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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Hi everypony

    I hear Anonus's mother approves of our love
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It's funny...before I went to class I bought a candy bar from a vending machine. But the machine accidentally dispensed two candy bars even though I'd only paid for one.

    And then I thought "today's going to be a good day."

    And I was right!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    You didn't even have to use your AK


  • Immediately come to mind
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Is it stressful?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Hi JZ! How's everystuff?
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

    It's funny...before I went to class I bought a candy bar from a vending machine. But the machine accidentally dispensed two candy bars even though I'd only paid for one.


    And then I thought "today's going to be a good day."

    And I was right!
    Heh, that reminds me of what happened yesterday after physics lab. I'd missed the bus I wanted, and I hadn't eaten anything all day. So I decided to kill some of the 45 minutes until the next bus came by getting McDonald's. Yes, I know, that's clearly the best food to have when you have a nasty cold/flu/whatever. :P

    I ended up getting a sweet potato pie with my meal. This is not a thing that normally happens, so I asked if I was supposed to get it. They said yes. I guess they were trying to promote their seasonal items. Regardless, it made me feel a little better after kind of a rough day.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...they have sweet potato pie at McDonald's?
  • Anon: Not yet. Only slightly awkward.

    CA: PRetty good. The week has been tiring though. Nearing Dead Week/Finals.
  • McDonalds has holiday pie that is the scariest thing
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    Anon: Not yet. Only slightly awkward.

    CA: PRetty good. The week has been tiring though. Nearing Dead Week/Finals.

    That's good...but not Dead Week
  • Dead week is when they're not supposed to assignment anything new....but everything is due. It's all a lie.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    CA: PRetty good. The week has been tiring though. Nearing Dead Week/Finals.

    Same here. Next week's my last week of classes, then finals...part of me wants this to all pass by quickly, but at the same time I don't want to let the holiday season pass me by...
  • edited 2012-11-29 21:49:22
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I seem to be having finals slightly later than everyone else here.

    Has anyone else heard about any kind of federal mandate concerning how many hours of class there have to be per semester? Because apparently that's why classes at my school are now 10-15 minutes longer, and semesters are 16 weeks long instead of 15.
  • Gator: I haven't. But, then again, I'm not always up to date on everything.
  • edited 2012-11-29 22:25:31
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Congratulations, Anonus!

    Sometimes, I fantasize about being blind, or, much worse, deaf.  Hearing is my main sense, it's how most of my awareness of the world is found.  I have very sensitive hearing, and that means that what nails on a chalkboard are to you, I have to certain sounds, but multiplied.  You know how sensitive your eyeball is, and if someone ran fingernails through your eyeball it would hurt?  That's how much my ears hurt when there are loud enough noises. Without my glasses, everything is blurry, with my glasses, everything is in sharp focus and detail.  Overstimulation, far too much light. Sometimes, I wear sunglasses and earplugs just to stop it. If I was deaf, all I would hear would be blessed silence.  I would lose all music and all the sounds I love, though, so it's not anywhere near worth it. Ugh, when someone pops out from a corner and screeches in my ear, I want to kick him/her.  I wish that people with normal hearing understood just how much of an assault it is on the ears of the rest of us.  If someone got a knife and started cutting you, you could react and people would understand.  Assault on the ears, however, is not understood.

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Aliroz_ said:

    Congratulations, Anonus!

    Sometimes, I fantasize about being blind, or, much worse, deaf.  Hearing is my main sense, it's how most of my awareness of the world is found.  I have very sensitive hearing, and that means that what nails on a chalkboard are to you, I have to certain sounds, but multiplied.  You know how sensitive your eyeball is, and if someone ran fingernails through your eyeball it would hurt?  That's how much my ears hurt when there are loud enough noises. Without my glasses, everything is blurry, with my glasses, everything is in sharp focus and detail.  Overstimulation, far too much light. Sometimes, I wear sunglasses and earplugs just to stop it. If I was deaf, all I would hear would be blessed silence.  I would lose all music and all the sounds I love, though, so it's not anywhere near worth it. Ugh, when someone pops out from a corner and screeches in my ear, I want to kick him/her.  I wish that people with normal hearing understood just how much of an assault it is on the ears of the rest of us.  If someone got a knife and started cutting you, you could react and people would understand.  Assault on the ears, however, is not understood.

    Thanks...

