Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
That oddly reminds me of how Cyndi Lauper guest starred in a few of the live action segments of the Mario cartoon.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Students should be able to enjoy their college life experience without being tested if they gained much knowledge.
"Suffering is by far the leading cause of motivation among sentient organisms. Baboons don't share food with an alpha male because it makes them feel good to be altruistic, they do it because they're being held hostage by a big, scary lunatic with a gun."
We should disband the military. It's not safe, it takes people away from their homes and makes them do unpleasant things in a dangerous environment, it costs too much money, and it has so much capacity for destruction.
We should disband the military. It's not safe, it takes people away from their homes and makes them do unpleasant things in a dangerous environment, it costs too much money, and it has so much capacity for destruction.
That would only work if every single military were disbanded. Which will unfortunately never happen.
Okay, you need to get a guy with the power to turn dead parts into invisible (they have to be invisible) zombies, and have him reanimate one of my bones. This will cause anyone who touches the bone to sprout magic plants from their body on contact with sunlight. Once enough of these plants grow, they will form an embryo with a plant baby inside. He will have the ability to make things infinitely smaller as they get closer to him. Once you overcome this ability-- hey I'm not done yet-- you need to say a series of extremely specific phrases to the baby so it will give you new stand powers and make your eyebrows grow all weird. Finally, you need to go to Cape Canaveral and elevate yourself to a specific height by climbing aboard the space shuttle. I'm dead serious dude this is gonna be so sweet
We should disband the military. It's not safe, it takes people away from their homes and makes them do unpleasant things in a dangerous environment, it costs too much money, and it has so much capacity for destruction.
I'm all for this
unfortunately the rest of the world won't allow us to
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Good news: my replacement Esc key arrived and I have attached it to my keyboard
Bad news: I have attached it incorrectly, so while it is fully functional it does not have a satisfying click but instead just a rubbery push. And I'm afraid that if I yank it off again I'll break it.
CA But seriously speaking: do you have tire chains?
I'll have to ask my mother, since it's her car we'll be taking...
I'm hoping that since we'll be sticking almost entirely to Interstates they'll be sufficiently plowed/salted, but this of course never a safe assumption
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
It is not illegal to be married to the same sex if you live in China, but it is specifically noted that go ahead if you want but some might believe it is an illness.
I'll have to ask my mother, since it's her car we'll be taking...
I'm hoping that since we'll be sticking almost entirely to Interstates they'll be sufficiently plowed/salted, but this of course never a safe assumption
The Interstates for that area are generally very well-maintained and for the most part pretty safe, but anything that isn't an interstate is not, including the main US routes.
One year I drove from Nashville to Virginia Beach in the middle of winter and looked at the road map and it looked like US 58 was a shorter, smarter way to go. That was a fucking mistake. Even in areas that didn't have snow and ice, the speed limit rarely went over 35mph because of how winding and up and down the highway was. It took me 8 hours longer than the interstate would have taken me.
Looking at the map here, it looks like every shot from Ohio down to Georgia will take you directly into that very nasty mountainous area, and if any part of your trip takes you off of the interstate, you really need to have tire chains with you.
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work now
bye all
Yes, you read that right.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Now I just need to motivate myself to go to the gym.
But, the walk is at least 15 minutes and it's cold.
On the other hand, I always feel more relaxed after working out. I'll do it.
do not steal
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
a squishface kitty
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
And 8y that I mean I wan to snuggle that cat and let him sleep on my 8ed and give him yummy treats.
Or not
I never got that parable.
We should forcibly invade the entire world and then disband the military.
Because that's completely the moral thing to do.
We are spreading pacifism through force! Yay!
That'll help us invade Nigeria!
Once enough of these plants grow, they will form an embryo with a plant baby inside. He will have the ability to make things infinitely smaller as they get closer to him. Once you overcome this ability-- hey I'm not done yet-- you need to say a series of extremely specific phrases to the baby so it will give you new stand powers and make your eyebrows grow all weird.
Finally, you need to go to Cape Canaveral and elevate yourself to a specific height by climbing aboard the space shuttle. I'm dead serious dude this is gonna be so sweet
Bad news: I have attached it incorrectly, so while it is fully functional it does not have a satisfying click but instead just a rubbery push. And I'm afraid that if I yank it off again I'll break it. I'll have to ask my mother, since it's her car we'll be taking...
I'm hoping that since we'll be sticking almost entirely to Interstates they'll be sufficiently plowed/salted, but this of course never a safe assumption
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis