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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Characters:

    • Rainbow: the tough one. also the leader
    • Hermione: the smart one
    • Stocking: the one whose series I need to watch more of so I can get her character down
    • Mayor Bloomberg: the guy who's, like, in charge and stuff. only seen in silhouette
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Is it bad that my local communist club banned me because I believe that Israel should exist?
  • It's Gonna Be One Of Those Days
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Hi Naney

    I'm having one of those mornings where I'm beating myself up for not living in New York City

    I'm sure it will pass
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I have an urge to PHOTOGRAPH STUFF

    But I'm not sure what...
  • my foot is asleep


    it is cold outside
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    god i wish i lived in the city
  • if you kill all the rodents ill let you come stay with me
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The next person who complains about "having to" travel for a holiday gets beaten with a stop sign

    Not all of us can afford to travel places, you privileged fucks, so I don't want to hear about it

    (Yes, I bitched about the same thing last Christmas. It's a bit of a sore spot for me.)
  • I have an urge to PHOTOGRAPH STUFF


    But I'm not sure what...
    Assuming that the stereotypical Imi option is unavailable, I suggest you take pretty pictures of your books. Or pull a Central Avenue and go photograph stop signs.
  • i've never traveled anywhere


    can't afford to, wouldn't do it if i could
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I've only "traveled" twice.

    The first time was when my parents decided to milk an insurance-company-provided rental car for all it was worth by taking us to Parkersburg, WV (my dad's hometown) for the weekend. Only a 2 and a half hour drive, but still nice to get out of town for once.

    The second time was last year. My sister was staying with friends and Georgia so my family traveled down there to spend the weekend and then take her home.
  • imma be going to my dad's later
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Cool!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Should I got to bed or should I sit around drawing signs for my imaginary science museum?

    Normally I'd say I should be in bed by now but I only have the later of my two classes tonight...
  • one hour until i can go home


    18 minutes of charge on my laptop
  • Nobody knows everything
    We know this to be true
    Everything is difficult
    Except what's in front of you
    But it's complicated even under your nose
    Bullshit math equations 
    And your highs and your lows
    And your manic depression
    It comes and it goes
    Your parasympathetic nervous system reacts
    And you're in fight-or-flight mode

    How's the world so small when the world is so large?
    And what made the world, could I please speak to who's in charge?
    Everything is real but it's also just as fake
    From your daughter's birthday party to your grandmother's wake
    And your bi-polar illness, it comes and it goes
    You parasympathetic nervous system reacts
    And you're in fight or flight
    You're in fight or flight
    You're in fight or flight mode

    I've tried to know which words to sing so many times
    And I've tried to know which chords to play 
    And I've tried to make it rhyme
    And I've tried to find the key that all good songs are in
    And I've tried to find the notes to make that great resounding din

    But there's a bad man in everyone
    No matter who we are
    There's a rapist and a Nazi living in our tiny hearts
    Child pornographers and cannibals, and politicians too 
    There's someone in your head waiting to fucking strangle you

    So here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
    People love you more, oh nevermind, oh nevermind
    In fucking fact, Mrs. Robinson
    The world won't care whether you live or die, live or die
    In fucking fact, Mrs. Robinson, 
    They probably hate to see your stupid face, your stupid face
    So here's to you, Mrs. Robinson, 
    You live in an unforgiving place.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You have school today? I didn't expect that, for some reason.
  • edited 2012-11-21 10:42:09

    my sis has no school today or tomorrow, i have no school tomorrow or friday


    because fuck logic


    of course i am nowhere near school lol


    aaaand im about outa charge
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    well see you when you get to some electricity then

    or more likely when i get up this afternoon, whatever
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    CA

    Aren't there any cheap intra-American travel deals?

    I mean I was able to travel to the Netherlands last month on £120.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Anonus said:

    Stocking?

    Do you think Gainax approved of this?

    Gainax has a history of doing anything on a whim, this is why they've always had a history of problems simply meeting a budget
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Now I'm here
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Ugh.

    Still sick, but not as bad as yesterday.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    This is frustrating. Winter weather has never dried my hands out this much before. Why now?

    Wearing socks on your hands while skin care products soak in makes it difficult to type.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Got dry hand problems?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ^^ How do you type with boxing gloves on?
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    This is frustrating. Winter weather has never dried my hands out this much before. Why now?


    Wearing socks on your hands while skin care products soak in makes it difficult to type.
    Go locate and use corn husker's oil

    it's more powerful and lasts longer than that cheap aloe hand lotion crap 
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    wow, Fat Albert had episodes about stealing cable TV and the Amish

    damn this show was awesome
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

    Go locate and use corn husker's oil


    it's more powerful and lasts longer than that cheap aloe hand lotion crap
    I'll keep this in mind. Conveniently, we already have it.

    What I've been using is glycerin cream (is that what you call it?) "with buffered alpha hydroxy." It's good as a short-term solution, but it doesn't last until the next morning.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Viani said:

     I like you and I wish you would make longer posts so that I can see what you think about things.


  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis

    The next person who complains about "having to" travel for a holiday gets beaten with a stop sign


    Not all of us can afford to travel places, you privileged fucks, so I don't want to hear about it

    (Yes, I bitched about the same thing last Christmas. It's a bit of a sore spot for me.)
    #CheckYourTravelPrivileges
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Travel can be fun.

    Can be.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Yeah, I'm probably not going anywhere for the holidays, as all my family lives in the DC area.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.


    a lively tune
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    Many complain that the words of the wise are always merely parables
    and of no use in daily life, which is the only life we have. When the
    sage says: "Go over," he does not mean that we should cross over to some
    actual place, which we could do anyhow if the labor were worth it; he
    means some fabulous yonder, something unknown to us, something too that
    he cannot designate more precisely, and therefore cannot help us here in
    the very least. All these parables really set out to say merely that
    the incomprehensible is incomprehensible, and we know that already. But
    the cares we have to struggle with every day: that is a different
    matter.

    Concerning this a man once said: Why such reluctance? If you only
    followed the parables you yourselves would become parables and with that rid
    yourself of all your daily cares.

    Another said: I bet that is also a parable.

    The first said: You have won.

    The second said: But unfortunately only in parable.

    The first said: No, in reality: in parable you have lost.





  • The sadness will last forever.
    My hair is actually reddish brown if you look closely. It only looks black.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *looks closely* Hey, you're right!
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    imageThis is hw my little sister lked when she was little.  h n my keybard is malunctining.  This is unrtunate.  Hw d yu ix a keybard when it is breaking?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Replacing it, usually. Keyboards tend to be cheaply made and not very easily repaired, at least in my experience.

    Also, I dreamed I was worried Mitt Romney would win the election. I think my mind's showing me reruns!
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    could be worse

    it could have been Mitt's magical underpants paying you a visit
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