The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Kexruct said:

    Why is it that every social media website has to awkwardly avoid the word "like?"

    Facebook doesn't have a monopoly on that word.

    It must be pretty heavily associated with them...

    YouTube and Tumblr use it (YouTube even has Like/Thumbs Up and Dislike/Thumbs Down)...

    ...these sites never have "Love" buttons.
  • The Wii U apparently allows you to "yeah" posts.

    WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS END
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Proper English breakfast - like x1000
  • Kexruct said:

    The Wii U apparently allows you to "yeah" posts.

    WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS END

    Well you see the problem with the Wii U is that it's the Wii U.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    Kexruct said:

    The Wii U apparently allows you to "yeah" posts.

    WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS END

    Well you see the problem with the Wii U is that it's the Wii U

    .

    When U see it, you do a 360 and walk a-wii
  • Kexruct said:

    The Wii U apparently allows you to "yeah" posts.

    WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS END

    Well you see the problem with the Wii U is that it's the Wii U.
    ....and?
  • edited 2012-11-22 19:56:13
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ^^^I remember seeing a variation on that joke but meant against the 360.

    My thoughts were "so what, do you moonwalk away from it?".
  • edited 2012-11-22 19:58:18
    Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Anonus said:

    ^^^I remember seeing a variation on that joke but meant against the 360.


    My thoughts were "so what, do you moonwalk away from it?".



    ...that's the joke, and it was originally about the 360
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    what is going on with vanilla here
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    right...i'm dense
  • Anonus said:

    ^^^I remember seeing a variation on that joke but meant against the 360.


    My thoughts were "so what, do you moonwalk away from it?".



    Well that's the thing, the person who originally said that meant it as an insult, apparently not realizing that if you turned 360o and walked, you'd be walking toward it.

    Kexruct said:

    Kexruct said:

    ....and?

    I could talk all day about why I don't like the Wii U, but do you really want me to?
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.


    Anonus said:

    ^^^I remember seeing a variation on that joke but meant against the 360.


    My thoughts were "so what, do you moonwalk away from it?".



    Well that's the thing, the person who originally said that meant it as an insult, apparently not realizing that if you turned 360o and walked, you'd be walking toward it.

    Kexruct said:

    Kexruct said:

    ....and?

    I could talk all day about why I don't like the Wii U, but do you really want me to?

    I would

     I'm curious as to what people think about this system
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I haven't really been following it, admittedly; the launch titles I know of don't really interest me, even though I like Nintendo...if anything I want Paper Mario: Sticker Star, a 3DS game
  • rant below, you have been warned

    Just off the top of my head, it has what is possibly the worst controller I've yet seen in the current console generation, it doesn't really seem to have too many games, or at least any I'd be interested in buying, but really the big thing is, it just seems like such a shameless cash-grab.

    Most of the important differences between the Wii and the Wii U are things that have nothing to do with the games themselves at all. It's all this social networking bullshit.

    Will it sell? Absolutely, it's Nintendo, and Nintendo has the same thing Apple has, a fanbase that will literally buy any fucking thing they put out. On top of that, they also rake in a very wide casual audience of people who are only buying it for (for example) their children. 

    Frankly, I think there is no noticeable improvement from the Wii to the Wii U, the reason neither Microsoft nor Sony have put out a new console is because they don't need to--neither did Nintendo--the current systems can keep up with gaming technology that's coming out now just fine. There is no reason for the Wii U to exist at all, and it pisses me off that people snap the thing up like it's ambrosia. 

    If Nintendo really wanted to move away from the motion control format, they should've just released a peripheral, which would've made them mountains of cash anyway.

    and in case anyone thinks I'm just some sort of Nintendo hater in general, I don't really mind the 3DS, even if from what I've heard it doesn't use the 3D aspect very well.

    rant over.

  • It's amazing to me that this song is almost three years old.

    (also it features one of our many HH mascots at her best)

  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Argh, I have a really bad headache. :|

    I took some painkillers. Hopefully, they'll start working soon.
  • edited 2012-11-22 20:38:05
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Nicki Minaj is one of our mascots?

    ^That would be good.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Well, my sister has played through New Super Mario Bros. U and says it's good...there's one opinion!

    Me, I'm still stuck in the Super Mario World era
  • edited 2012-11-22 20:39:12
    Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    Argh, I have a really bad headache. :|


    I took some painkillers. Hopefully, they'll start working soon.
    those weren't painkillers THEY WERE COW HORMONES

    move move move we gotta hide you before Imi retuOH SHIT
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Apparently the Hobbit movies are cursed

    Is it bad that this fuels my speculation that MGM is cursed
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Anonus said:

    Apparently the Hobbit movies are cursed


    Is it bad that this fuels my speculation that MGM is cursed
    Was the Twilight Zone movie an MGM movie
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    No, it was WB
  • Well, does MGM still hold the license and/or rights to Tom & Jerry?
  • edited 2012-11-22 20:47:52
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    No; it and most of their other old intellectual properties were sold to Turner Broadcasting in 1986 (the studio itself was included in this sale, but it was sold back to Kirk Kerkorian after only 74 days with Turner keeping all of MGM's back catalog and portions of that of their sibling United Artists; United Artists was sold back immediately). It's owned by Time Warner now.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ...how are the Hobbit movies cursed?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    All sorts of weird incidents; now there's an accusation of animal mistreatment...
  • edited 2012-11-22 20:52:51

    rant below, you have been warned

    Just off the top of my head, it has what is possibly the worst controller I've yet seen in the current console generation, it doesn't really seem to have too many games, or at least any I'd be interested in buying, but really the big thing is, it just seems like such a shameless cash-grab.

