The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Also, Irene needs to stop lurking and say hi every once in a while.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Where is Irene?

    And vampires are totally overrated. In my humble opinion FACT
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    Kexruct said:

    vampire girl is trying a few too many fetishes at once

    she's only in the first quarter of the game, and yet is featured on all the promotional material and box art for it, ever
  • you must be new to advertising
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    it just seems incongruous for that game, see
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    evony
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    So I'm watching a Let's Play of Ao Oni

    Jesus christ this game is the scariest
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    This whole thing involving wal-mart and making people work today is really depressing. That and Christmas are just two days out of an entire year.  What's really depressing is the conservative element cheering this on, you'd think that given the religious element of both of these holidays they'd give in on two days out of 365. I guess this is just another casualty of the extreme polarization that's continuing. 
  • Irene is watching us.

    She's watching us right now.

    Anyways, on to previously scheduled post:

    So, I bought an anthology of Kurt Vonnegut short stories, and it turns out that he wrote this story in 1956. It's called "Miss Temptation", and it's about this small-time actress in a small-time town. She always gets the men watching when she goes outside to get her mail. She gets yelled at by this dude who just got back from the army because he thinks she's dressing sultry for the sole purpose of tempting all the men in in town.

    Later, he sees her again, and she calls him out for being a jerk, claiming that she doesn't exist for men; she exists for herself.

    Guys, Kurt Vonnegut addressed the problem of dateless guys complaining about hot girls who don't put out 60 years ago.
  • So I'm watching a Let's Play of Ao Oni


    Jesus christ this game is the scariest
    >Ao Oni

    >the scariest

    ahahahaha you poor thing

  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    hey

    it's pretty scary
  • edited 2012-11-23 01:48:36
    i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    ao oni

    scary


    um
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    I admit the south park version is rather silly
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I wish I were rich and powerful
  • edited 2012-11-23 01:53:34
    i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    i feel it would be a better game if it wasn't so unpolished, probably

    yes unpolished is a good word to describe it i think
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Iunno

    Personally I think it does good horror with what it's got
  • The only game I've ever played on RPGMaker that genuinely scared me was .flow.

    That is a scary game.

  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Hey
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    'Sup, Tools?
  • Is it bad that I almost always feel guilty for being too expensive around Christmas time?

    Maybe it's just me being a dummy but the London trip's continuing to make me feel worse about asking for hundreds of dollars in SWAG or whatever.

    Sigh. It's a bit of a weird conundrum-- either you ask for too much and get hella disappointed when you don't get 90% of it, or you ask for only a little and feel like you deserve more than that.
  • At school. Ugh, I really want to be in bed.
  • edited 2012-11-23 03:09:43
    Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Well you could always drop off a toy for Toys for Tots

    LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT TOYS FOR TOTS

    and this explanation comes from the Gunny himself!

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    Me and the Gunny at a Toys for Tots event. I donated that telescope and I got to me meet and talk to THE GUNNY. 

    Anyway every single toy (not kidding, every single damn toy) donated to Toys for Tots finds itself to a needy child. It's something us Marines do on our own time, with no cost to the taxpayer. Every year, every single toy gets distributed. No overhead, no waste, no muss, no fuss. So I'd like to encourage you all to donate this year if you can.

    ...no toy guns or any toys that could be deemed as violent. We reject those. Needs to be a new toy, too!

    Also, this:

  • Do they take old GameBoys.

    I literally have six GameBoys.

  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    No, it has to be a new toy, I should add that

    what shape are those Gameboys in? Old hardware like those are actually commanding decent sale values on Ebay and the like. 
  • Depends on the individual Gameboy, the purple one is almost wholly broken, whatever component(s) ran its sound have long sinced burned out, and the thing freezes up a lot. Most of them might as well be new, though.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Usually the most damaged bit on those old handhelds is the screen but replacement screens are now a dime a dozen. Hell, I was able to find a brand new aftermarket screen for my Sega Nomad. 

