I do sometimes wonder if Goombas are allowed into the Mushroom Kingdom's space program; I imagine that they have been on the receiving end of a lot of racism over the years
If one takes SMB's manual to be canon them turning to Bowser's side probably wouldn't help
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
See that? 1 dial. That's it. You turn the dial, it microwaves. No flashing digital readout, no rocket science requirement to use. And it's build like a brick shithouse, so it'll probably last forever
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Pretty good. Relaxing, though my friend's family got on my nerves.
Yours?
Oh, same as always. Had the family over for Thanksgiving, then everybody spent Friday and Saturday complaining about my grandma's husband's tendency to make inappropriate remarks. Apparently racial slurs happened while I was off getting myself some iced tea.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Oh, same as always. Had the family over for Thanksgiving, then everybody spent Friday and Saturday complaining about my grandma's husband's tendency to make inappropriate remarks. Apparently racial slurs happened while I was off getting myself some iced tea.
I don't think we've ever had a dial microwave. The very first microwave I remember us having was a Magic Chef from 1981 or 1982, and it had digital controls.
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Goombas aren't uncivilized, they use the bathroom like other Mushroomers/soldiers of Bowser's
GOOMBAS ARE CIVILIZED LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
Check your non-goomba privilege
Now to go remind reasonable people how much they disregard the opinions of the rest of us.
I do sometimes wonder if Goombas are allowed into the Mushroom Kingdom's space program; I imagine that they have been on the receiving end of a lot of racism over the years
If one takes SMB's manual to be canon them turning to Bowser's side probably wouldn't help
Poor Goombella
It's okay, you're still badass
Hi Anon and Lee
Pretty good. Relaxing, though my friend's family got on my nerves.
Yours?
And Vriska take note, it's made by Con Air!
Also sometimes I want to buy the rights to Con Air
(Yes, I drink iced tea at Thanksgiving dinner...)
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