The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Should I do this Stuart Ashen-style, where I put it on a couch, film myself opening it, and then burn it when it turns out to be a crappy recolor?
  • hey, recolors have feelings too. :<
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Ray Bradbury sure loves his similes
  • Nathaniel Hawthorne has two cows. He thinks this is symbolic. He tells everyone he knows not only that it is symbolic, but how it is symbolic, just so they don't miss the point.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    And it is...Crystal Applejack!

    ...could be worse, I suppose. At least it's one of the mane six!
  • Herman has two cows. Before telling us about them he first suggests we read famous quotes concerning cows, learn every scientific classification of cow, find the uses for every piece of cow meat, read works concerning the glory in raising cows, talk about the origins of cow herding, expand on the wonder of the Breitling Replica Watches cow eyeball, study the use of the cow's tail, talk about the different kinds of barbed wire used to fence in cows, discuss the science of studying cow poop with its relation to nutrition and diet, and learn the variety of creatures that prey on cows. When he finally gets around to actually talking about his cows, no one is reading anymore.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    http://cinemassacre.com/2012/11/10/avgn-the-movie-trailer/  movie trailer out. It looks incredible. Where did he get the Russian troop carrier tank? At least I'm pretty sure that's a soviet tank.

    Also, I grew up around Roswell and Alamagordo, and I never heard about that mysterious landfill until later years. Also, my family had a 2600 and the ET game. We actually enjoyed that game too, maybe because nobody ever informed us that it was a bad game. 
  • And it is...Crystal Applejack!


    ...could be worse, I suppose. At least it's one of the mane six!
    Sweet!
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    hey, recolors have feelings too. :<

    Not Whirly Times

    he's numbed his to oblivion years ago with cheap plastic-bottled bourbon whiskey
  • edited 2012-11-12 13:32:17

    Whiskey?


    he should be responsible and drink mouthwash because it's cheaper.

    My mom actually said that one.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    image image

    Can't say I'm exactly stunned with the likeness here, but I guess for $2 it's not bad.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    In any event, she shall be joining my Shelf of Ponies alongside my Mane Six figures (who are still in their packaging) and the few Happy Meal ponies I have.

    And then I'm going to lay in bed with my tablet, because I'm not tired but I really should have been in bed two hours ago.
  • (*tucks centie in*)
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    applejack
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    One last thing before I go:

    image
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    So, somebody put parts of 1984 on the Wall Banger page.

    I am displeased.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    and lest you think I discriminate against recolors, I have one recolor I didn't include in the photo because her tail was dirty from falling behind the cabinet.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    TV Tropes? That place is so last year
  • IT'S SNOWING

    CA: I have that McDonald's Pinkie Pie; it's the only official MLP toy I have (I wish there was a way to remove the knob at the top easily). I also have a tiny clay Derpy my RA made for me.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    So, this is the place for bashing Twilight now?

    Great!  I'm in!

    First off:  An immortal angsty teen going to high-school forever.  Never maturing beyond the whiny little snot that he/she is.  Never wising up or realizing his/her potential.  Imagine an endless puberty?

    guasdrgkdrg q438989pyy89p aerhi;aerhio;naae ahio;ae

    Sorry, I was just headdesking.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
  • edited 2012-11-12 14:23:10
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Aliroz: Wall Bangers was (and, I imagine, still is) one of the nastiest, most butthurt parts of the site. I would suggest not reading it unless you're feeling masochistic.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    what the fuck is a wall banger
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...aaand as it turns out I have to pick my sister up from school in an hour

     Kdhudbdbhsjwkeucbr'',
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    what the fuck is a wall banger

    people complaining on the internet
  • http://cinemassacre.com/2012/11/10/avgn-the-movie-trailer/  movie trailer out. It looks incredible. Where did he get the Russian troop carrier tank? At least I'm pretty sure that's a soviet tank.


    Also, I grew up around Roswell and Alamagordo, and I never heard about that mysterious landfill until later years. Also, my family had a 2600 and the ET game. We actually enjoyed that game too, maybe because nobody ever informed us that it was a bad game. 
    YES
  • The thing is there are decent rebuttals to be made here and I know there are decent rebuttals to be made here but I just feel like getting this off my chest, not really defending any of my own points


    But whatever, the Imipolex has spoken

    Things Central Avenue Rather Dislikes About Suburban Living

    (some of these are incredibly minor nitpicks, I realize, but hopefully at least some of them are valid)
    • Nothing is within walking distance:
      If I want to go to the store to pick up a soda, or if I want fast food, or...pretty much anything, I have to get into my car and drive there. Mind you, the drive tends to be 5-10 minutes, but I would much rather be able to walk 5-10 minutes to accomplish the same thing.
    • The stupid social games:
      e.g. the neighbor who reports you for minor city code violations because he doesn't like living next to a mixed-race family; the neighbor who buys a riding mower as a status symbol and then suffers foreclosure six months later; etc.
    • The blatant artificiality of pretty much everything:
      God forbid you have normal streetlights. No, you have to have those streetlights that are styled like gas lamps but don't look remotely like any gas lamps that ever existed. Or those fake shutters that people tack next to their windows, despite the fact that we all know damn well they're purely decorative. I never understood those.
    • Garages that face the front of the house:
      This is incredibly tacky. Especially because (a) everyone seems to have two-car garages nowadays, which eats up a good chunk of your facade, and (b) even expensive houses seem to have those cheap-looking metal garage doors that are unconvincingly styled to look like wood panels. See artificiality above.
    a million times yes
  • what the fuck is a wall banger

    At some point, someone needed to get Orwell away from the typewriter and
    tell him that enough was enough when it comes to Winston's torture in
    Part III. Whereas Orwell's contemporary, Aldous Huxley, wrote a
    compelling debate between rebel and tyrant at the end of Brave New World, O'Brien just gives an Anvilicious, 40-page Mind Rape to Winston. George, there is a way to give a warning about totalitarianism without kicking us in the balls.
    You went after Winston's torture but not Goldstein's book? What the hell is wrong with you? Goldstein's book is definitely a Wall Banger
    because it interrupts the plot, lasts too long and jerks the reader
    right out of the action. And it's written like a textbook. Hell, even
    Julia falls asleep while Winston's reading it.

