Introducing the amazing, the awe inspiring, Klutzo Kid! Gasp as she trips up some stairs! Laugh as she causes milk to fall out the fridge by placing pizzas next to them! Chortle as she knocks a pan on rice into the sink with her elbow whilst getting a spoon out the drawer! Howl as she treads on the dog water bowl and spills water everywhere! All this and more in The Misadventures Of Klutzo Kid!
I feel trapped. I don't want to live here anymore.
8 months ago I thought by this point my mother would have sent my dad packing and it would be just the four of us living in Whitehall. I was willing to stay because I figured with her disability she'd need me around. But at this point it's become apparent that nothing is going to change any time soon and I'm sick of sitting around waiting. I got to find somewhere I can move on my own...
Well aren't you about ready to move on to a four-year university? If you don't already have that ball rolling you should get onto it and check out your options especially in regards to living on-campus at the dorms.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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I'm awake is what I'm saying.
death of the author probably. that was him.
he wrote lots of other stuff which also owns
Like S/Z, which is... thorough.
>playing a Draconian Venom-Mage
>find a Ring of Magical Power
oh hellzyea
My clumsiness levels have suddenly shot up.
I found a Scroll of Random Uselessness.
hooray?
Dammit, brain
Also
Dear Sky,
Its totally not rad to tease us with footage of new Futurama episodes if you're going to show series 1-4, the films and half of series 6
I always get stuff like this on my Facebook feed.
What are the "A" guy and the Eye of Providence parody from? I recognize Discord, Octi, and that unicorn from Adventure Time...