The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Damn, it doesn't say how big the building is.

    Though it occurs to me that if I look at enough real life science museums and say "I want that!" I'll eventually have enough stuff to fill my overly large museum.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Hostess is going out of business. This is a good or bad thing depending
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    in episode 4 of senkou no night raid, the psychic japanese defense forces debate imperial-era politics and hire a prostitute to learn that their photos were stolen by a cat.

    anime
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Heya
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I want my science museum to have a small room that's only accessible by going through an unmarked door at the back of another exhibit.

    Inside there will be a sign to the effect of "Congratulations! You found the secret room!" but I'm not sure what else should be in the room...
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    I really wish my fucking mother would fuck off
  • edited 2012-11-16 10:39:39

    ^ ^ Tesla's death ray.


    ^ Kinky.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I was thinking it would be cool to have a marker in the secret room and invite anyone who finds it to sign their name and date on the wall, but this would probably be too open to abuse...
  • I was thinking it would be cool to have a marker in the secret room and invite anyone who finds it to sign their name and date on the wall, but this would probably be too open to abuse...
    Kinky
  • I was thinking it would be cool to have a marker in the secret room and invite anyone who finds it to sign their name and date on the wall, but this would probably be too open to abuse...

    Go digital with it, make it a backwards-projected touchscreen.

    That way you can filter what drawings and wrtiting stays on it, and if someone draws a dick or something you can erase it without ruining the rest of the wall.
  • don't let any marines in there.
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-11-16 10:51:39
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    Even the Corporal?

    Surely no secret wall wouldn't be right without a sizable doodle of Deco Bleu. :P
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    See, I was thinking that if we're going technological, it might be better to have a computer in there with a camera on it. You can take your picture (and add your name if you like), then view pictures of everyone else who's found the secret room and left their pictures there.

    It would be cheaper than touchscreen walls (remember, only a fraction of museum goers should be seeing this anyway, so it's not worth going all-out) and it would be a bit more visual.

    ...I'm wondering if this is even really feasible. It's a building open to the general public; once someone spreads word of the secret room it won't be a bloody secret anymore.
  • I feel snuggley.


    (*Snuggles erryone*)
  • edited 2012-11-16 10:54:19
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Also, listening to Christmas music is somehow very conductive to thinking up ideas for this place.

    I assume this is because I conceived the idea last Christmas, though I never wrote anything down...

    ^ *snuggles back*
  • You'd be surprised. Bury it deep enough into the building and nobody'll find it.

    And even if they do, people won't believe them.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tre said:

    You'd be surprised. Bury it deep enough into the building and nobody'll find it.


    And even if they do, people won't believe them.
    I was thinking of putting it in the Perception exhibit.

    The Perception exhibit has stuff that's basically meant to mess with your mind--there's an Ames room inside, and the entrance to the exhibit from the main hallway is built with slanted walls and ceiling in such a way that you feel like you're leaning over when in fact you're walking perfectly straight and level.

    I figure if we stick a seemingly innocuous door somewhere like that, where everyone's gonna be preoccupied with something more interesting, only the truly observant will find it.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    I was thinking it would be cool to have a marker in the secret room and invite anyone who finds it to sign their name and date on the wall, but this would probably be too open to abuse...

    I think you already know what would happen if a Marine found that room
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So with a marker we'd end up with a room full of dicks, and with a computer we'd end up with a computer that's turned on 24/7 despite being used very rarely.

    ...Maybe this room isn't that good an idea to begin with

    Also I've reached that point where I know I should be in bed but I can't, like, "stop" myself.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I wonder what the next signal in my collection will be.

    A Durasig would be cool, but I was hoping for something a bit older. And given the limited amount of space, and I should probably go for one with 8" lenses; I don't think another 12-incher would really fit.

    Though there's always ped signals...eventually I'd like to get my Eagle Mark IV mounted on some kind of stand and then attach a ped signal to the same stand...
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    what about them orange striped barrels
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Ooh, that'd be cool, too!

    Also I wanna pick up a stop sign at some point. That'll probably be the next thing I get, actually, since that's so cheap...
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    back in high school me and my friends simply stole a stop sign.  That was really stupid of us to do but none of us realized how large those damn things really were
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    The realisation is the best part.
  • I wonder what the next signal in my collection will be.

    Corporal Forsythe
    A Durasig would be cool, but I was hoping for something a bit older. And given the limited amount of space, and I should probably go for one with 8" lenses; I don't think another 12-incher would really fit.

    Though there's always ped signals...eventually I'd like to get my Eagle Mark IV mounted on some kind of stand and then attach a ped signal to the same stand...
    Durasig makes me think of some sort of ancient Viking halberd.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    HOW DID I GET TRAPPED IN THIS COMMENT QUOTE



    HAL;P

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Sign I'm up too late: the stray Deco in the quote makes me giggle incessantly
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Now I'm here
  • edited 2012-11-16 12:00:58
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Huh, apparently the "Durasig" trademark was owned by, of all companies, Gulf+Western.

    AFIAK Siemens still produces signals with the Durasig wordmark on the back, but doesn't market them under that name. Basically they're just using the old molds and not giving a fuck about any old trademarks on them.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Also Corporal if you still care
    showcase the power of the new (for the time) Namco System II hardware
    I would change that to "at the time"
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

    Hostess is going out of business. This is a good or bad thing depending

    Hostess may be going away, but I wouldn't rule out Twinkies so easily. The power of yellow sponge cake and Bavarian creme will compel someone; McKee/Little Debbie or one of the Flowers companies sound like good bets to me.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    NO MORE TWINKIES? I will not live in such a world!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    jesus fuck I'm still awake

    this is not ok central avenue

    and there's no melatonin in the house, bbbbbb
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Try watching this.


  • The sadness will last forever.
    ran ran ran ran ran ran ran ruuuuuuuuuuu
  • The sadness will last forever.
    hambaga hambaga hambaga
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    People have been blaming the unions
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Guys, Forsythe has been trapped.  It is up to us to rescue him.  Get the magnets, screwdrivers, buzzsaws, crowbars, hippopotamus repellent, ropes, flashlights, crossbows, key molds, walkie-talkies, duct tape, duck tape, and fancy longcoats, we're going on a caper!
  • The sadness will last forever.
    tommy wisesau should be in every movie
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