    The writer of a work did something wrong, and they must be punished by angry comments on the internet.

    In short, the Wall Banger sections are used to quarantine vitriol that would clutter the main pages.
  • The thing is there are decent rebuttals to be made here and I know there are decent rebuttals to be made here but I just feel like getting this off my chest, not really defending any of my own points


    But whatever, the Imipolex has spoken

    Things Central Avenue Rather Dislikes About Suburban Living

    (some of these are incredibly minor nitpicks, I realize, but hopefully at least some of them are valid)
    • Nothing is within walking distance:
      If I want to go to the store to pick up a soda, or if I want fast food, or...pretty much anything, I have to get into my car and drive there. Mind you, the drive tends to be 5-10 minutes, but I would much rather be able to walk 5-10 minutes to accomplish the same thing.
    • The stupid social games:
      e.g. the neighbor who reports you for minor city code violations because he doesn't like living next to a mixed-race family; the neighbor who buys a riding mower as a status symbol and then suffers foreclosure six months later; etc.
    • The blatant artificiality of pretty much everything:
      God forbid you have normal streetlights. No, you have to have those streetlights that are styled like gas lamps but don't look remotely like any gas lamps that ever existed. Or those fake shutters that people tack next to their windows, despite the fact that we all know damn well they're purely decorative. I never understood those.
    • Garages that face the front of the house:
      This is incredibly tacky. Especially because (a) everyone seems to have two-car garages nowadays, which eats up a good chunk of your facade, and (b) even expensive houses seem to have those cheap-looking metal garage doors that are unconvincingly styled to look like wood panels. See artificiality above.
    a million times yes
    1+
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I liked Goldstein's book
  • Particularly this one:
    The stupid social games:
    e.g. the neighbor who reports you for minor
    city code violations because he doesn't like living next to a mixed-race
    family; the neighbor who buys a riding mower as a status symbol and
    then suffers foreclosure six months later; etc.
    When my parents were together and we had some money, we moved to Nashville and bought a house in a development. Apparently, our house was one of the cheapest in the neighborhood and we were considered poor, trash. We lived next to a couple who had a baby; they had a lawn sign from the hospital that said "It's a girl" they left up for awhile. It got stolen because one of the neighbors was pissy it was up so long and breaking some development code. That same couple also left up their Christmas lights too long and they got stolen as well.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    Particularly this one:

    The stupid social games:
    e.g. the neighbor who reports you for minor
    city code violations because he doesn't like living next to a mixed-race
    family; the neighbor who buys a riding mower as a status symbol and
    then suffers foreclosure six months later; etc.
    When my parents were together and we had some money, we moved to Nashville and bought a house in a development. Apparently, our house was one of the cheapest in the neighborhood and we were considered poor, trash. We lived next to a couple who had a baby; they had a lawn sign from the hospital that said "It's a girl" they left up for awhile. It got stolen because one of the neighbors was pissy it was up so long and breaking some development code. That same couple also left up their Christmas lights too long and they got stolen as well.
    You had to suffer Nashville too? I'm sorry. 
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Well, it's good to know I'm not the only one who feels that way...
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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  • You had to suffer Nashville too? I'm sorry.
    Yup, when I was a little kid for 5-ish years. Not sure which I have more problems with, Idaho or Tennessee. Probably Idaho because I live(d) there about 12 years and had to suffer it longer.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    The problem with the suburbs is that people live there
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    http://www.tumbleweedhouses.com/pages/houses

    These little houses are baller as fuck
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.


    here's a song

    now I'm going to work
  • Imi: Yay, good song.

    Also see you later
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    The problem with the suburbs is that people live there

    We have to test this somehow

    I recommend we go to an alternate universe where narwhals are the dominant species the way humans are here. If their suburbs don't suck, we'll know it's the people who are the problem.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

    http://www.tumbleweedhouses.com/pages/houses


    These little houses are baller as fuck
    Yes, yes they are. I remember looking at that site once, though I don't remember how I managed to get there.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    My math professor just went on a rant over how useless wikipedia is

    if only that antinatalism twit was here, he'd probably be frothing at the mouth and reaching for his thesaurus

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    CA: I have that McDonald's Pinkie Pie; it's the only official MLP toy I have (I wish there was a way to remove the knob at the top easily). I also have a tiny clay Derpy my RA made for me.

    The McDonald's Pinkie Pie seems to be pretty common; I had two myself so I gave the other one to my sister.

    Sometimes I want to send AU my Happy Meal Rarity...
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Also you'll notice I keep Rarity and Twilight together in the middle <3
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    You are doing a kindness, a gift, a charity.


    You have NO obligation to provide for, whatever the circumstance, someone who votes against your financial interest.


    PS...if you think you’re feeling bad...I just cut off my daughter’s
    college money, as she felt the need to “express herself” and vote
    against the family’s monetary well-being in Ohio.


    Hope she likes “expressing herself” as she waits tables for next
    semester’s tuition (and her books, healthcare, car insurance, rent,
    food...hahaha).


    Not a funny hahahaha, but hey, her choice. And I’m all about respecting “choice”. I’m just not going to subsidize it.
    Oh Free Republic, thank you for existing.




  • gotta love that place.
  • edited 2012-11-12 17:06:32
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
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  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    if more dads were like that, this country would be in a much better shape
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