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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I do?

    Also I guess I shouldn't expect common sense numbering from the same company that's been releasing "10.x" versions of their desktop operating system for a decade now. Idiots.
  • edited 2012-11-20 02:34:30
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ^^I don't understand why you're such a stickler for proper numeration when that takes a backseat to marketing, sweetie

    A big "11" or "XI" doesn't have quite the same impact as a big "X"
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    When one considers not only that the negative experiences to positive experiences ratio has been incredibly disproportionate for wildlife over the last billion years, but that all of those rare positive experiences are the result of running from a negative experience -- and one is atheist, lacking a belief in any kind of creator or purposeful functionality in the universe -- it should quickly become apparent that life is disgusting and stupid.

    I love how the likes of tumblr and this guy honestly think that over-the-top indirect self-criticism (I don't know how else to put it) is the endgame of enlightenment

    Even though it's just another variant of the childish "sour grapes" attitude. "I don't understand this whole great big plan or "existence" business, so all life and meaning and everything is dumb. Checkmate and what now, universe? :smug:"
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ^^I don't understand why you're such a stickler for proper numeration when that takes a backseat to marketing, sweetie

    A big "11" or "XI" doesn't have quite the same impact as a big "X"
    But it's been 11 and a half years; by now the "X" is old hat.

    You know that if they announced an XI now all the Apple fanboys would go crazy
  • Apple products are making less sense now. An iPad mini?!

     

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    It's supposed to be between an iPod Touch and an iPad. iPads are pretty large...
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    You know that if they announced an XI now all the Apple fanboys would go crazy
    Well

    if Apple announced that they were selling dried dog turds on plates, apple fans would go crazy and stand out in freezing weather in front of an Apple store at zero dark stupid to be the first to buy one

    I mean really there was people who made complaints that Apple store employees were opening the packages of the new phones and ruining this sacred pleasure for them
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...

    Yeah, you've got a point
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    On the other side of the coin, Apple is pretty damn smart at knowing what the consumer wants, and even smarter about playing chicken in order to do it (like with Flash.)  I know that a lot of people are irritated by the lack of flash in mobile devices but it's true that it's a clunky broken piece of shit and what's set to replace it is way better. 
  • edited 2012-11-20 03:07:29
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    HTML5?

    Now I'm wondering how Adobe will try to compete with that...I know them mostly as the graphic design software/tool masters, and maybe Flash will wind up finding its primary customer base to be the animation industry (much as I dislike shoddy Flash cartoons hopefully the general quality of Flash animation will improve and it will get past its "modern limited animation" phase, hopefully it won't kill traditional animation either).
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    It's going to be hard for Adobe to compete with an open standard, though. As for the animation industry, I really don't know -- from what I understand Flash is what they use to animate MLP and the like, but JohnK is talking about some other animation softwares that he's like now that he's moved from Flash. 
  • edited 2012-11-20 03:13:48
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Toon Boom, I think...
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Honestly, I think when it comes to Flash video vs. HTML5 video, Adobe's biggest advantage will be stubborn people who are all like "WHY DID THEY CHANGE YOUTUBE, I WANT IT BACK HOW IT WAS BEFORE" and don't care that the new way actually works better.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I wonder if HTML5 video is easily downloaded...
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Define "easily downloaded."
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Through downloaders...
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You mean like those scripts that let you save copies of YouTube videos? I can't imagine it would be too hard for someone to write one of those to work with the HTML5 player...
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Also I was looking at this again and I just realized I inadvertently used two different colors for the Don't Walk hand. (Look right when the through signals go red; you'll see a barely-noticeable color change on the ped signal)

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  • You know how I was saying awhile back that there should be a game that lets you just do magic?

    Turns out there now is totally fucking a game that does that. It's also got some roguelike and platformer elements, which is cool. It's kinda like Terraria I guess.

    Still in Alpha though, unfortunately.

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    HAT, YOU GODDAMNED ASSHOLE
  • edited 2012-11-20 05:13:46
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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    wheee
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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Google Cialty?
  • The sadness will last forever.
    jimmies


    part of a complete breakfast
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I sat and stared at this for like three minutes before uploading it. It's hypnotizing

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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Mimimimimimimimimimimimimimi...
  • once upon a time i read a book about the end of the world and what comes after

    and it was a beautiful book, in spite of or because of ? it.

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Lions Gate is presently taking YOUR suggestions for movies but we'll keep 100% of the profits because we're more better than you
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    RED LIGHT PHOTO ENFORCED
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    And as such Summit Entertinment became Summit Pictures before this sentence was written but they bolstered the economy with their successful pornographic films that grossed over $700 billion individually and $14 trillion combined making them the highest grossing films of all time and also they fucked your dad better than you ever could you namby-pamby
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I swallowed Colorado
  • edited 2012-11-20 06:59:50
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    When NFL football funded the space program however humanity ceased to exist and New Line Cinema had to bring back humanity on its own volition in this stirring coming-of-age tale they didn't want you to see due to a scene in which Barack Obama is dunked in ketchup for charity
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Funding for the air loom was provided by Kellogg's Frosted Flakes
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Virile young men were farmed in this building for their extraordinary seed that will create superhumans that shit nuclear waste and then eat it up because they're just that badass
  • you know ive heard that most apple juice you can buy in markets today is only like twenty percent apple

    most of it is pear juice with apple added overtop for flavoring

    i think pears get a bad rap, on a related note. i think pears are pretty tasty myself.

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Aren't pears pretty much just funny-looking apples?
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    wheee
    O_O
  • pears are a bit more mild and....i guess you could say creamy in flavor, almost.

    i should eat more pears.

    im drinking "apple" (pear) juice right now, which is why i thought of it.

    our different kinds of sleepdep don't mesh well, do they 

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    No, they do not

    Oranges donated by the First Church of Angus Oblong to a cause known as Diarrheal Music For Kids
  • dude that's gross.

    anyway

    things

    y'all should read this manga. fuck linking to the first page though, i'm lazy and lazy.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Mine and Anonus's do, but I'm not sleepdepping right now...
  • i'm thinking about space travel again

    why could i not be born in a time where theres a bunch of cities on mars and the cities are named after famous scientists and the capitol is called Sagan.

  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    I'm scared to turn left at a set of lights IN AMERICA because I will probably have a fatal accident.
  • I'm scared to turn left at a set of lights IN AMERICA because I will probably have a fatal accident.

    only if youre in boston my british friendo.
  • edited 2012-11-20 07:20:35
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Ace Rimmer is right

    Why am I posting poorly drawn animated traffic lights when I could post photographs of real ones


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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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    And for you non-drivers out there:

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