The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Vriska said:

    Yeah I am not sure why I am here either except to confisc8 Joe's fake ID and I'm not sure who Joe is.

    It's cool. It's just nice to see you hanging out here for a change. Confisc8 all the fake IDs you want.

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ooooom
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Just got done talking with my Chinese instructor, I'm doing pretty well in that class too

    this is like the first semester where I'm not bombing the fuck out of a course
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I will probably be driving my sister halfway to Georgia sometime next month. 

    That likely means I'll drive to somewhere in Kentucky or East Tennessee. 

    I'm looking forward to this; I've never really done any holiday season traveling before...
  • edited 2012-11-27 17:58:39
    Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    I will probably be driving my sister halfway to Georgia sometime next month. 


    That likely means I'll drive to somewhere in Kentucky or East Tennessee. 

    I'm looking forward to this; I've never really done any holiday season traveling before...
    Oh you just have to stop in at Bucksnort, Tennessee
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    CA But seriously speaking: do you have tire chains?
  • Tire chains are for those who are insufficiently Minnesotan
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    Tire chains are for those who are insufficiently Minnesotan

    Minnesota doesn't have the sheer mountainsides and curves that CA is going to be passing through in the middle of winter
  • A small bottle of Coca-Cola made in Minneapolis: A Minnesota Mini-Soda.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis

    I will probably be driving my sister halfway to Georgia sometime next month. 



    I can't help but parse this as you're going to dump her out of the car halfway there.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Good Night

  • Requirements for Recipe for Disaster:
    Recipe for Disaster (Freeing Evil Dave)
    >Gertrude's Cat
    >Shadow of the Storm
    >Demon Slayer
    >The Golem
    Recipe for Disaster (Freeing the Goblin generals)
    >Goblin Diplomacy
    Recipe for Disaster (Freeing King Awowogei)
    >Monkey Madness
    >>The Grand Tree
    >>Tree Gnome Village
    Recipe for Disaster (Freeing the Lumbridge Sage)
    >Big Chompy Bird Hunting
    >Biohazard
    >>Plague City
    >Demon Slayer
    >Murder Mystery
    >Nature Spirit
    >>The Restless Ghost
    >>Priest in Peril
    >Witch's House
    >>Restless Ghost
    Recipe for Disaster (Freeing the Mountain dwarf)
    >Fishing Contest
    Recipe for Disaster (Freeing Pirate Pete)
    Recipe for Disaster (Freeing Sir Amik Varze)
    >Lost City
    (started Legends' quest)
    >>Family Crest
    >>Heroes Quest
    >>Shield of Arrav
    >>Lost City
    >>Dragon Slayer
    >>Merlin's Crystal
    >>Druidic Ritual
    >>Shilo Village
    >>Jungle Potion
    >>>Druidic Ritual
    >>Underground Pass
    >>>Biohazard
    >>>>Plague City
    >>Waterfall Quest
    Recipe for Disaster (Freeing Skrach Uglogwee)
    >Big Chompy Bird Hunting
    >Desert Treasure
    >>The Dig Site
    >>The Tourist Trap
    >>Temple of Ikov
    >Troll Stronghold
    >>Death Plateau
    >Waterfall Quest
    >Horror from the Deep
    >>Barcrawl
    70 Cooking (temporary boost possible)
    59 Magic
    53 Thieving
    53 Fishing
    52 Mining
    50 Crafting
    50 Firemaking
    50 Woodcutting
    48 Agility
    40 Ranged
    45 Herblore
    10 Fletching
    10 Slayer
    176 Quest Points
    Able to kill a level 50 monster (only if you don't have Ice gloves, level 50 and the ability to kill a level 110 Ice queen if you want Ice Gloves)
    Able to defeat a level 144 Black dragon
    Able to defeat 5 level 50 monsters
    Able to defeat a level 92 Big Snake
    Ability to fight very tough, high-levelled enemies ranging from level 128 to 140 without prayer or summoning. (You don't have to beat all of them in one go; you can make several trips if you wish.)

    I would like to reiterate: Runescape= srs bsns
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-11-27 18:07:33
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    I've been listening to dubstep since before a lot of you were in diapers, alright? Which means BEFORE YOU WERE BORN!
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Tre said:

    I've been listening to dubstep since before a lot of you were in diapers, alright? Which means BEFORE YOU WERE BORN!

    Technically, it means you where listening to it before YOU where born.
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-11-27 18:12:30
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    Yes, exactly.



    Dude sounded a little butthurt, no?
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
  • edited 2012-11-27 18:19:15
    Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    TAKE THAT SHIT TO NSFW, LAZ

    geez
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Staff Sgt. Marc David Harpel, 30, of Emmett Lane in Maysville, was charged Monday by the Jones County Sheriff’s Office with seven counts each of felony crimes against nature and misdemeanor solicitation for crimes against nature, according to a press release from the Jones County Sheriff’s Office.

    I kinda like this paragraph by itself. 

    It gives me hope that nature will take the stand as a prosecuting witness. 
  • Serifed Text
  • Since nature is an inanimate force, one would have to have a representative of nature take the stand.

    Such as perhaps a practicing druid.

    Such as perhaps my grandmother.

  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Is your grandmother ready for the responsibility of representing fucked dogs from around the country?
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    This is going to be an interesting case that goes before the UCMJ
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    checkers
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    sunshine
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    oooooooom
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ooooooooooooooooooom
  • fiiiiiiiire
  • fire fire fire fire fire
    fire fire fire fire fire fire fire
    fire fire fire fire fire
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    water
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    earth
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Air!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    By your powers combined, I am: CAPTAIN PLANET!
  • I was actually trying to summon Haven XXXXD
  • People at school call me a mothertucker.

    YNTKT
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    To bad we summoned him without heart and he doesn't give a single fuck about planet earth.
  • This is a pretty bossin' song and I have decided to download the album it's from.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    People at school call me a pedophile.

    Probably because I'm almost 30 and have no reason to be there.
  • If I went to school people would think I was a teacher's aide or something and fuck that noise.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Earth are a good band.

    I only have Earth 2, though, which is like early drone metal, Sunn O))) before there was Sunn O)))
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Time to do some homework oh boy


  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Now let us meditate.


  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Oh this homework is going to be easy

    finally
  • Also they'd get mad at me for confisc8ing their fake IDs.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Female Marines soon will be required to perform pull-ups, just like male Marines do, as part of their annual physical fitness tests, the Marine Corps’ top general announced Tuesday.

    The change takes effect Jan. 1, 2014, Gen. Jim Amos, the service’s commandant, alerted Marines in a force-wide message. Officials will phase in the change throughout the coming year to accommodate what is expected to be a significant adjustment.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Sounds fair.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    On the one hand, places such as forests and prairies and savannah require herbivores to eat plants and carnivores to eat herbivores; and life is fueled by death.

    On the other hand, if people attempted to create some sort of environment on some planet or moon somewhere where life was not fueled by death, where the creatures ate sand and metal, they'd probably mess it up.

    How long would it take a population of metal-eating giraffes to consume a moon?

    Ooh, so that's our secret weapon against alien invaders.
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