    I thought ear assault was understood...
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Ear assault is understood in the sense of "standing next to a jet engine is a bad idea." Anything less than that nobody cares about
  • Using loud noises to surprise people is still a common trick among kids.

    Wouldn't be surprised that no one really cares about it these days, what with the overpowered headphones ad whatnot. I'm still betting that we're going to be the first generation to get deaf in their 50's.
  • I saw the ball sitting on the floor and one of the stove burners
    still on. Knowing science, I grabbed the ball and put it on top of the
    burners, and as the angry mob of "good Christians" filled the kitchen,
    the ball popped with a gunshot-like noise long enough to daze them.
  • And now I must leave for a bit as my battery is almost dead.
  • edited 2012-11-29 22:48:34
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I listen to my music at what I deem a moderate volume, but I have a tendency to speak too loudly...hopefully I'm not going deaf!

    ^See you later JZ.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I GET KNOCKED DOWN

    BUT I GET UP AGAIN

    IT'S UNLIKELY THAT YOU'LL KEEP ME DOWN
  • I listen to music at unsafe volumes
  • edited 2012-11-29 23:11:48


    Cross your fingers roll the die.
    Wait with hope for the big two-oh.
    Cross your fingers roll the die.
    Let it go. 
    let it roll. 
    don't give up yet, no, don't ever quit.
    There's always a chance of a critical hit.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    So, who is a character that everyone finds really, really annoying?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    A Fairly Odd Christmas
    10-11:30p
    307 NICK2

    Drake Bell, Daniella Monet, (2012), Timmy must get off of Santa's naughty list and save Christmas after his excessive wish-granting results in kids questioning their belief in Santa Claus. (Comedy, 90 Mins.)
    why are they still making these
  • Today, the world is full of so many people challenging adversity, striving to make things better, and giving all of themselves to fill the world with beautiful things…

    And here I am, with no greater ambitions than a hamburger and the occasional orgasm.

    When did I become such a disgrace to humanity?
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    for as many times as Christmas has been in peril in all these shows/specials/movies/etc and for it to still have survived proves that this holiday is a fugitive from the law of averages
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Hamburgers are good, though. Orgasms aren't much worse
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    A Fairly Odd Christmas
    10-11:30p
    307 NICK2

    Drake Bell, Daniella Monet, (2012), Timmy must get off of Santa's naughty list and save Christmas after his excessive wish-granting results in kids questioning their belief in Santa Claus. (Comedy, 90 Mins.)
    why are they still making these
    Because they need a cash cow around in case Tom Kenny decides to quit SpongeBob and they can't find someone to replace him
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    I love this dude's style.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I've always found it...not ironic, exactly, but I can't find the word I'm looking for...that for every Christmas special with the message that Christmas isn't about gifts, there are two Christmas specials that drive home the idea that Christmas will be RUINED if Santa can't bring presents.

    Some even go so far as to equate Santa not bringing gifts with Christmas being "cancelled"; this always bugged me as a kid because it implies that "Christmas" means nothing aside from getting free stuff.
  • Christmas is about alcoholism and beatings and disappointment.
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    I've always found it...not ironic, exactly, but I can't find the word I'm looking for...that for every Christmas special with the message that Christmas isn't about gifts, there are two Christmas specials that drive home the idea that Christmas will be RUINED if Santa can't bring presents.


    Some even go so far as to equate Santa not bringing gifts with Christmas being "cancelled"; this always bugged me as a kid because it implies that "Christmas" means nothing aside from getting free stuff.
    And thus, the genius of The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is re-established.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    AND THE GRINCH'S HEART GREW THREE SIZES THAT DAY
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    AND THE GRINCH'S HEART GREW THREE SIZES THAT DAY

    that's not the only thing hey hey heyoooooooooooo
  • (FORSYTHE WAS TALKING ABOUT GRINCH'S PENIS GEDDIT)
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    nothing gets past you
  • pop a flock in your mouth and make a brain egg nest

    (That was originally going to be "pop a Glock in your mouth and make a brain slushie", but my iPod said flock)
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    wow, that Knights of the Old Republic MMO went free to play some time ago. I wonder if that's because FTP is more profitable or if it's a survival measure. 
  • You didn't even have to use your AK

    she even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
    And it read, "CA's a pimp".
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Hi Lazuli.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I can't believe this school week has already come and gone.

    It's the first time in 3 or 4 weeks that I actually attended all four days, and it seemed to zip by like that...
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