You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
I just watched an episode of Spongebob in which jokes were made about Squidward trying to commit suicide because he thinks his entire life is worthless and he has no happy memories. Twice, in fact: once by sticking his head in an oven, and once by hanging himself.
Sometimes I wonder why I watch children's cartoons.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Seeing the words "Squidward" and "suicide" in the same sentence always reminds me of the creepypasta.
Yes but this one was real, as in the dudes who wrote up the episode thought to themselves, "Hey you know what would be hilarious? If we snuck in subtle references to suicide in this episode of Spongebob", which Owns Forever ®.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
I wanted you to know, because your avatar is a Nu Mou (also known as the cutest race).
I think the Nu Mou and the Bangaa are tied for my favorite races in the Ivalice universe. The Nu Mou are indeed adorable, and kind of an interesting take on the obligatory magically-inclined race. It helps that I gravitate toward mages.
As for the Bangaa... to be honest, a big part of my liking them is my inner reptile fanboy. Not the best reason, I know.
Okay, I think I may have had one of the most cathartic experiences ever last night.
I started playing Runescape when I was eight. After about a year of avoiding doing quests, I finally found an interesting series of quests. They were about a city called Ardougne which was split into two halves: East Ardougne and West Ardougne. While the eastern half is wealthy and prosperous, the western half had recently been quarantined because of a deadly plague, and making matters worse has come under the rule of the tyrannical and appropriately named King Tyras and a group of plague healers calling themselves "Mourners." Your character learns this through a father whose daughter has been captured by the Mourners for allegedly carrying the plague into East Ardougne. The goal of the quest is to rescue this girl.
Now, granted, this is Runescape, so all of that isn't nearly as cool in-game as it might sound. But when I was in fourth grade it was the coolest thing ever. And what made it even better is that it was a fairly easy quest. The next quest in the series was somewhat harder, but nothing too bad. But then came the third in the series: Underground Pass. One of the most notoriously hard and frustrating quests in the game. Last night, after over five years, I finally beat it. It was a great feeling.
They do, but sweetened sodas typically take much longer than the date stamped on the can to actually become undrinkable, due to the purity of the contents and the fact that there's no meat or milk in it. Diet soda goes bad quicker because aspartame is unstable.
Oh, and any drink in a plastic bottle will go south within a few months, no matter how it's sweetened, because plastic bottles inevitably leak a bit. Metal cans and glass bottles don't have that problem.
Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
That 6-pack of beer in that collection of old stuff I have on display is unopened and at least 40 years old, but I don't plan on testing it any time soon.
Also, as far as bottles go, I've already tried that:
Vintage 1983 Coca-Cola. It was flat and tasteless and horrible.
That 6-pack of beer in that collection of old stuff I have on display is unopened and at least 40 years old, but I don't plan on testing it any time soon.
Also, as far as bottles go, I've already tried that:
Vintage 1983 Coca-Cola. It was flat and tasteless and horrible.
That Native American logo on the bottle...wasn't that the logo for some USFL franchise or college athletic outfit?
Comments
Cracked writers trashing things they've never watched/read/heard/whatever is nothing new.
Shockingly, those tend to be the bad articles.
sleepdep as fuck
going downtown to get pizza
will be bakc later
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
As for the Bangaa... to be honest, a big part of my liking them is my inner reptile fanboy. Not the best reason, I know.
oh no
Statements that are stupid in retrospect presents!
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
ug wug
It's 3:30 PM, but I want to go to bed.
my sleeping schedule is fuuuuucked.
The funny is that I was not a Touhou fan when I said that.I'm pretty sure I wouldn't like it much in comparison to Coke Classic, but still...
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
And most of that can't even be called proper fanfic.
So hey I just realized that now that the Megaupload link is long gone, my copy of DJ Spinbad's Rock the Casbah might be valuable to someone.
I should throw it up on mediafire or something though.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
WE KEEP YOU SAFE
WE ARE YOUR HOPE
Oh, and any drink in a plastic bottle will go south within a few months, no matter how it's sweetened, because plastic bottles inevitably leak a bit. Metal cans and glass bottles don't have that problem.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead