The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Now that’s the difference between me
    I’ll show you emotional truth
    I’ll show you the fucking source
    I’ll show you yet another fucking liar
    And this is for the you
    I’ll show you that something that makes you:
    Feel different
    Feel special
    I’ll give you:
    Thoughts
    Images
    Sounds
    I’ll give the you something
    Even more interesting than the last one
    And I’ll tell you why it’s the best one yet
    And then you can look back on it all
    And say:
    This is the best thing that ever happened to me
    And see:


    Why you never became a dancer
  • And that’s the difference between me
    I’ll open the package
    I’ll watch the show
    I’ll enjoy perfectly well-made art
    I’ll get in line behind stupidity
    I’ll let you lie through your teeth
    I’ll make you feel special
    I’ll not pick out the mistakes in public
    I’ll just put it down to passion
    And feigned memory lapse
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I can't tell if forfuturereferenceonly is a troll or not, but either way they're fucking hilarious
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

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    I hear that when you burn a Dr Atkins book, you can hear Mrs. Baird screaming
  • edited 2012-11-25 02:44:14

    Warm leatherette melts, 
    On your burning flesh, 
    You can see your reflection, 
    On the luminescent dash. 

    Warm leatherette, 
    A tear of petrol, 
    Is in your eye, 
    The hand brake, 
    Penetrates your thigh. 

    A tear of petrol, 
    Is in your eye, 
    Quick let's make love, 
    Before we die. 

    On warm leatherette, 
    Join the carcrash set.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I miss Aurora, pre-shooting


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    hey this is all news to me

    I didn't see the "tone argument" until that white woman in the kimono photo caused all those tumblr posters to lose their shit and when she was all hey hey wait can we discuss this rationally (which is way, way more than I'd ever give them) she was then slammed with accusations of using the dreaded "tone argument"
    Ah. So the tone argument is completely silly, and it's not just me thinking that. Good to know.

  • Well that kicked ass.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    I miss Aurora, pre-shooting

    *hugs*

    I'm sorry...
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    Ah. So the tone argument is completely silly, and it's not just me thinking that. Good to know.
    Pretty much. I've never encountered any SJW in real life, not even at my University, but if their activities online are any indication the way they handle an argument in real life is shouting louder and over the person they're debating or arguing with. So much the better when they have others backing them up doing the same thing. I'm sure you and everyone else here has at least once either seen or was vicitim to such an encounter where the one loud-ass person (with or without said group) shot questions at you one after another and literally gave you little to no time to answer -- and if you did you were shouted down before you could finish answering.  This happens on IRC quite a bit, too. 

    Anyway, this is my take on it: An internet forum doesn't really allow for rapid-firing at an opponent even if they have a posse of their pals there for backup. They can get as angry and as insulting as they want, but they're still beholden to that other person's reply -- if they reply. And usually, the cool-headed person heads to higher ground when this happens and invites the other person along, but only if they act civil -- hereby depriving them of hitting under the belt, figuratively speaking. So, they make an appeal of sorts by accusing them of making a "tone argument" so they can keep the debate squarely in their playing field, playing by their rules.  

    When that appeal fails to sucker them back into a rigged argument, they fall on the accusation of "invalidation", that is, me not playing your game makes you feel invisible or worthless or whatever the fuck the nebulous, convenient term "invalidated" means at the given moment.  If that's the case -- that is, me (a person whom you have never met, and just words on a screen to you) says something that makes you feel invalidated, well, then you really do have problems. 
  • A waveshaper is an audio effect that changes an audio signal by mapping an input signal to the output signal by applying a fixed or variable mathematical function, called the shaping function or transfer function, to the input signal (the term shaping function is preferred to avoid confusion with the transfer function from systems theory).[3] The function can be any function at all.
    Mathematically, the operation is defined by the waveshaper equation

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    where f is the shaping function, x(t) is the input function, and a(t) is the index function, which in general may vary as a function of time.[4] This parameter a is often used as a constant gain factor called the distortion index.[5] In practice, the input to the waveshaper, x, is considered on [-1,1] for digitally sampled signals, and f will be designed such that y is also on [-1,1] to prevent unwanted clipping in software.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    A waveshaper is an audio effect that changes an audio signal by mapping an input signal to the output signal by applying a fixed or variable mathematical function, called the shaping function or transfer function, to the input signal (the term shaping function is preferred to avoid confusion with the transfer function from systems theory).[3] The function can be any function at all.
    Mathematically, the operation is defined by the waveshaper equation

    image

    where f is the shaping function, x(t) is the input function, and a(t) is the index function, which in general may vary as a function of time.[4] This parameter a is often used as a constant gain factor called the distortion index.[5] In practice, the input to the waveshaper, x, is considered on [-1,1] for digitally sampled signals, and f will be designed such that y is also on [-1,1] to prevent unwanted clipping in software.
    how silly can you get with that equation, like running it through everything calculus has to offer
  • It can get pretty silly

    though at some point the results can get... more interesting than useful.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Let’s see how well you know Central Avenue!
    I expect Anonus to pass this with flying colors.

    Easy
    1. Favorite pony?
    2. Favorite Disney Princess?
    3. Favorite color?
    4. Favorite Cartoon Cartoon?

