I'm tempted to buy a few of these, store them away for about 20 years never opening them, and then throwing them on ebay. These things are a safer bet than treasury bonds
WARNING: The announcement you are about to read is canon.
Tales of Game’s Studios is excited to announce The Magical Realms of Tír na nÓg: Escape from Necron 7 – Revenge of Cuchulainn: The Official Game of the Movie – Chapter 2 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa, the sequel to the 2008 edutainment tour de force Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden. Barkley 2 is an action RPG that continues the story of the previous game and features an open, non-linear world for players to explore and discover. Barkley 2 pits the player as X114JAM9, an amnesiac baller with no recollection of his past and no concept of his incredible b-ball destiny. Only the arcane wisdom of the otherworldly slam scholar Cyberdwarf can reclaim his lost memories… and lost b-ball powers. But first, X114JAM9 must evade the sinister grasp of the malevolent A.I. Cuchulainn, his would-be captor and the ancient nemesis of all ballers, hoopsters, slammers and jammers.
The ball is in your court. The fate of the galaxy, the Post-Cyberpocalypse and all of b-balldom is in your hands. Do you have the courage, vigor and sagacity to slam with the best? Or are you just going to jam with the rest?
“Barkley 2 is the game that will change the RPG playing field forever. The edutainment revolution is nigh.” - Tales of Game’s
“Tales of Game’s have one-upped themselves with Barkley 2. With a focus on rich narrative, strong characters, open-ended exploration, serious choice and consequence, Barkley 2 is a game that will have echoes throughout the edutainment industry.” - Tales of Game’s
“When a winning concept, a talented, battle-tested crew, and a noble destiny collide… [Barkley 2 is] a financier’s dream combination.” - Tales of Game’s
“The Post-Cyberpocalypse has never looked so grim… or so beautiful. Barkley 2 is the first game to make me question if vidcons have the capacity to be art.” - Barack Obama
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Sister: I'm not a kid, I'm a teenager!
Me: ...Wow, I have a teenage sister. That's weird.
Sister: Well, so do I!
Me: I'm not a teenager...
Sister: Aren't you, like, 18 or something?
Me: Well, when I was 18 I voted for Barack Obama. And I voted for Barack Obama last week...so as far as you know, yes!
Sister: YOU'RE 22? I thought you were 21!
Me: I was born in a year ending in "0"! It couldn't be much easier to figure out my age!
It was an amusing little conversation, but the important bit is
I shall wait two weeks for the first episode of MLPFIM season three to be uploaded to Itunes. I shall then buy it with money I have procured from previous actions.
Until then, I will avoid all MLPFIM talking. No spoilers for me.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I had an interesting thought.
What if distance is the universe's way of making sure I don't get something for free?
Like, okay, here's this man who's the perfect match for you and understands you in every way, but we can't just give him to you. If we did, you wouldn't have to work for the relationship and you wouldn't appreciate it as much.
But you can still have him--just with the minor inconvenience of him living 1200 miles away.
Man, you know what the worst part of going through the infomercial-hell.com blog is? Having to deal with the scads of broken links from the days when YouTube was deleting everything as quickly as it went up, because of Viacom. :P I bet I won't find any pages where there's two or more YouTube embeds and all of the linsk works until I'm into 2011.
Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
so in Tokyo there's this place where you can get a nice, tailored suit even if you're a tall motherfucker like me for around $100, it's called Uni-Qlo
I've been waiting to talk to this dude to find out where it is and was thinking that I'd have to go on some sorta Indiana Jones expedition to find it but there's a store less than 1000 feet from my hotel
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
guys halp
I got a Kongregate account and now I can't stop playing stupid games in short bursts.
:3I am....NussenA.
I made the unfortunate decision to sign up via Facebook.
Is there a way to change it? I had wanted to make my username Pyramid Power.
*Darth Vader scream*
I should warn you that I have no game loyalty at all. I just randomly pick stuff.
I played like twenty matches of fucking Zilch earlier.
That game's creator died, by the way. Sad stuff. :(
I shall wait two weeks for the first episode of MLPFIM season three to be uploaded to Itunes. I shall then buy it with money I have procured from previous actions.
Until then, I will avoid all MLPFIM talking. No spoilers for me.
I may become a hat-seller solely so it doesn't slightly bug me when Aliroz says good night to haberdashers, despite their being none here.
WHY DO YOU TRIGGER MY LATENT OCDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Indeed. :/
Reckless still cheats though. It's like playing dice against Yugi Moto.
Those guys have great taste in album covers, BTW
I AM AN ATHEIST
YET I HATE GOD
I ALSO DON'T KNOW THE DEFINITIONS OF WORDS
/my impersonation of whoever is in charge of that band, tho
Yeah, but at some point when going for shock value a lot of things just cross into "eh?" territory, and I think this band's name counts.
Whatever though, I'm sure they have their fans.
These usually aren't great, but I like this one.
Oh wait you're actually in Japan now?
Cool.