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  • Is Security Force some sort of thankless job in the Marines, or what?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    the military
  • soooo was hyped for the new BattleTech MMO

    significantly less hyped now that I've found out it's strictly competitive PvP. There is no solo play whatsoever.

    Really guys? C'mon.

  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    Is Security Force some sort of thankless job in the Marines, or what?

    to be honest with you, I have no idea what Security Forces really does. When I first read this strip I thought he was talking about the military police but apparently it's some sort of side-job that Marines can take from their primary MOS (military occupation specialty.)

    The reason for the lack of respect at the end is because the Marines portrayed in this comic are infantry, and they hate everyone else. Literally. Infantry is one of those love-it-or-fucking-hate-it occupations and they hate all other non-infantry Marines. 
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    how infantile
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    soooo was hyped for the new BattleTech MMO

    significantly less hyped now that I've found out it's strictly competitive PvP. There is no solo play whatsoever.

    Really guys? C'mon.

    this is what I don't like about World of Tanks

    I don't care for PvP much at all, I want to go around in fantasy land and plink at AI-driven tanks on missions
  • Oh and it's "cooperative" and "team-based".

    Meaning you have to argue with a bunch of jackfucks every time you try to play. Yeah no thanks.

    Also, *proceeds to blow razzberries at people who said OUYA was a scam*

  • edited 2012-11-30 15:14:50

    soooo was hyped for the new BattleTech MMO

    significantly less hyped now that I've found out it's strictly competitive PvP. There is no solo play whatsoever.

    Really guys? C'mon.

    Eh, that doesn't bug me as much. Really, you should probably listen to the No Guts No Galaxy podcasts of recent weeks to get an idea of what the devs want with MW:O. Who knows, maybe they'll at least add a co-op mode somewhere down the line.

    ^It's not that bad if you get a microphone and use the TeamSpeak servers and stuff. Even if you don't have a microphone, it helps to find a group to join up with.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Yeah, I can't tell you how many times I've lost tank moneys and tank experience because some stupid motherfucker went off hunting the other tanks (and getting killed) whenever he was in vicinity of a base to capture and win it for us all.  
  • Is Security Force some sort of thankless job in the Marines, or what?

    to be honest with you, I have no idea what Security Forces really does. When I first read this strip I thought he was talking about the military police but apparently it's some sort of side-job that Marines can take from their primary MOS (military occupation specialty.)

    The reason for the lack of respect at the end is because the Marines portrayed in this comic are infantry, and they hate everyone else. Literally. Infantry is one of those love-it-or-fucking-hate-it occupations and they hate all other non-infantry Marines. 
    I actually thought it was either military police or hostage rescue or something at first.
  • Let me spell this out as plainly as possible.

    I hate playing online multiplayer when I have to talk to people. Regardless if that is with a microphone or via textchat.

    I can just barely tolerate the latter, and the former makes me want to punch people. What is the point of an RPG if I cannot play a character? Answer: there is none. At least not for me. Call me antisocial if you want, it's just not an activity I have fun doing. What this looks like to me is Black Ops with more complicated controls, not anything with a story or any real customization beyond the mechs themselves.

    Silly me for assuming "MMO" still implied "MMORPG". I might pick it up if the devs ever add content for people who aren't PvP whores. Until then, I'll sit this out.

  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    I hate playing online multiplayer when I have to talk to people. Regardless if that is with a microphone or via textchat.
    Why do you want to play MMOs then?
  • Why do you want to play MMOs then?



    I rarely want to play MMOs because they're MMOs. I'm usually drawn to some other aspect of them.

    In this case, it was that it's BattleTech.

  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

    Why do you want to play MMOs then?



    I rarely want to play MMOs because they're MMOs. I'm usually drawn to some other aspect of them.

    In this case, it was that it's BattleTech.

    But the main USP of MMO's is to talk and play with other people.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Okay, I got the pet sitter set up for my rabbits while I'm in Animeland

    It's the rottweiler next door. He even said he'd do it for free! Who says neighbors aren't neighborly anymore?
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.



    But the main USP of MMO's is to talk and play with other people.

    I've always enjoyed the adventure and advancement aspects of these games, myself.  The only social aspect I like about MMOs is the player-driven economies and markets where you can sell and buy shit. 
  • sunn wolf said:

    im listening to EARTH

    i keep listening to: The Rakehell over and over god damn why is this song sso good
  • What this looks like to me is Black Ops with more complicated controls, not anything with a story or any real customization beyond the mechs themselves.

    ...Really?

    Forget it, it's clearly lost on you, then.

    I mean, it's not like this is the first fucking MechWarrior game we've had in years.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Man, I should know better than to read Slashdot these days. While the links on science and general cool stuff are great, the whiny political articles (DRM, piracy and Usenet, oh my!) are something I've never liked. Especially back when the site was a bunch of "I was using Linux before it was cool" types who likely came over from comp.os.linux.advocacy. :P
  • I mean, it's not like this is the first fucking MechWarrior game we've had in years.



    It could be the first MechWarrior videogame ever, mydude. I'm not going to play it if it's something that I won't find fun. That just doesn't make any sense.

    Don't get me wrong, I love my BattleTech, but I am not going to play a game I don't like. I'll give it a shot later on sometime tonight, but I sincerely doubt I'll like it.


  • But the main USP of MMO's is to talk and play with other people.

    There are more ways to play with other people than PvP lol-i-pwn-u-noobz. 

  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

    But the main USP of MMO's is to talk and play with other people.

    There are more ways to play with other people than PvP lol-i-pwn-u-noobz. 

    you never said that though
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    cheesecake
  • Trust me, man, MW:O isn't much like that. The playerbase is probably more mature than you'd give it credit for. Helps that most of them are old MechWarrior fans.
  • It kind of sucks that Nintendo Power is being canceled.
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    I haven't read it in years, but still, that does feel like a part of my childhood dying.

    Time, She is merciless.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
  • FREE HUGS
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I'LL TAKE ONE
  • *hugs*
  • Tools said:

    FREE HUGS

    *accepts*
  • edited 2012-11-30 18:03:58
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    yay hugs

    ^^oh shit, tusken raiders
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-11-30 18:11:10
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    Black Ops II's Zombies was pissing me off.

    I don't know if it was due to a sucky controller or my sucky acumen, but still. Damn thing gives you a pistol and expects you to keep up with it even as a noob.

    Now I remember why I didn't want to play in the first place. Give me Mann vs. Machine over that, any day.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    ...Why are two of the related videos about pedophiles?
  • edited 2012-11-30 18:29:34

    only one of them is when i click it

    maybe there is a big crossover between viewers of videos about paedophiles and awful flute playing

  • who remembers Jerry Mensah?? he just won the european golden boot :>
  • Time is just indifferent.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    That's even worse!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    "Autistic" is a funny word to me and I don't know why

    AU-TIS-TIC
  • edited 2012-11-30 18:46:48
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

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  • edited 2012-11-30 18:44:04
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

    "Autistic" is a funny word to me and I don't know why


    AU-TIS-TIC
    ASPERGERS
    ASPARAGUS
    ASPERTIA
    ASPEAR BERRY
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    I drew a Link (to the past).

    Too bad I don't have a scanner. I actually drew him with every single item that he has in the game.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    link is the best videogame hero

    he kills evil wizards with butterfly nets, how can he not be the best
  • Real men kill evil wizards with bottles.

    OH WAIT
  • Got a Blind bag pony at the store today. Twilight Velvet - which is Twilight Sparkle, and apparently in she was normally colored and not glittery, she'd be colored like Rarity. Don't really collect the toys, but, eh.
  • Hey nerds if you want to combat fake geek girls how about instead of quizzing them on geek culture or calling them poseur sluts ask them if they have read/watched/played some obscure shit and when they say “no” react with enthusiasm and be all “OMG you have to try it it’s so totally awesome let me recommend you a bunch of stuff” and lend them out a bunch of super nerdy bullshit to the point where they’re inundated with it and they’ll either get into it a lot and really enjoy it or they’ll rethink the whole “if I pretend to be a nerd and like guy stuff cute sensitive nerd boys will like me” thing.

    It’s a win/win.
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