The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    A new program of violent, sensational, lurid shows was instituted on ABC in an effort to boost its ratings

    also grape-flavored condoms were inserted into the anuses of all subordinates to the network
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    And they were fed to vicious dogs
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    For instance, take the series I Shoved A Knife Up My Wife's Ass

    It has all the ingredients needed to succeed with today's audience: over-the-top violence, attractive leads, and an intriguing gimmick: just how many people can the lead character brutally murder, on screen, in gruesome detail?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    There were also kittens on ABC, in order to wash out the minds of the masses

    Sometimes these kittens would run people over with motorcycles, because COOL FACTOR 1000%
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    The first time I even heard of CiCi's was when I went to MFM in Memphis (I had a crush on someone; best not to ask :P), and a bunch of people went there as a group.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Was it fun?
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Anonus said:

    also grape-flavored condoms were inserted into the anuses of all subordinates to the network

    I miss out on all the cool stuff
  • I love how one of the playable races in this game is a sapient Octopus.

    And another is a sapient housecat.

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Octopi are great

    Octopi ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ humanity
  • this is a great song.

    In no small part because C-Rayz-Walz is on it.

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    HAAAAAAAAAAAAT
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Hi Imi

    Did you hear about the breast programming that ABC is going to broadcast
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Anonus said:

    Octopi are great


    Octopi ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ humanity
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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    How do octopus tentacles feel in your mouth

    They don't look very tasty to me, in fact I worry about hurting them :(
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Anonus said:

    Hi Imi


    Did you hear about the breast programming that ABC is going to broadcast
    All Boobs Channel? Of course
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Anonus said:

    How do octopus tentacles feel in your mouth


    They don't look very tasty to me, in fact I worry about hurting them :(
    they're not too bad

    cooking octopus correctly is the tricky part
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Should I try them?
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Anonus said:

    Should I try them?

    sure, I'd go with sampling it as sushi first. It's one of the types of sushi that's cooked all the way through, though in the country there's places that serve it up raw (blech!)

  • Bred to select 
    erase from existence
    Invention of morals
    crushed by truth
    Global order
    defined by nature
    Bound and forced
    the pigs will have blood

    God 

    is 

    war
  • Hey, Whitechapel is coming to town! 


    on the other hand, they are touring with Emmure.


    hmmmm
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I am currently terribly sick and bedridden.

    See you guys when I get better.

    Until then, just pretend I'm around saying stupid, bigoted, wrong wrong wrong, and occasionally insightful things.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Wal-Mart has really turn to shit these past years, and I think a lot of it has to do with Walt passing on. When he was alive, Wal-Mart was never open on big holidays like Thanksgiving or Christmas, now in the name of the almighty dollar, they are. And that's fucking sad. 

    I also don't approve of this one bit either:

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    We signed up knowing this was a possibility. Us doing so in no way gives a corporation the excuse to do the same.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Get well, Aliroz!
  • The sadness will last forever.
    sprungdog bearpints
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    peanut butter
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Alcon Entertainment
  • Wal-Mart has really turn to shit these past years, and I think a lot of it has to do with Walt passing on. When he was alive, Wal-Mart was never open on big holidays like Thanksgiving or Christmas, now in the name of the almighty dollar, they are. And that's fucking sad. 



    Weird thing is, if you look at sales figures, no major chain that's open on major holidays ever makes a significant amount of money.

    In fact, at our store (we're closed on Christmas, but that's it) we usually lose money. Who the heck goes to Wegman's on Thanksgiving?

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Happens on the 4th of July every year at my store. Almost no business; we stand around and look at each other and say "why the hell are we here?"
  • new tune I'm working on is really coming together.


    i might even put it on my soundcloud
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    ^ Dexter, eat your heart out
  • he is the prodigy



    sorry i couldn't help mahself
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Speaking of Black Friday, I was at my local Best Buy when I noticed a tent setup outside the door.

    Yep, that's right, someone has decided to camp out at LEAST two days before Thanksgiving to be the first in the store come black Friday.

    We had a good run guys, but society is over. 


  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Everybody go home
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Yep, hug your loved ones and don't worry, it'll all be over soon.
  • Every time someone tells me they're a Hopsin fan, I just want to blurt out, in my best little boy voice, "gee [name], I didn't know you were into entry level hipster garbage! :D"
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *hugs book collection and guitar*
  • Hopsin? isn't that the dude that was on That's So Raven?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Kelvin Doe

    Makes me feel bad about not doing anything worthwhile, ever, I feel

    Also I wish I were more into music, it feels like an important subject to me
  • huh


    i like his hand gestures
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    uboa
  • also those contacts are pretty cool
  • i like his hand gestures



    If he does that right it's about the only thing he does.

    And yeah he was on That's So Raven, he used to be an actor or something. Then he was briefly on Ruthless Records (Eazy-E's old label) which he got booted from, then he started his own label called Funk Volume, which is the largest collection of garbage that currently exists on the "incredibly mainstream but has somehow fooled his fans into thinking he's TRU UNDERGROUND". He sounds like 90s Eminem, but worse, and he's preachier than Lupe Fiasco (who he's dissed. He disses everyone, because it's the only way anyone will pay attention to him). It's a perfect storm of suck, and he's probably the only musician currently whose music actually makes me angry to listen to. I literally cannot listen to it.

    I realize this means nothing to you, but it's annoying he's as popular as he is on all the assorted hip-hop forums on the internet.

    also those contacts are pretty cool



    I hate this too. Not that he wears them--he's a grown man and is entitled to wear what he likes--but that he thinks he owns the concept of "rapper who wears contacts". Other people do it and have done it (see: "What's Happenin' " by Busta Rhymes and Method Man), and he throws a hissy fit whenever someone else does it.

    Because he's a special and unique snowflake you see. 

  • ok then


    to me he just sounded really generic
  • Generic is also an apt descriptor.

    There are a lot of rappers lately who sound like they stepped out of 1996 (Joey Bad@$$ comes to mind as another example. I can't stand him either.)

  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    1996? As in, like, Puff Daddy and other related horrors?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I REMEMBER PUFF DADDY sort of
  • edited 2012-11-21 00:43:48

    im like really bored


    so im trying to figure out how i can work one of schoenberg's little piano pieces into a hip hop beat
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