The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    D'awww
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    Imipolex's G's Double Bakery Nighmare

    what
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
  • The sadness will last forever.
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    yay toleration
  • Skipped school, went to Target, got a sammitch, shampoo, deodorant & Bangarang
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ^truant
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    image


  • Also I got this supposedly small bag of doritos, couldn't finish em.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm still awake

    at this point I'm counting on all the extra sleep I got last night to keep me from crashing this evening at class...thankfully Tuesday's class only runs till 7:30
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    Imipolex's G's Double Bakery Nighmare

    what
    Each bakery is a breast, duh
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I sort of guessed that but...still that's a weird way of putting it
  • edited 2012-11-13 11:12:33


    I love the sample from the interview with Jim Morrison in here
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    I sort of guessed that but...still that's a weird way of putting it

    Why am I laughing so hard
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    HAW HAW
  • edited 2012-11-13 11:35:01
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    "Please to be inviting Imipolex's G to the bakery" said Pinkie pie. "He is needed to evaluate the effectiveness of taste of our new recipe formula for the baking of pastries featuring chocolate chip."
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    why do they call it a hacksaw
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Heya hun
  • edited 2012-11-13 12:36:05
    ಠ_ಠ
    *hugs tightly*
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Hi Tools

    mmmmm...chocolate chip
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    why do they call it a hacksaw

    HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


    U-S-A U-S-A 
  • Fact: every time you use the word "sheeple" you come closer to raising the eldritch Ram-Men from their graves beneath the earth.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    If I'd have known how easy (and dirt cheap) it is to fix a big bowl of fried rice, I'd have been fixing this all the time for years
  • Rice rice rice

    rice is pretty nice

    we eat it up add meat and stuff and serve it with some wine, hey!

  • Well I’m ropin’ up my saddle for the long long ride
    Every time I see the desert there’s something inside says 
    Yo! Yo! This is the life! Give me open land and a big ol’ knife 
    To get some bear, deer, even a snake
    I light me a fire do the shake and bake I say 
    Yo! Yo! I’m a cowboy now
    The sun is hot and dry gonna rope me a cow I say 
    Yo! Yo! I’m loose and free
    Whoa there Nelly you’re the horse for me!


    Rope em up boys the desert is a callin’
    Yahoo, yahoo, yahoo
    Saddle up fellas, the dessert is a callin’ 
    Yahoo, yahoo, yahoo


    Christmas time! Christmas time!
    Jesus, Mary and the manger
    Christmas time, family time
    Do all your shopping at Wal-Mart!


    Easter Time! Easter Time! 
    Love, forgiveness, and the bunnies!
    Easter Time! Chocolate time!
    Do all your shopping at Wal-Mart!


    Out on the plains just me and my mind
    Took me a break to read some Wittgenstein
    Born in Vienna in ’89 
    He obessessed with theories of language and time 
    Like “Tractactus” where Ludwig would claim 
    “The logic of our language is misunderstood” 
    Philosophy is based on a false pretense 
    So philosophy itself is nonsense! Nonsense!
    Philosophy itself is nonsense!


    Bedutung ist tun 
    Es ist ein Sprachspiel
    Nonsense! Nonsense!
    Wörter sind inhalt 
    Yahoo! Yahoo!

  • Yom Kippur! Yom Kippur! 
    Self-reflection and atonement
    Yom Kippur, that’s what for!
    Do all your shopping at Wal-Mart!


    Oh say can you – Feel the embers glowing and the turkey in the oven!
    America! Hear the children singing – there’s a turkey in the oven!
    Rockets red glare! Candles are so pretty -- and a turkey in the oven! 
    Do all your shopping at Wal-Mart!
    Buy spurs that jingle at Wal-Mart!


    Ramadan! Ramadan! 
    Lots of praying with no breakfast!
    Ramadan, so much fun!
    Do all your shopping at Wal-Mart!


    It’s home, home on the big ol’ range 
    Yippe tai oh get along there stranger
    Rope ‘em, ride ‘em, shoot ‘em up good 
    We’re big and bad in the cowboy hood
    I say Yo! Yo! Got a river to ford
    With a life like this I never be bored
    I say Yo! Yo! I’m wild and free
    Whoa Miss Kitty you’re the gal for me!

    Whoa Miss Kitty
    I say whoa there 
    Whoa Miss Kitty 
    Yahoo! Yahoo!