    Now are we talking about Gameboy Advances here, or Color, or the original?
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Regarding tea in America:

    It's not impossible to find good teas, but the good European flavors are practically non-existent. You have to go online to get a lot of that stuff. My wife gets some of her friends back in England to mail her Twinings. The Twinings we have in America are pretty shit in comparison. 
  • edited 2012-11-23 03:34:47
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Where is CA

    Did she decide to try a normal sleep schedule or something
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    THAT BITCH!
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Justice42 said:

    Regarding tea in America:


    It's not impossible to find good teas, but the good European flavors are practically non-existent. You have to go online to get a lot of that stuff. My wife gets some of her friends back in England to mail her Twinings. The Twinings we have in America are pretty shit in comparison. 
    I had no idea about this

    My tin of Twinings darjeeling says it's a product of England, but it's a tin of loose tea and not the bagged stuff
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Hey

    I have to go to work with a hangover the size of Lake Michigan and a dead leg.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    "Twinings of London" is...OK, but it's not the same as regular Twinings.

    The shitty part is, even U.K. specialty stores don't often carry actual  Twinings because people don't realize it's different from what they can get at their local super market. 
  • edited 2012-11-23 03:44:30
    Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    Hey

    I have to go to work with a hangover the size of Lake Michigan and a dead leg.

    B vitamins will help clear that right up, better than those goofy hangover cures that every culture has

    a large part of your uggh feeling is a deficiency in B vitamins in your body (the deficiency of water is the big one of course.) A few years ago in the service I was able to rebound after a 12 pack with a glass of water before bed and some b-vitamins and be ready for a formation run about six hours later
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Justice42 said:

    "Twinings of London" is...OK, but it's not the same as regular Twinings.


    The shitty part is, even U.K. specialty stores don't often carry actual  Twinings because people don't realize it's different from what they can get at their local super market. 
    Yeah I only buy loose tea in tins. Here in America that's the only way you know you're getting any sort of quality.


  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    Where is CA

    Did she decide to try a normal sleep schedule or something

    Not intentionally, but I spent the whole day around family with normal sleep schedules so I kinda ran out of steam.

    (I only got three hours of sleep Thanksgiving Day, FWIW)
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Good for them.

    Say what you will about unions, but as long as someone's doing something to eat away at this Black Friday nonsense I'm just gonna sit over here with a smug smile.

    From what I've heard, Wal-Mart treats their employees like crap most of the time anyway; I imagine Black Friday only makes it worse.
  • edited 2012-11-23 04:30:02
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know what I'm glad electronics manufacturers seem to have finally taken the hint on? Those power adapters that end in a bloody huge cube that won't fit properly into any power strip.

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    It seems like the favored method nowadays is to have the box in the middle with just a regular power cord running to the wall.

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    (I imagine they embraced this once they realized they could reduce the apparent size of things like cable boxes and video game consoles by using these things instead of internal power supplies.)
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Man I was so with the AVGN when he said those things should be banned
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Me too.

    Another thing I'm glad electronics companies picked up on: standardizing on Micro-USB for cell phone and mobile device chargers. No more of this running around the house trying to find which of the six cell phone chargers happens to fit your Motorola or LG.

    (The iPhone still uses proprietary crap, but hey, Apples gonna App.)
  • >having a phone that fits a normal charger

    hahahaha what's that like

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I find it kind of endearing that people are still making jokes about Clippy a decade after he was retired. I guess he left a lasting impression on us!

    Also it would have been funnier if that second word balloon was phrased as "Where do you want to go today?", since that was Microsoft's slogan in the mid-90s, around the time Clippy was introduced.
  • edited 2012-11-23 06:36:28
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I remember Clippy's Mac equivalent, Max, who looked like a 1986 Macintosh Plus.

    I remember him being less annoying and sometimes playing dead, like he'd "crash" and fall to the ground

    Also he had a separate window to himself
  • Speaking of stuff I'm digging out of Uncyclopedia, there is apparently an explanation for the infamous AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA page.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    That was a page-bottom so I'm posting it again:
    Anonus said:

    I remember Clippy's Mac equivalent, Max, who looked like a 1986 Macintosh Plus.

    I remember him being less annoying and sometimes playing dead, like he'd "crash" and fall to the ground

    Also he had a separate window to himself


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