trying to be the dream of every peasant the hurricane
    can offer
    'I'm just trying to be some body I can talk to in the morning
    with a smile'
    The Water ain't safe no more..

    [Verse Two]

    And i've always been a 40 night chronologic hostage
    Rusted hook in the lip of the monarch
    Wingless Anime (idol/idle)
    I don't play in the man race cycle
    Hope floater
    Gloating inside carnal indifference till doom cops are slight
    and
    potent quotas
    I'm 20 something pumping acrylic tomorrow side ways
    Blazing passage with a map tattooed on the back of the classless
    Now tip toe across a lost cause
    Because a lost cause found
    Don't mean you found a cause
    That means you found a lost cause
    Ok now ive been here for role playing
    Slaying my here and now
    To benefit consumption for my peers steering the plow
    And its incredible
    Handy jackets turn numerals to sentinels
    But bad apples ain't sweet and cretins ain't that memorable
    I'm Mozart with a focus on the tide
    Hiding the inconsistencies of man behind water and wine
    I wear a tiger stripped ego and bilbo act my progression
    With a kingliness formulated through the flesh of the oppressors
    God had a flask I can prove it
    You really think the 13 loops that loose daughter
    spawned me a sober unit, check potion
    Addressed the ghost inside my TV with a ruler
    Adhere to the back bone stone pusher
    Here ten thousand hackers deep in a movement
    Thats 20,000 crucial ruby heels clicking in unison
    It's beautiful, truly beautiful
    I keep a stick inside my hand
    and carve my name inside every wall of the falling hologram

    [Chorus]
    See the Water ain't safe no more
    'I'm just trying to build my self to act as a truly better man
    damn'
    See the water ain't safe no more
    'Nah nah the water ain't safe no more'
    I'm just trying to be a solid oak tree for every child to carve
    its name across
    'The water ain't safe no more'
    I'm just trying to be the dream of every peasant the hurricane
    can offer
    'I'm just trying to be some body I can talk to in the morning
    with a smile'

    The Water ain't safe no more...

    ----------------

    there are a couple differing interpretations. The chorus makes the general premise clear though.

    it's mostly about how modern society can wear a person down mentally. But it's pretty hard to puzzle through your first time around.

  • edited 2012-12-02 01:37:17
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Why am I listening to Horizon

    Its main theme alone has this sort of we-care aiming-at-soccer-moms feeling to me

    Also I have a feeling that Arnold's first Weather Channel package was based on it
  • The suburbs frighten me
  • Also Pitchfork Media gave Cannibal Ox's Cold Vein a fucking eight point three.

    Are you kidding me?

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    The suburbs are more boring than anything.

    I'm OK with them.
  • Also Pitchfork Media

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  • 10/10 Best New Post
  • HOW CAN YOU GIVE FUCKING COLD VEIN ANYTHING LESS THAN A 10 YOU RETARDED IDIOTS YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT RAP MUSIC ARAGAGASDGEAEGASDGASDGHEIAOEGHAOSDIGHAIOSIG*explosion*
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    entry level hipster garbage
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    every first novel is the author as either Christ or Faust
  • HOW CAN YOU


    p4k

    lel lel lel lel
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    night everyone!
  • nighty night imi
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Good night Imi.

    And now, Alan Landsburg Productions:

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    > 9-page article on Ted Bundy
    > Professor says to "set aside a couple hours" to read through it

    What the fuck, do people actually read that slow? It's a long article but it's not going to take "a couple hours"...
  • I never get that either
  • also can i take a class on serial killers too


    :P
  • Why is everyone talking about metal??? I came here for Classical music, goddammit.
    Top comment on this video, I have no idea what you're talking about. If this was put to electric guitars and a drumset, there'd be no question about whether or not this is metal.

  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    > 9-page article on Ted Bundy

    > Professor says to "set aside a couple hours" to read through it

    What the fuck, do people actually read that slow? It's a long article but it's not going to take "a couple hours"...
    Whenever you move on to upper-level classes at university, this usually means "read through it about 5 or 6 times because on the exam I'll ask for details that you'll miss by skimming it over"
  • metal has always (well not always, but for a really really long time) drawn heavily on classical music

    even some more contemporary stuff

  • man b...ta is like the ultimate band to troll people with
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    personally I'd listen to death and black metal all the time if they just never sang

    I like the music Cradle of Filth and My Dying Bride play a lot, but holy shit stop fucking singing you're ruining the music

    although when it comes to BLARGH BLARGH BLARGH singing, Dani Filth isn't even close to the corniest
  • hi i'm collin


    im mike


    we're from Behold the Arctopus


    And we're gonna play Alcoholocaust from Nano-Nucleonic Cyborg Summoning
  • it's 2deep4anyone
  • that said, it's really fun to watch them do it
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