    Medium
    5. Favorite book?
    6. Favorite childhood movie?
    7. Favorite post-Scratch troll?
    8. Name one kink.

    Hard
    9. Favorite Disney villain?
    10. Preferred Linux desktop?
    11. Favorite MLP villain?
    12. Favorite amusement park?

    Bonus: Fill in the blank.
    13. Charlotte, the ______ 8-year-old
    14. We will not ______ ______ on ______ ______
    15. Every time someone says “______”, I will break a pencil in half
    16. The Five Singers ______ in ______ Lakewood, OHIo

  • The sadness will last forever.
    lesley gore
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    1. Twilight Sparkle
    2. Belle
    3. Pink
    4. The Powerpuff Girls
    5. Matilda
    6. Back to the Future
    7. Terezi Pyrope
    8. Vorarephilia
    9. Gaston
    10. Xfce
    11. Queen Chrysalis
    12. Kings Island
    13. Rambunctious
    14. begin, crossing, DON'T, WALK
    15. I don't know
    16. REstauratnt, beautifiul
  • edited 2012-11-25 04:16:29
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Regular questions: 11/12 (My favorite Disney villain is Scar)

    Bonus questions: 3/4 ("borked" or "bork" is the word I was looking for)
  • Vorarephilia

    My my my


    The present active infinitive?


    Kinky
  • Pinkie Pie, Pink, Power-puff girls, alice.

    REstaurant.

    (I pronounce REstaurant as Re'estaurant)

    (I'm not doing very well with this quiz)

    (I could not remember whether the favorite princess was Belle or Alice)

    (It's past 4, and I should be in bed now)

    (Well, I am in bed, but I should be sleeping)
  • Semi-Random Thought Percolation: Vore Princess sounds like the name of a seriously trippy hentai
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    (I was planning to accept Alice as well as Belle, since Alice isn't actually a princess but is often included in Disney Princess merchandise)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I want something else

    To get me through this

    Semi-Random Thought Percolation
  • Hai :3
  • vore never really interested me


    Which I guess is a good thing, non-actualizable fetishes are never fun
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    Which I guess is a good thing, non-actualizable fetishes are never fun
    I know it. :(

    ...should we take this to NSFW?
  • When violet eyes get brighter
    And heavy wings grow lighter
    I'll taste the sky and feel alive again
    And I'll forget the world that I knew
    But I swear I won't forget you
    Oh if my voice could reach back through the past
    I'd whisper in your ear:
    "Oh darling I wish you were here"
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Oh man,

    I got up at 1115 >.>
  • And now, Yarrun. You know my curse.

    (helps that I just bought Terraria and Torchlight 2)

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Current Central Avenue Boredom Level: Writing shitty rap lyrics despite the fact I can't rap
  • someone pls buy me al l these tshirts now, thank
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Problem: the only rhyme I can think of for "princess" is "incest"

    Perhaps I have a one-track mind...
  • edited 2012-11-25 09:38:20
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    They call me Avenue, Central A-V-E
    If you're cramped for space then just write "AV."
    Like the best things in life, I just wanna be free
    Wow, rhyming's hard...I thought this would be easy!

    I'm the Pony Puff Princess from the 614
    I also like incest--hey, wanna hear more?
    No? That's okay, it's a bore
    Explaining that one just turns into a chore

    I got the element of magic like Twi-Spar
    Cult classics like Columbia Tri-Star
    And like Granger I come from the muggles
    But I got the joy and the laughter like Bubbles

    Watch out now, 'cause this could get hazardous
    I stomp transphobes like Macy's stomped Lazarus
    Breaking down misconceptions they has of us
    'Cause I'm motherfuckin' fabulous!
  • edited 2012-11-25 09:58:32
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I want this semester to be over already but all the same I don't want the next three weeks to pass by quickly because I'll have lost a good chunk of the holiday season.

    Another thing currently pissing me off is that this is the last week my brother's high school is providing busing, meaning I have to start picking him up every damn day.

    I suspect this has move comes not from a genuine need to balance the budget but a need to piss off parents enough that they vote for the levy when it goes on the ballot again in May. >:(
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Wow, that "tone argument" thing is something that really shouldn't exist. :P If someone tried that in real life, they'd likely end up in the hospital or worse.
  • They call me Avenue, Central A-V-E
    If you're cramped for space then just write "AV."
    Like the best things in life, I just wanna be free
    Wow, rhyming's hard...I thought this would be easy!

    I'm the Pony Puff Princess from the 614
    I also like incest--hey, wanna hear more?
    No? That's okay, it's a bore
    Explaining that one just turns into a chore

    I got the element of magic like Twi-Spar
    Cult classics like Columbia Tri-Star
    And like Granger I come from the muggles
    But I got the joy and the laughter like Bubbles

    Watch out now, 'cause this could get hazardous
    I stomp transphobes like Macy's stomped Lazarus
    Breaking down misconceptions they has of us
    'Cause I'm motherfuckin' fabulous!



    Fun fact: I read the Lazarus in the last stanza as "Lazuli" somehow, and was totally ready to get my pen and pad out.

    The instincts man, they never go away.

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