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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ^^Writing about my game's plot

    I'm worried that it's a mess
  • edited 2012-11-30 01:54:32
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    In a February 2010 Time magazine interview, Grandin stated that she no longer uses a hug machine: "It broke two years ago, and I never got around to fixing it. I'm into hugging people now."[6]
    D'aww...
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    yay hugs!
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-11-30 02:00:23
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    my name is
    Trevor Whatever from Alderney Street
    Might be whack, but oh well, I'm gonna rock this beat
    the Crew I roll with, yeah, we hella 1337
    I'd never say that I-R-L but its after the final bell SO
    I opened a can of rap under that tap
    My words so fresh that you have got to di-LUTE that crap
    I'm concentrated like OJ, but I ain't a Simpson
    Nah, just a normal blogger tryna get some chicks n'
    Failing at it, whatever, girls, you can just wait on Trevor
    I'll be back soon, might look like a wolf moon
    But who cares, I don't need no snare
    Better off playing Super Sloppy Double Dare

    word
  • Would be good with an oldschool late 70s early 80s beat but the rhymescheme is too simple for anything more recent to work.

    you probably weren't even looking for a critique, sorry, instinctive reaction.

  • Nah, it's fine.

    Better to know just in case I ever explore rap. XD
  • Well hey, at least you have a recordable voice.

    Having a lisp disqualifies me from a serious rap career.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    But Lazuli, you never critiqued my nonsensical lyrics from whatever day that was that I wrote nonsensical lyrics!

    :P

    Also, I have a lisp too. Let'th thtart a club
  • My lisp is actually an s-drag.

    Hence "it's not a fuckin' lisp/I just hiss/like a serpent"

    also I actually did critique them, I just forgot to post it.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    My lisp is an actual lisp, but it's very slight and it's only particularly noticeable in recordings.

    Or at least, I've never had anyone comment on it who wasn't either (a) a trained speech therapist or (b) listening to a recording of me.
  • Tougher Than Nigerian Hair™
  • I basically hiss whenever I make an S sound. 

    There are several kinds of lisps. S->Ths probably being the most well known.

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    My lisp is an actual lisp, but it's very slight and it's only particularly noticeable in recordings.


    Or at least, I've never had anyone comment on it who wasn't either (a) a trained speech therapist or (b) listening to a recording of me.
    it's a cute lisp, you know
  • edited 2012-11-30 02:13:13
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know what I always found cruel? "Thneed."

    There's no way to say it that doesn't sound like you're lisping "sneed".

    ^ Aw, thanks... *blushes*
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    I've been practicing/studying/speaking Chinese for the past 8 hours to prep for a test tomorrow morning

    and now you guys have me wondering if Chinese can be spoken with a lisp
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-11-30 02:17:06
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    You know what's weird?

    I'm the whitest black person I know and yet I still know all the lyrics to that song.

    Man, that feels like forever ago. I remember thinking that the line "Sicilian bitch with long hair, with coke in her derrière" meant that she had Coca-Cola in her butt.

    Good times.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tre said:

    I'm the whitest black person I know

    Hello. Nice to know you.

    :P
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Also, holy crap, this new iTunes is almost a usable piece of software!
  • Tre said:

    You know what's weird?

    I'm the whitest black person I know and yet I still know all the lyrics to that song.

    Man, that feels like forever ago. I remember thinking that the line "Sicilian bitch with long hair, with coke in her derrière" meant that she had Coca-Cola in her butt.

    Good times.



    it was everywhere for awhile.

    I still like DOOM's version better though, even if it was a cheap diss. 

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    amplifiers
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Tre said:

    I'm the whitest black person I know.

    But I still get to say "I'm friends with a black person" for the street and/or tumblr cred, right?
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Justice42 said:

    Tre said:

    I'm the whitest black person I know.

    But I still get to say "I'm friends with a black person" for the street and/or tumblr cred, right?
    No, that backfires with them launching the HERE WE GO WITH THE 'I KNOW A ___________ PERSON' ARGUMENT tirade

    you're not allowed to empathize anymore, only cower and acquiesce to their demands 
  • Guys we already established that Tre is secretly Roscoe Dash.

    image

    alternately Roscoe Dash is Tre from the future, take your pick.

  • Got a papercut yesterday. Judging by how it looks now, it wasn't just one sheet of paper...
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Tools said:

    Got a papercut yesterday. Judging by how it looks now, it wasn't just one sheet of paper...

    it's not infected or in danger of infection, is it?
  • I don't think so. I was carrying a carrier bag full of papers from Brownies last nght, and caught my left middle finger on some paper. It's just below my nail bed.

    It was slightly swelling last night, but now the cut is red and opened up slightly and there seems to be sticky stuff coming out of it. And there's fluff stuck to it.

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Try washing it and putting a band-aid on it...
  • Washed it, now just letting it get air.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Do you have any Neosporin or something to put on it?
  • I made a beat, wooooo

    no one's gonna care, woooooooooo

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I made a bookshelf with 16 shelves, woooooooo
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    My "Autumn 2012" photos directory takes up 25% percent of the disk space of the whole "Pictures" directory

    It's like a metaphor for economic inequality or something
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    How so?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    How so?

    I was being silly, but the idea of 3% of the directories holding 25% of the data reminded me of the whole "We are the 99%" thing.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...right...
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I crave cuteness
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Cooper Black: the Robur Noir ripoff that is, however, cool

    Centie wants cuteness...what to suggest...besides MLP:FIM...
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Worthwhile ways to spend my free time: unconvincingly changing the colors of stuff in GIMP:

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  • im bored and shit



    if you thought there was only one MC on this beat you'd be incorrect
    here to cure you of your addiction to the bad shit like I'm Nicorette
    and, matter fact the track gets smoked like a cigarette
    so I'mma blow your house of cards down and show you where the little piggies went
    and you simple simians cannot parse and divvy it and think it's all irrelevant well shut up you little shit
    are you kiddin' kid, I've got more bars than Alcatraz prison did you simple kids can't figure it so here I am stuck slinging wit that you're not catching like a missing mitt and fuck I give up these children ain't listenin'

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    The Best Things In Life Are Here On 4
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    while i was loopy earlier i was thinking it would be fun to learn to rap and record tracks expressing extreme left-wing political views

    i don't know why
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *forces the next poster to CLEAN MY BEANBAGS*
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Lazuli probably knows this one: why do rappers call themselves MCs?

    I assume it comes from the abbreviation for "Master of Ceremonies", but why?
  • two reasons.

    1. The "Master of Ceremonies" title they inherited from a long-gone time when a rapper was literally just a club MC. As in, when they got on the mic all they would say were public announcements. Eventually, this evolved into the MC "hyping" the crowd over the DJ's music, usually with simple scat rhymes (probably the most famous of these is "a-hip, a-hop, a-hippy to the hip-hip-hop you don't stop"). This, over time evolved into actual rapping. The first rapper in the modern sense is generally considered to be Coke La Rock, but the guy was rapping so long ago we have very few recordings of him performing. A more well-documented early MC was Kool Moe Dee.

    2. it can also be short for "Mic Controller".

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Haha, that's cool!

    I had actually heard the "Mike Controller" thing before but I figures it was a backronym...
  • "mic".

    It's only spelled "mike" if you're doing sound production for like, a news program or something.

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