    Labor Day! Labor Day! 
    Schools are closed and pools are open!
    Labor Day! All the way!
    Do all your shopping at Wal-Mart!

    Oh say can you – Grandma’s on the phone go and tell her that you love her!
    America! -- Daddy’s on the phone go and tell him that you love him!
    The Golden land! Sister’s on the phone go and tell her that you love her!
    Do all your shopping at Wal-Mart!

    Veteran’s Day! Veteran’s Day!
    Big parades with guns and soldiers
    Veteran’s Day! What’s there to say? 
    Do all your shopping at Wal-Mart!

    Holloween! Holloween! 
    Candy corn for lunch and dinner! 
    Holloween, what a scream!
    Do all your shopping at Wal-Mart!

    Look out there! It’s an injun band! 
    Coming this way, gonna fight for my land 
    And build a hometown grocery store
    American cheese worth fighting for
    Call it “dry gulch” “O.K. Corral”
    Holiday spot for you and your gal 
    To get some cool shit and desert rays
    Cowboy living the American way
    It’s cowboy living 
    Go! Go!
    It’s cowboy living
    Go! Go! 
    It’s cowboy living
    All the way! 

    Rope ‘em up boys! 
    The desert is a callin’! 
    Yahoo! Yahoo! Yahoo!
    Saddle up fellas!
    The desert is a callin’! 
    Yahoo! Yahoo! Yahoo! 

    Vice Presidential Candidate! Twenty-seven electoral votes!
    Central policy issues! Two party system! Struggle! People! 
    Coming together out ofa desire to obtain political power! 
    Gain control of the government! Executive branch! Military branch! 
    Foreign affairs! Influence policy! Promote ideology – fascism! 
    Promote individual interests – George Stephanopoulous! Imelda Marcos!
    Promote special interests – sugar! Beef! Bananas! Pork Bellies! 
    Pork barrels! Lumber! Coca-cola! The information superhighway! 
    Three thousand years of oppression! 
    Who enslaved humans of color? Who invaded the Carribbean? 
    Who murdered all the innocent children?! You did! You! You!

    It may be you 
    It could be me 
    It’s not enough 
    To wait and see
    And when we all 
    Lock arms and sing
    Then bells of freedom 
    Ring ding ding!
  • Paradoxically, the Most Unwanted Song is the best thing ever.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    i'm sad that i'm flying
  • The most unwanted music is over 25 minutes long, veers wildly between loud and quiet sections, between fast and slow tempos, and features timbres of extremely high and low pitch, with each dichotomy presented in abrupt transition. The most unwanted orchestra was determined to be large, and features the accordion and bagpipe (which tie at 13% as the most unwanted instrument), banjo, flute, tuba, harp, organ, synthesizer (the only instrument that appears in both the most wanted and most unwanted ensembles). An operatic soprano raps and sings atonal music, advertising jingles, political slogans, and "elevator" music, and a children's choir sings jingles and holiday songs. The most unwanted subjects for lyrics are cowboys and holidays, and the most unwanted listening circumstances are involuntary exposure to commercials and elevator music. Therefore, it can be shown that if there is no covariance--someone who dislikes bagpipes is as likely to hate elevator music as someone who despises the organ, for example--fewer than 200 individuals of the world's total population would enjoy this piece.
  • Paradoxically, the Most Unwanted Song is the best thing ever.

    I KNOW.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    i'm sad that i'm flying

    some drugs will do that
  • I don't see the difference.
  • I wonder...

    Would a heaper compliment thread be a good idea...?
  • No.

    Heapers suck dick.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    No.


    Heapers suck dick.
    erry day
  • I don't see the difference.



    That's the point.

    It's to mock serious Anime Then/Anime Now macros which boil down to "anime was great when I started watching it! But now it SUCKS ASS!"

    Kexruct said:

    I wonder...


    Would a heaper compliment thread be a good idea...?
    NO.


  • Best thing in the history of audio recording.


    Period.
  • People who use ellipses too much are annoying...

    It makes them sound depressed... Even though they're just trying to get attention...
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    image
  • .......................................bitch................................... ......................please..........................................
  • I wonder...

    Kexruct said:


    Would a heaper compliment thread be a good idea...?
    NO.
    could you speak up a bit i'm hard of hearing
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