    Most of the important differences between the Wii and the Wii U are things that have nothing to do with the games themselves at all. It's all this social networking bullshit.

    Will it sell? Absolutely, it's Nintendo, and Nintendo has the same thing Apple has, a fanbase that will literally buy any fucking thing they put out. On top of that, they also rake in a very wide casual audience of people who are only buying it for (for example) their children. 

    Frankly, I think there is no noticeable improvement from the Wii to the Wii U, the reason neither Microsoft nor Sony have put out a new console is because they don't need to--neither did Nintendo--the current systems can keep up with gaming technology that's coming out now just fine. There is no reason for the Wii U to exist at all, and it pisses me off that people snap the thing up like it's ambrosia. 

    If Nintendo really wanted to move away from the motion control format, they should've just released a peripheral, which would've made them mountains of cash anyway.

    and in case anyone thinks I'm just some sort of Nintendo hater in general, I don't really mind the 3DS, even if from what I've heard it doesn't use the 3D aspect very well.

    rant over.

    I find that calling any game system a "shameless cash-grab" is rarely accurate.

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Huh.
    there's this

    (one of the things that isn't included in Turner's library is the original Flipper series, which Turner sold to the Samuel Goldwyn Company in the '90s. SGC was bought by Orion, which was bought by MGM)
  • Anonus said:

    Nicki Minaj is one of our mascots?



    Obviously.

    Also, does anyone remember when the History Channel used to show good shows? :|

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I know I'll catch hell for this but Pawn Stars and American Pickers can be fun...
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Is the History Channel still the Hitler Channel?
  • edited 2012-11-22 21:00:37
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Anonus: They can be, yes. The reality show drama parts are dumb, but I usually try to ignore them.

    I haven't really seen anything else on the History Channel's current lineup. I wonder if they still become the Hell Channel every other Sunday.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ^^Not as far as I can tell

    From what I can tell their identity is very AMERICAN now
  • Is the History Channel still the Hitler Channel?



    oh man, you are far, far too late for that.

    it stopped being The Hitlery Channel for a few years, and therein was the golden age, with shows like Digging For The Truth and Engineering an Empire, which were both genuinely fascinating and had charismatic hosts who presented the material in an interesting way.

    then

    then the Da Vinci Code craze hit, and it became all conspiracy shows all the time (Ancient Aliens is probably the most infamous of these, being the origin of the Aliens Guy image macro. Erich von Daniken is an asshole by the way, I threw away three years of my life believing his bullshit.)

    Nowadays it's....well stuff like Pawn Stars, which is sort of history, but it's also very much a reality TV show, and there's not a lot of actual interesting, large-scale history behind it.

    I have always wondered what happened to Josh Bernstein, he briefly had a show on Discovery after Digging For The Truth got canceled and I ain't heard of the guy since.

  • I also really hate console haters.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Well it's good to see that I'm not missing anything on cable or satellite at all
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-11-22 21:14:16
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    Stuck spam time!

    I like to think Clarence, being a coffee cup and all, would probably get all steamy and hot if you got him mad, like how Todd did in this comic-thingy I'm making, I guess. I couldn't really resist the "steamy/coffee" pun.

    Also, it's kinda funny to see how even though he looks a heck of a lot different (and better) than he did the first time I drew him, he's still fairly recognizable as being the same.

    image

    Also also I messed up his left (right?) leg. Whoops. :P
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    It's funny watching old episodes of MST3k, and hearing them refer to A&E as "the Hitler Channel". I guess it was before they spun off History. 

    Also, AU, I always wondered why Flipper had an SGC logo on it and not an MGM logo.
  • and so ARTS begat A&E and Nickelodeon

    and Nickelodeon begat Nick@Nite, Nick Jr., NickMom and TeenNick

    and A&E begat History

    and History begat H2 and Bio.
  • so I get that Teach The Controversy shirts are supposed to make fun of creationism

    but I'm having a hard time understanding what some of these are actually parodying in particular.

    image

    ??? ??? ???

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Bio. spun off from A&E, not History, I think.

    I thought A&E spun off from Nick (ARTS was ABC and Hearst's arts channel, and The Entertainment Channel was NBC's entertainment channel, and they merged into A&E)...Nick at Nite was meant to replace A&E when it became a full channel.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    happy turkey day, everyone
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-11-22 21:25:59
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    LOL ANONUS YOU JUST DO THE BEGAT THINGY THEN

    the preceding post has been a half joke
  • edited 2012-11-22 21:27:27
    i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    so I get that Teach The Controversy shirts are supposed to make fun of creationism

    but I'm having a hard time understanding what some of these are actually parodying in particular.

    image

    ??? ??? ???

    that's cthulhu, see, what with all the slumbering, and whatnot
  • british processed meat products includes dicks and faggots


    can't be all that bad
    spotted dick is actually a kind of dessert

    We stock something called "British Spotted Dick" in our foreign foods department.

    I don't know what it is, but it's made by Heinz, the same guys who make the ketchup.



    for some reason i find it adorable that there are british foods in the foreign foods department

    is there, like, baked beans and fish and chips and proper tea and black pudding and stuff in there? can you buy copies of private eye??

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